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All Blog Posts Tagged 'gore' (33)

WWE Smack Down Vs. Raw 2010 or whatever the hell it's name is Review

I'm reviewing the wresting game with the character creator, the story creator, the move set creator, and a whole bunch of other needless but fun creators... is the title correct? Anyway, let's start off with the good of this game: The customization. Dear. God. It's like being a fat kid in a candy store for people like me who love to create characters in games. I re-created the most awesome character ever (From about 5 years ago in another wrestling game), PinkasaurausRex, my favorite character… Continue

Added by Charlie Dirkx on November 1, 2009 at 8:16pm — No Comments

SAW 6

It's halloween time, so it's time for yet another SAW film. We're now on the 6th part of this series, and i know i'm not the only one who has been watching the slow decline of these films over time. I found those last two that came out almost unbearable if you try to invest any actual interest in the plot. Because it falls into that whole idea wher… Continue

Added by Jenny on October 26, 2009 at 4:22pm — 3 Comments

Looking Back At The 'Saw' Series

"If It's Halloween...It Must Be Saw"

I'm sure you've heard that line at least once within the last five years. It's almost impossible to go through the Halloween holiday without seeing some reference to the Saw… Continue

Added by Gabriel on October 18, 2009 at 8:00pm — 45 Comments

Lose Weight with K-Mart Horror 2: Diet Harder

Great news folks! K-Mart now has a new Horror Movie promotion/sale! This time the movies have been made this decade! The movies are part of the Maneater Horror Movie Series. Guess what!? They are all $5 DVDs! The hardest thing is finding them and the other classic horror movie display. The K-Mart I went to, had the horror movie promotion display in the Halloween costume section of the store and not in the Electroni… Continue

Added by Zombie Messiah on October 7, 2009 at 3:00am — 2 Comments

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 Review

The ultimate team up for the rights of superheroes! That sounds like a pretty awesome concept, right? If that was the synopsis you first heard of this game and you didn't read comics, it would sound pretty awesome. Does this game live up to that one sentence? Yes and no. It's definitely not ultimate, but it's pretty cool for comic geeks like myself. On with the pros. The roster of this game is huge, and although it takes out a few great characters from the first game like Dr. Strange, The Hulk… Continue

Added by Charlie Dirkx on September 19, 2009 at 12:58am — 8 Comments

Wolfenstein Review

This review's gotta be brief, got to go to bed soon.... tired as shit. Okay, so Wolfenstein is ID's return to the franchise after the critically praised "Return to Castle Wolfenstein". I've played RCW, and it's amazing fun, but does this one match up? Yes and no. The single player is just as good, but the multiplayer fails as a whole. In single player you control B.J. Blascowikz (if that's how you spell it), the super jew. Well, his name sounds super jewish. You go around doing favors for "The… Continue

Added by Charlie Dirkx on September 2, 2009 at 12:08am — No Comments

The Final Destination 3D REVIEW!

Well this series has gone on for four movies, each with a different gimmick, but this one has one thing going for it: Three Dimesions. While I did enjoy this film, this film is more enjoyed the way it was intended on the big screen and with the 3D glasses. On the positive side, this film has the gore factor going for it. The Writer and the Director of the second film and the most entertainin… Continue

Added by afg1988 on August 30, 2009 at 4:00am — No Comments

Midnight Movie Madness- My District 9 Review!

It's here people! The film long discussed and much hyped is here, and I'm here to tell you that it's one of the rare films that absolutely lives up to the hype. Allow me to preface my thoughts here by advising you to go into this movie (as the Cohost suggested) completely bl… Continue

Added by Life In Chartreuse on August 18, 2009 at 12:54am — 1 Comment

My Take On The New 'Saw VI' Trailer, Clips & Posters

It can hard being the minority...especially within a film community. I'm pretty sure most of us have those guilty pleasures that we absolutely loved, but everyone else hated. I'm almost confident in saying that if the Spill community was a small little village, I would probably have people with pitchforks and torches outside my home. Why would these people be outside my home screaming death threats? Well...I'm a big fan of the Saw films. I can already hear it now: "Saw sucks!" "I… Continue

Added by Gabriel on July 23, 2009 at 11:00pm — No Comments

Game Idea #1: Dark Sector 2

I'm going to start a quick series of my ideas for stand-alone games/sequels. None of these were done on the spot, so I'm going to post them in rapid succession. DARK SECTOR 2 Story: You’ve made it back to America, (After you killed Mezner, a chopper came) but you are held in quarantine, because they are worried about the infection spreading, but they’re too late. On the news it shows that a small town out of New York has become infected. Turns out that Mezner sent a crate of infection samples… Continue

Added by Charlie Dirkx on June 15, 2009 at 8:00pm — 1 Comment

Aftermath/Genesis - A Review of some of the Best Short Horror Films Ever Made

Unearthed Films has blessed us with this special edition of Nacho Cerdas Aftermath Trilogy. The Awakening, Aftermath, and Genesis are the three short films in the trilogy. All three deal with death in general. Even though they are going in the same direction, they are completley different. So let's start with the Movies

The Awakening: The Awakening is probably my Least favorite of the series.… Continue

Added by Stuart on June 10, 2009 at 11:30pm — No Comments

WTF!!! Automaton Transfusion is super-rediculame

Holy Zombies Eating Baby fetus, Batman. So much to say about this one folks. Yes, it is a Dawn of the dead clone. and a bad one at that. talk about shitty Zombies and even worse acting. but i have to say the gore is something to behold. All the stereotypical high school kids are in this one. there's the movie nerd, the white black guy, the Rocker but more on that later. well the plot goes like this, if you can call it a plot that is. a young medical student is making his way to the morgue one… Continue

Added by Johnnie D on March 27, 2009 at 3:48pm — 2 Comments

Another Idiotic Move by PETA

I'll say front and centered, I support laws to prevent animal abuse, but I am a humanist first. I'm not naive enough to think an animal life such as a crab is as equally valuable as a human life (unless said person is a murderer, etc.). Now the famous group known as PETA took the good idea of fighting for laws to protect animals from cruelty, and went downhill towards idiocy. There was saving… Continue

Added by Harms on March 10, 2009 at 4:44pm — 3 Comments

DEAD SPACE DOWNFALL REVIEW

Hi fellow Spillions! Fouapa, your french friend here. It's been a long time again since I posed anything, so here is something a little different.

Having recently bought the game Dead Space and played a few hours into it, I thought I could give a shot to this movie. Just a quick… Continue

Added by Fouapa on March 4, 2009 at 5:00pm — 1 Comment

Gore Verbinski to direct Clue

Of all the board games out there, the one which has potential to be at least a decent movie is Clue (or as us Brits know it - Cluedo). For those of you who may not know, there was already a movie of the game made back in 1985 which starred Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd and Michael McKean. And it seems that Hollywood thinks there’s enough there to warrant another movie based on the game, with the ball set in motion with Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Verbinski in final nego… Continue

Added by Jack on February 25, 2009 at 5:37pm — 3 Comments

The Vampire Double Feature: Let The Right One In and Twilight

Ah, Vampires. I’ve always liked the undead, blood-sucking little bastards. Wow, Microsoft Word doesn’t recognise the word undead. That’s unexpected. Anyway, blood drinking monsters have existed for as long as civilisation but the suave, pale seducer that we know as the vampire today has only really been around since the 19th Century and is most famously portrayed in Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula. In this day and age, Vampires are not just some of the m… Continue

Added by Twackius on February 17, 2009 at 2:04am — No Comments

Punisher War Zone - Audio Review

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Added by The Spill Crew on December 5, 2008 at 3:41am — 32 Comments

Cardboard Sleeves? What am I, a Hobo?

I remember when cardboard sleeves we're used only for storing AOL free trial discs (you know, when they gave you so many hours to try it free). Now we're using them to store actual DVD movies? Not promotional? Commercial? Are you serious?

It all started with this movie. An Inconvenient Truth successfully scared the public into becoming more 'green' (and giving Al Gore money). So,… Continue

Added by Madness Mark on November 19, 2008 at 7:30pm — No Comments

Gore Verbinski Gets a 'Host' Remake

Source: Variety Universal Pictures has given then nod to Gore Verbinski produce a remake of the 2006 Korean thriller The Host. The film, originally titled "Gwoemul," did record-breaking business in its theatrical run in South Korea. The film will feature the directing debut of commercials director Fredrik Bond. Smart People writer Mark Poirier will pen the script. Story follows a town… Continue

Added by The Spill Crew on November 19, 2008 at 10:09am — 30 Comments

Looney Tunes go "Splatter" in London exhibition

We all remember those cartoons in which Elmer would shoot Daffy and his beak would turn around, or a piano would fall on Tom and he would get out of it with little stars circling his head. But what if they actually showed the blood that would be the consequence of said actions? Th… Continue

Added by Everwen on October 27, 2008 at 1:00pm — 3 Comments