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Rating-Matinee! You know why I hate Kristen Stewart? Because she has to fuck up everything. She is not a good actress at all, and this movie is a good example of this. The story of Snow White And The Huntsman is that a huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) must hunt down dumbass Snow White (Kristen Stewart) for the evil queen (Charlize Theron). The story is decent enough, but it just feels so mundane and "Been there, done that". I mean, how many times have we seen this…Continue
Added by Peter Anders on December 14, 2012 at 7:30pm — No Comments
I admit it: I never liked Thor all that much in the comics. I know I've probably pissed off a lot of people by saying that, but Thor always seemed like an a-hole to me. But guess what? I love the Thor movie! The story is that there is this place called Asgard, which is basically the Norse…Continue
Rating-Better Than Sex!!! Excelcior my fellow Marvelites! Marvel's The Avengers has finally arrived and I can safetly and happily say that not only does it live up to the massive hype surrounding it, but it actually surpasses it. In The Avengers: Iron Man, The Hulk, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Thor, and Captain America all have to team up (Unwillingly I might add) in order to stop Loki and the alien spieces under his servitude(The Chitari) from taking…Continue
With the Twilight movies racking up the big bills, studios are scrambling over each other trying to find the next big fantasy movie to satisfy the female demographic looking for escapist adventure. We’ve had reenvisionings of Red Riding Hood,…
The day someone believes Kristen Stewart is hotter than Charlize Theron is the day Walt Disney opens a snow-shoveling business in hell.
And at long last the saga of Snow White Films comes to an anti-climatic close. We first started the year off with Mirror, Mirror; a piss-poor and embarrassing part-kiddie, part-RomCom; that failed in…Continue
Added by Ha-Ra on June 5, 2012 at 12:22am — No Comments
When the Avengers truly assembled for the first time in San Diego two summers ago, Robert Downey, Jr. boldly stated that this film was "the most ambitious movie [he's] ever seen", even over the phenomenon that was Christopher Nolan's Inception. It has taken four years to develop the main…Continue
Added by Caleb Kahn on May 6, 2012 at 7:00pm — No Comments
Oh Joss Whedon, I now see why people worship you and suck from your luscious teat. You give the minds of film-lovers the greatest blow job in history.
Disclaimer: this will be a spoiler-free review for people who are still on the fence about this. Short answer: run to the fucking theater right now. Long answer…
I feel sorry for any person that does not watch this movie. I pity you even more if you are an avid lover of horror films. This is simply…Continue
We finally have another epic story that can take the Harry Potter formula to the next logical step. Harry Potter was a phenomenon unlike any other. It got an entire generation to read, it broke all grounds in terms of what Hollywood epics were capable of, and it…Continue
Here's the first trailer of the movie starring Kristen Stewart as Snow White, Chris Hemsworth as the Huntsman, and Charlize Theron as the Evil Queen:
I'm gonna be honest, I've always loved the fairy tale of Snow White, but more for its dark origins than the fluffy disney version, and while this…Continue
Added by Everwen on November 10, 2011 at 4:45pm — No Comments
'Zack and Miri Make a Porno' star Elizabeth Banks is the latest actress to join the mega-ensemble cast for…Continue
Who has the mightier pecks?
Thor is owned by Marvel. Masters of the Universe is owned by Cannon…Continue
Added by Matt Vetrano on June 5, 2011 at 3:00pm — No Comments
Coming out of this movie I couldn’t help but get a little more excited for…Continue
Added by BlueSkittle on May 11, 2011 at 11:49am — No Comments
Thor was the Marvel property that, at first blush, I thought was a dumb idea to make into a movie. I mean a Norse God becomes a superhero is as far-fetched as you can get. But what do you know? Marvel Studios shut me up again like when they released the first Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk reboot. BEHOLD THE MIGHTY THOR! Behold his glory, indeed.
Added by Ha-Ra on May 6, 2011 at 1:30am — No Comments
Superhero Stories Assemble!"
At long last, the Mighty Thor has come to the big screen and, since the film has arrived early here in the UK, I have seen it. But can it match the quality of the previous Marvel Cinematic Universe movies?
In short, yes. In long... well, just read the rest of the review. I don't want to talk to much about the plot, but it's your basic fish-out-of-water story by a lot of betrayal and action thrown in. It flows well and makes sense, but suffers the same problem the Iron Man…Continue
Added by Jacob Heaton on April 30, 2011 at 5:24pm — No Comments
Superhero Stories Assemble!"