WHAT THE FUCK!?!? I mean really WHY? Granted the first was pretty ok. But as it went on they just got dumber.
This is also the ONLY thing keeping Mike Myers's career alive. The past few movies he has done were shit, so were these but they make money. And the name "Shrek Forev
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for something that was bound to happen! Yes. You guessed it!... Hollywood is officially making a 'Berenstain Bears' CGI-animated movie.
"It's time for us to get shat upon, kids!"
Source: USATODAY.comIt's a bear market for one group… Continue
Added by thejon93rd on November 4, 2009 at 10:00pm —
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Okay, screw the synopsis, since there wasn't one that I couldn't find at all and get right to the review.
Review:
What can I say, I knew the film was going to be shit, but I didn't realize how shitty we're talking about. Here's a good joke. What's worse than a steaming pile of shit? Jennifer's Body. I'm serious. If you thought Megan Fox was bad in the Transformer's movies, wait until you see this. Poor Amanda Seyfried acted acted circles around that skank and didn't even get top… Continue
I was first introduced to the "band" Escape the Fate at the Black on Black tour, a couple years ago. I had never heard of Escape the Fate before and after that show I wish I hadn't. Don't get me wrong, Escape the Fate is okay if you're into that kind of music (post- hardcore/screamo/grind-core), whatever you want to call it, but for me It's very rare that I like a band from that genre. Ever since that show I never heard from that band again until recently when my friend Thomas played me a song f… Continue
As you probably know by now, the rental copy of Slumdog Millionaire was released as the retail copy to a lot of unsuspecting consumers. Their only option was to call the Fox Customer Service line and get a replacement.
Well, word got out pretty fast that Fox was shipping out the replacement DVDs no questions asked, and as a result, the corporate big wigs placed a new rule. Those asking for replacements needed to supply… Continue
I think I might be a titch on the feminist side. Okay yeah I am. Either that, or the guys in Southern Utah are just retarded. If this is you, and you know that you're not so bad, come prove it to me because I just must have the worst luck in meeting people down here.
Two friends of mine came down from Cedar City to go to that anime convention in St. George and I had already told them that I was going to be really busy the entire day. I even woke up extra early to sew one of their costumes.. ..… Continue
Added by Jillian Dooley on April 1, 2009 at 7:30pm —
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So I was on a website (whos name shant be mentioned) and someone had already seen the new DBE piece of shit movie and posted what happens in it so that we wont have to see it. So without further stalling, here's what happens in the new Dragon Ball Evolution movie. Spoilers ahead btw.
The movie begin with Gohan and Goku fighting on two ropes two meters ahead of the ground. Goku gets his ass kicked but only because Gohan makes some weird Ki move. Then they go in the house and Goku complains abo… Continue
Added by Random Guy on March 15, 2009 at 10:16pm —
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This is Fuck yo thoughts Watchmen review. So I read the graphic novel so I don't have that much emotional attachment to the comic book but I think this is the closest you can do so here's the good the bad the ugly
SPOILER HEAVY SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT FUCK YO THOUGHTS
THE GOOD: Rorschach and the comedian and veidt were the best part of this movie.
The Bad: Not enough Comedian i wish they had more of Laurie story so there could be more comedian.There is stuff that's not explain like when Comed… Continue
I have finally done the unthinkable...
Many people warned me that by taking this step, I will lose my mind and soul forever. It was dangerous. It was foolish. It was something that should never ever be attempted for the right mind. I was totally mad... to do this.
Yet… Continue
Added by MaxJayJay on March 4, 2009 at 2:30pm —
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I love Halloween. I fucking love it. It is the only holiday that truly feels like a holiday to me; no stressful gift buying, no awful traffic, no annoying relatives, and no church. Sounds like a bitchin' day to me too. Anyway, to get in the spirit, I've dedicated my first blog post not to horror movies, but horrifyingly AWFUL movies of the last ten years. Just imagine...you are in a theater...you've just paid to see a movie...and the movie is one of the ones on this list. Pretty horrific shit, a… Continue
Today I will Crucify Pulp Fiction! What a load of BullSH*T Quentin Tarantino Can't tell a coherent story for his MOTHER F*CKING LIFE! This movie is nothing more than a giant MOTHER F*CKING mountain of MOTHER F*CKING product placement and MOTHER F*CKING pop culture! This movie's fruitless attempt at gritty realism comes across as Childish,making characters swear every other F*CKING word! (just as I did) Maybe if I were in charge it would be half way decent!
Verdict: this is a… Continue
Added by The Authority on September 1, 2008 at 2:30pm —
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Batman Begins
Studio: Warner Bros.
Run time: 140 min.
Directed by Christopher Nolan
Screenplay by Christopher Nolan and David Goyer; Story by David Goyer
Cast:
Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne/Batman
Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes:
Michael Caine as Alfred Pennyworth
Gary O… Continue
Batman & Robin
Studio: Warner Bros.
Run time: 125 min.
Directed by Joel Schumacher
Screenplay by Akiva Goldsman
Cast:
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Doctor Victor Frees/Mr. Freeze
George Clooney as Bruce Wayne/Batman
Chris O'Donnell as Dick Grayson/Robin
Uma Thurman as Doct… Continue
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