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Jason and Cyrus Find "Orphan" Falls a Little Short

CYRUS: I'm done. No more evil kids. Or evil kid-like things. I need a break. I'm positively inundated with miniature threats. It's as if it was a new Japanese economic invasion but upon our horror films instead of our electronic devices. I skipped "Orphan"… Continue

Added by Cyrus on November 8, 2009 at 9:06pm — 11 Comments

Jason and Cyrus INSIST You Go Buy a Copy of "Trick 'R Treat" Right This Instant

JASON: If ever there was a movie screwed over by whatever broken system grinds out movies and grinds up creative teams, "Trick R' Treat" is it. I, along with every other horror n… Continue

Added by Cyrus on October 29, 2009 at 12:39am — 46 Comments

Jason and Cyrus Are Only a Little Itchy From "The Thaw"

JASON: Look, kids! It's Al Gore's favorite horror movie! "The Thaw" is some doom and gloom shit that takes environmental panic to the next level. Borrowing a bit fr… Continue

Added by Cyrus on October 21, 2009 at 2:53pm — 7 Comments

Capt. Murphy's Liquor

Hey everyone this is Darkblade, I'm just here to tell you guys I'm starting to make shorts about our favorite staff on the site. I'm starting off small but with enough people I can get a full LEOG, ACOCO, and LET'S DO THIS! crossover, so please check out my video and I hope you guys enjoy it. Continue

Added by Darkblade on October 19, 2009 at 7:18am — No Comments

Couples Retreat (2009)

All in the title. Desperate to save their marriage, one couple convinces three other couples to go in on a group rate price for an island retreat designed for troubled unions. But the "mandatory therapy" brews up nothing but trouble for everyone. Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau, Jason Bateman, Kristen Bell, Kristin Davis and Faizon Love star in this comedy penned by Favreau. The movie tries… Continue

Added by Dan O'Neill on October 17, 2009 at 12:04am — No Comments

Jason and Cyrus Are Horrified for All the Wrong Reasons by "Jack Ketchum's Offspring"

JASON: Jack Ketchum is certainly one of the more celebrated horror authors out there, and certainly one of the most sadistic. I say that with love, of course. The latest adapt… Continue

Added by Cyrus on October 15, 2009 at 4:06pm — 8 Comments

The Expendables Trailer 2010

What you get when Rambo, Chev Chelios, Wong Fei Hung, Marv, and Ivan Drago all meet up in the same place? ASSES GET KICKED AND EXPLODED In a city ruled by ruthless dicatator, a team of badasses must kill him and a small army, directed by the mastermind of RAMBO 4 SLY STALLONE PRESENTS THE Expenda… Continue

Added by Rusty Shackelford on October 13, 2009 at 11:47pm — 8 Comments

Jason and Cyrus Wax and Wane on Eduardo Sanchez's "Seventh Moon"

CYRUS: More horror? More underground films? Deal with it. It's what Jason and I do best, rummaging through the plethora of crappy movies in order to pick out the ones t… Continue

Added by Cyrus on October 13, 2009 at 2:05am — 6 Comments

Jason and Cyrus at Fantastic Fest: "Mandrill" and "Survival of the Dead"

JASON: Don't feel bad if you haven't heard of him, but Marko Zaror is carving out a niche for himself as a Chilean ubermensch. He's a towering, handsome badass and a… Continue

Added by Cyrus on October 5, 2009 at 5:45pm — 3 Comments

Jason and Cyrus at Fantastic Fest: "Clive Barker's Dread" and "Rampage"

CYRUS: Here's a question for ya: What took so long for someone to do one of the Clive Barker adaptations that doesn't have a supernatural monster in it? The answer? I didn't… Continue

Added by Cyrus on October 5, 2009 at 4:04pm — 8 Comments

Jason and Cyrus at Fantastic Fest: "Zombieland" and "Gentlemen Broncos"

CYRUS: Up until now we've been focusing on the smaller features, which probably is giving the 'powers that be' up in the misty accounting mountains of Spill a heart attack. So, I figured it's probably time to tackle at least a few of the… Continue

Added by Cyrus on September 30, 2009 at 9:24pm — 11 Comments

Jason and Cyrus at Fantastic Fest: "Under the Mountain" and "Sweet Karma"

JASON: Is it wrong of me to admit that one of my long held desires is to see Cthulu run riot through a children's film? How could you not enjoy seeing an Elder God destroy a preco… Continue

Added by Cyrus on September 30, 2009 at 5:50pm — 8 Comments

Jason and Cyrus at Fantastic Fest: "Yesterday" and "Salvage"

JASON: For the longest time, I've had a love/hate relationship with zombies. I adore zombie movies, while I still foster an undying hatred for the living dead. Let them come. I'm ready to eradicate them from the earth. If I don't get the chance to enga… Continue

Added by Cyrus on September 29, 2009 at 2:00pm — 2 Comments

Jason and Cyrus at Fantastic Fest: "House of the Devil" and "Macabre"

CYRUS: You know Jason, I think maybe I'm starting to understand you a little more. I know that while most of us were watching the classics like… Continue

Added by Cyrus on September 27, 2009 at 4:00pm — 11 Comments

Jason and Cyrus at Fantastic Fest: "Duress" and "The Revenant"

FANTASTIC FEST TWO-FER PART DEUX: In which Jason and Cyrus kvetch together about the films they saw together at this, the gre… Continue

Added by Cyrus on September 25, 2009 at 11:48pm — 3 Comments

Jason and Cyrus at Fantastic Fest: "The Children" and "Human Centipede"

CYRUS: Has it only been a year? It's my favorite time again, that of the fabled Fantastic Fest in Austin Texas, an eight day festival of genre film making that takes place at the Ala… Continue

Added by Cyrus on September 24, 2009 at 1:00pm — 16 Comments

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Review

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 53% My rating: Some Ol’ Bullshit!

We have arrived at the fifth View Askewniverse film, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. At the time, Smith declared this would be the last film featuring Jay and Bob and his last film set… Continue

Added by DavidBray on September 17, 2009 at 4:29pm — No Comments

My Review of Extract

What did I think of the movie Extract? Well it wasn't Mike Judge's best, lets just say that. Watch the video below to find out my thoughts on the movie.

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Added by Victor D. on September 12, 2009 at 11:17am — No Comments

Extract

Joel, played by Jason Bateman ("Juno," "Hancock"), is one step away from selling his flavor extract factory and retiring to easy street when a freak workplace accident sets in motion a series of disasters that puts his business and personal life in jeopardy. Let me tell you what Extract is. Extrac… Continue

Added by Thadeus Brown on September 9, 2009 at 9:44pm — 2 Comments

Extract review

Written review by: Leon Once again, as with ‘Office Space’, ‘King of the Hill’ and even ‘Idiocracy’, Mike Judge does that thing that he does best: brings to life those oddball characters we universally suffer through our daily lives. Every one of them would make you say “I know somebody just like t… Continue

Added by The Spill Crew on September 8, 2009 at 6:37pm — 16 Comments

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