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Rating-Matinee' Now this movie might sound like the stupidest movie in the world when you hear its story: Abraham Lincoln basically grabs an axe and decides to go out and kill vampires. But believe me when I say that once you get past its stupid premise, the movie becomes so much fun.…Continue
Added by Peter Anders on December 29, 2012 at 7:23pm — No Comments
Where do I begin with this one? For months, I have been anticipating this movie’s release; not because I thought it’d be good, but because I wanted to see how bad it was. Every time this film came up in conversation, I lambasted it to death. A film based on a board game that has…Continue
The basic story is as follows: a young reporter Tintin (JAMIE BELL) comes across a model ship at a market and, after…Continue
Added by Jacob Heaton on October 24, 2011 at 6:11pm — No Comments
TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY is one of the best films of the year so far, and could easily get a nod at the Oscars in February. With an interesting plot, brilliant performances and great production values, it stands as the best spy thriller of the year.
The basic plot is this: George Smiley (GARY…Continue
Added by Jacob Heaton on September 20, 2011 at 12:30pm — No Comments
A montage of all the movies I have seen or will see this summer, set to the awesomeness of Led Zeppelin. Enjoy!
Added by Jacob Heaton on June 4, 2011 at 6:03am — No Comments
The next great alien invasion is occurring, and who is there to stop them? A bunch of South London teenagers armed with fireworks and blunt instruments. This is ATTACK THE BLOCK, the best British horror-comedy since SHAUN OF THE DEAD.
As said above, the basic premise is meteors contain aliens that…Continue
At long last, the Mighty Thor has come to the big screen and, since the film has arrived early here in the UK, I have seen it. But can it match the quality of the previous Marvel Cinematic Universe movies?
In short, yes. In long... well, just read the rest of the review. I don't want to talk to much about the plot, but it's your basic fish-out-of-water story by a lot of betrayal and action thrown in. It flows well and makes sense, but suffers the same problem the Iron Man…Continue
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