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The Men Who Stare At Goats - Audio Review

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Added by The Spill Crew on November 7, 2009 at 4:55pm — 36 Comments

Fantastic Mr. Fox - Review

Fantastic Mr. Fox Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 90% My rating: Full Price!!

2009 has been an excellent year for children, especially now Michael Jackson has bid us adieu. No. I don’t mean that. What I mean is this year’s children’s cinema has been great, especially compared to us adult’s rather weak table scraps.… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:27pm — No Comments

The Clone Wars - Review

Star Wars – The Clone Wars Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 19% My rating: Rental.

On the front lines of the clone wars, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Padmé Amidala battle against the forces of evil. Now attached to Anakin is a new padawan learner, Ahsoka whose sassy attitude provides a counter to Ana… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:26pm — No Comments

Return of the Jedi - Review

Star Wars – Return of the Jedi Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 75% My rating: Full Price!!

The final chapter in the Star Wars Trilogy (THE trilogy) sees Luke (Mark Hamill) on his pursuit of his momentous destiny. He must save Han Solo (Harrison Ford) from the crime lord Jabba the Hutt, and destroy the newly… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:26pm — No Comments

The Empire Strikes Back - Review

Star Wars – The Empire Strikes Back Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 97% My rating: Better than Sex!

Round two of the Original Trilogy and boy have we got a good one for you; the best Star Wars movie, one of the two best sci-fi films in existence, and the greatest story since the bible. The Empire Strikes Bac… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:26pm — No Comments

A New Hope - Review

Star Wars: A New Hope Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 93% My rating: Full Price!!

The adventure begins with Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), a starry eyed young man, desperate to escape from his home planet of Tatooine, longing for the exciting life of an Imperial starfighter pilot. Little does he know that he… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:26pm — No Comments

Revenge of the Sith - Review

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 79% My rating: Matinee!

Two years after the outbreak of the Clone Wars Anakin Skywalker, now fully fledged Jedi knight, and Ob-Wan Kenobi lead the charge against the Separatists. After brutally disposing of Dooku, Anakin is faced with a choice be… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:25pm — No Comments

Attack of the Clones - Review

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Review Rotten Tomatoes rating: 66% My rating: Some Ol’ Bullshit!

So we’ve returned for a second serving. We saw Episode I but thought ‘maybe George was on mushrooms and all that midichlorian bullshit has got out of his system’. Well you were right, slightly. As an audience it… Continue

Added by DavidBray on October 29, 2009 at 6:25pm — No Comments

The Forgettable Mr. Fox, Sorry! Fantastic Mr. Fox: The Review

Roald Dahl was a big part of my childhood reading. His stories, particularly the Revloting Rhymes along with the The Twits, always kept me interested and giggling with childish delight. They were fantastic children's stories and, prior to JK Rowling, were the only massive successes, critically and commercially, in the children's book market.… Continue

Added by Daedalus Ciarán on October 24, 2009 at 2:30pm — 9 Comments

Valentine's Day Trailer

Valentine's Day staring Julia Roberts and her doppelganger 18-year-old niece, Emma. Bradley Cooper plays Julia's love interest who happens to be gay. Also features Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Jennifer Garner, Jamie Foxx, Patrick Dempsey, Eric Dane, Ashton Kutcher, Taylor Swift, Queen Latifah, Shirley MacLaine, Jessica Biel and George Lopez. *Sigh* I guess a movie about the single women who aren't close to slitting their wrists every Valentine's Day is too much to ask.… Continue

Added by HappyHeart on September 20, 2009 at 6:25pm — No Comments

The Modern Auteur.

Recently throughout the summer, I've been seeing a lot of action-sci fi films. I said to myself later on, why aren't there more auteurs in cinema these days. I know Quentin released his film, and Wes Anderson has his coming up, but other than that everything is pretty much the same, except for District 9, but saying that only one movie so far out of the whole summer is a pretty sad statement, maybe its studios being lazy and not putting heart and soul in their movies anymore. Or maybe it's techn… Continue

Added by George Holguin on September 1, 2009 at 4:14pm — No Comments

Goatsie has a cameo in the upcoming comedy The Men who stare at Goats

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Added by Kiwi Kid on August 28, 2009 at 9:24am — 1 Comment

Kriss Kross's Star Wars Blog Bothers Me.

As some one who has Star Wars in his blood (or at least on my skin for life) I ask you to please not try to defend the series. "Jenga Fett" was my first reason to dislike your diatribe that is both four years out of date an unnecessary. Jenga being a great party game (especially when you have a couple beers tucked away) and Jango being the father of Boba. From here I'll just pick apart your blog with my reaction as one of the most die hard Star Wars freaks in the nation. 5) The Action, The acti… Continue

Added by Kent on July 8, 2009 at 4:51pm — No Comments

Cutting Into The Scene: Kung Fu Gun Fights and Ghostly Samurais (Part 2: Japan)

Alright Spillos, Prof. IronMan is here to give you yet another look in the fantastic world of cinema in Cutting Into the Scene. After a long while, I have finally fine tuned the second half of our look into Asian Cinema. With part one over and done with, we have seen that Hong Kong Cinema is more than just flash. To read part 1, click here. It is only now far that we see if the opposite applies… Continue

Added by Ironman Jo on June 21, 2009 at 7:30pm — 2 Comments

Star Wars: The Reboot We Need the Most

I know, I know, you fanboys are all probably thinking the same thing, "Blasphemy!! Blasphemy!! How dare you say we need to reboot Star Wars!!! Crucify him!!!!" Hey, I'll be the first to say, I would've had the same reaction. The thing is, I would've had that reaction years ago, before the prequels, before the cartoons, before the marketing, before the universe expanded and essemtially changed Star Wars from what it was. Not only would I have had that reaction because it was Star Wars, but also b… Continue

Added by andres on June 21, 2009 at 11:03am — 53 Comments

George Lucas, you should be ashamed of yourself

Now I'm not one of those people who loath the Star Wars prequels. They weren't great, but I still enjoyed them and had fun with them, despite all the things wrong with them. To be honest I didn't care about the story, I just wanted to see some bad ass jedi action. But recently I saw a trailer for Star Wars: The Old Republic which is being made by Bioware(the guys responsible for Knights of the Old Republic). And after watching the trailer, I just have one thiing to say: George Lucas, you sir sh… Continue

Added by pedro on June 1, 2009 at 11:07pm — 2 Comments

"New Moon" Found in the Trash

Found this via Yahoo! Movies and the Featured stories: Woman finds 'Twilight' sequel script in trash (AP) Source: AP Tue May 12, 2009, 6:06 am EDT ST. LOUIS - A St. Louis beauty salon owner accidentally happened upon one of the hottest Hollywood scripts — the pages from an upcoming "Twilight" sequel — in a trash bin. Casey Ray found two scripts, one for the vampire sequel "New Moon" a… Continue

Added by Boatloads1017 on May 12, 2009 at 11:48am — No Comments

Music Movies #22: The Beatles - Part Five: Let It Be

By 1970, The Beatles were no more. After 13 albums, 27 Number One singles in the US and UK alone and over a decade of making music, The Beatles split up in a blaze of controversy and lawsuits. All this happened during the filming of their last movie together, Let It Be.

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Added by Nowhere Man on April 11, 2009 at 4:36am — No Comments

Cutting Into The Scene: Are Movies Just Fancy Fairytales?

Greetings Spillios, Professor IronMan Jo has arrived once again to give forth yet another in-depth look at cinema in Cutting Into The Scene. This one will be a very interesting experience... one that I found very fascinating as I was researching it. Exploring the mad idea of Postmodernism, I slowly realized the obvious conclusion... that films are just a visual way of retelling the same basic stories, an evolutionary metamorphosis in the art of storytelling. But I wanted to know… Continue

Added by Ironman Jo on April 7, 2009 at 9:00pm — No Comments

My Ambivalent Friends and Me

To go to AX or not to go to AX? This is a retarded question that I've been asking my friends since Comic Con of last year! I've had these rooms booked for nine months now. Got that? Nine. And I STILL don't know what the plan is. Thank God that the Hilton doesn't charge till check out, or I'd be in a real pickle. Hannah and I were going to go and share a hotel room with just us and no one else to minimize fights and other unnecessary drama. However, I've been trying to get the 'no' or the 'go' o… Continue

Added by Jillian Dooley on April 6, 2009 at 7:30pm — No Comments