(These corpses should read a lot of Nicholas Sparks’ books)

First of all, let’s not compare this to Twilight or those other horse spit girlie wet dream books because it’s not like that.…

Straight Outta Austin! episode 61 has arrived for your listening pleasure! We discuss everything from Smallville to the Iron Man movies to where The Matrix sequels went wrong and finally the conversation turns into a Christian Bale love-fest. Those in the Austin area may appreciate…

What happens when you combine a mule, a sleeping roommate, and a bathroom in Tampa? You get the much anticipated episode of Straight Outta Austin! featuring soon-to-famous actor, Jose Villarreal also known as Dr. Bacon!

First of all, spoiler alert. If your favorite G.I. Joe isn’t Dusty then it’s possible that he dies in G.I. Joe:Retaliation. We also discuss the latest in arcade technology including “hands free” gaming as well as a beer dispensing arcade. And apparently Straight Outta Austin! is so magnificent that we’ve drawn the ire of North Korea. Self props.…

p>Cześć!

I just released to the world my spoof the movie "Fight Club" set in my beautiful Poland, where instead of a fighting club there's a vodka club that also vlogs. :P I shot it, wrote it, edited it, and have a bit part in it. ;) It also is SUBTITLED, so no worries about not knowing Polish :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozO6EKxX0k…

p>Cześć!

I just released to the world my spoof the movie "Fight Club" set in my beautiful Poland, where instead of a fighting club there's a vodka club that also vlogs. :P I shot it, wrote it, edited it, and have a bit part in it. ;) It also is SUBTITLED, so no worries about not knowing Polish :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozO6EKxX0k…

Spoiler Alert! No important characters were harmed in filming of this episode. On a more serious note, this recap contains heavy spoilers. Point being, if you don‘t want your precious Walking Dead experience spoiled, then I strongly suggest you watch the mid-season premiere before reading this.

Oh. em. gee. We made it. This is our 50th episode! And the entire Straight Outta Austin! crew is in attendance, even Hibiki Jen-Jen (not pictured). I’m not just saying this just to say it, but this is one of our best episodes yet. We introduce your ears to perhaps the greatest song ever produced, Agamemnon entertains us with a riveting tale of pop musik, Project Rio, and 11 homicides all from a genuinely…

Rating-Full Price!!   Rise of the Planet of the Apes blows away most of the science-fiction films of the past two decades. With its brilliant script that goes to places other science fiction films have either been too afraid to go to or have done wrong. It also features the best visual effects since James Cameron's Avatar, along with terrific performances from everyone, especially Andy Serkis as the chimp Cesar. Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the best entry in the…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   I'm not going to lie: I do not find Megan Fox actractive at all. No, its not because of her toe-thumbs (though those don't exactly help) it's because of horrible an actress she is. Okay, in this movie you have Megan Fox playing the typical snobish high school cheerleader who gets possessed by a demon after a fire, now her friend Needy (played by Amanda Seyfried) must stop her from eating everyone. Sounds interesting right? Well, at some parts…

Host, Casey Lauer, goes on a tour of Jean-Claude Van Damme's past, showcasing the many stops the Muscles from Brussels made along his journey to fame and fortune.

Rating-Matinee'   Using the basic blueprint for what a good sequel should be, The Boondock Saints II may not reinvent the wheel, or even wax it up to make it look shiny, all that much. But it is still a very fun action movie that contains stylish action and funny dialogue that largely succeeds despite it's mundane…

Rating-Full Price!!   Quentin Tarantino is back with his kick ass new film, a spaghetti western called Django Unchained.  Containing a great story, terrific performances, good dialogue, and brilliant pacing, Django is Tarantino's best film since Pulp Fiction, and that is really saying something.   The story of Django Unchained is that a black slave turned bounty hunter named Django is going after a plantation owner that has his wife. The story is told in a great…

Fresh off his well-received announcement that he won't be involved in the sequel to 'Prometheus,' writer Damon Lindelof has offered…

Rating-Full Price!!    **Just a quick heads up: I'm one of those that, like Leon and Cyrus, loves Spiderman 3, and the other two Rami films. The Spiderman trilogy is one of my favorite trilogies ever. Reason I'm saying this is because I know there were people that didn't like Spiderman 3, if you're one of those stop reading right now. Otherwise, kick back and I hope you enjoy.**

The story of The Amazing Spiderman is that one day, while going through some old junk,…

Spoiler Alert! T-Dog still has no important lines. Don’t act so surprised. Seriously though, this recap is laden with spoilers, so if you don’t want to know what happens then I highly suggest you watch the season premiere before reading this. You’ve been warned.

So…….in the first few shots of the first episode, there is that song (whose name I don’t know) that plays whether nature is involved and showing the wonderfulness of it and then…

Well PtWoR lords, here it is! You’ve heard the pilot now you can hear the real thing, the first episode of Save File Corrupted! Agamemnon sounds off on the upcoming Wii U, …