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The Last Airbender (2010) Review

Rating-F**K YOU!!! Okay! Who's bright idea was it to turn a series with over 50 episodes that run at half an half hour each into a 90 minute film?! This film is directed by M.Night Shaymalan who most people remember from really good films such as The Sixth Sense, Signs, and the god-awful The Happening. His strengths are that he works really well with actors, he knows how to set up twist and surprises. In this film however, you hav none of those. Instead all you get is…

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Added by Peter Anders on February 1, 2013 at 8:57pm — No Comments

Conan The Barbarian (2011) Review

Rating-F**K YOU!!! I have never seen the Arnold Conan films, so I didn't know what to expect when I saw this horrendous excuse of a film. But those originals... they have got to be better than this! Cause this... this piece of shit pissed me the fuck off, there is nothing of quality here! NOTHING! The plot is that Conan, as a boy witnesses his father being killed along with the rest of his village. Who does this to him? A warlord that is so one-dimensional that he…

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Added by Peter Anders on January 27, 2013 at 5:09pm — No Comments

Blade Runner Review

Rating-Better Than Sex!!! What can be said about Blade Runner that hasn't already been said? There is the period of time before Blade Runner, and there is the period after Blade Runner. Thanks to Ridley Scott's brilliant directing, this plot of a man hunting down a group of rouge human replicants is brilliantly paced so that you never get bored. There is always something visually stunning onscreen 24/7, in my opinion the best part of Blade Runner is not its smart script,…

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Added by Peter Anders on January 19, 2013 at 2:15pm — No Comments

Alien(1979) Review

Rating-Better Than Sex!!! What can be said about Ridley Scott's Alien that hasn't been said? It is undoubtedly one of the best films ever made for many, many reasons, and is the very definition of a classic. Alien takes place in the future, the commercial ship Nostromo picks up a…

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Added by Peter Anders on January 17, 2013 at 2:30pm — No Comments

Worst. Hypothetical. Harry Potter Cast. Ever.

So, Steven Spielberg was originally gonna make Harry Potter and americanize the fuck out of it.. A group of fellow Spillios and I, during a late-night skype call imagined what would the worst possible cast be (back in 2001). 45 minutes later, we come up with this.

Haley Joel Osment as Harry Potter

Ed O'Neill as Hagrid

Adam Sandler as Voldemort

Tara Reid as Hermione Granger

David Spade as Ron…

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Added by The Gaming King on August 6, 2012 at 12:00am — 3 Comments

Bucky Larson Born To Be A Star Review

Rating-F**K YOU!!!

Fuck this movie

Added by Peter Anders on August 5, 2012 at 2:13pm — No Comments

Sketch'd News Weekly - OSCARS! Y U NO LIKE TIN TIN?!

Links to all news stories:

Avatar: Legend of Korra clips: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/tvnews.php?id=86111

The Muppets…

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Added by Stephan on January 24, 2012 at 11:45pm — No Comments

Why the world needs "Jersey Shore"

December 2009, a much simpler time. Exictment was building for future films such as "Avatar", "Sherlock Holmes" and of course "Alvin and The Chimpmunks, the squeakeul". Little did the world know that they were about to be introduced to the most rambuctious family to ever hit television since the Cosbys. Season one of the shore introduced us to a great cast of characters. Body freak the situation, spikey haired Pauly, Tig Bitties Jwoww, Sammi Sweatheart, family man Vinny Big Ron and lil Snookie.… Continue

Added by chris on August 2, 2011 at 3:00am — No Comments

The Greatest Movie Ever Sold - Audio Review

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Added by The Spill Crew on April 25, 2011 at 6:28pm — 63 Comments

first ever gears of war 3 multplayer montage

ive just found this its not me but i think its the first ever gears of war 3 multiplayer montage check it out (this is not advertising i dont know the guy who made it)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iCynEOxIYw

Added by judey boy on April 19, 2011 at 10:51am — No Comments

(Rebecca Black Friday Review) Mediocrity is Fun: or Which Seat Will You Take?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NLjz-ZJmEc

This is my review of Rebecca Black's Friday. I am new to this sort of thing, so if anyone who is good at this has any advice, I would love that. I desperately want to get better. I would like to point out that I do not like the song specifically. I like it in the same way that some people like Troll2. There seems to be a lost in translation type thing with this video.…

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Added by Mallen 171 on April 3, 2011 at 7:42pm — No Comments

After Last Season..... WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

After Last Season is the most mind dumbing, engrossing, and poorly acted movie I have ever seen or could even imagine seeing. Whoever the set designer is for this move should be mauled by a Polar Bear and a Regular Bear in the same day. If you have not seen this movie go to Amazon and order it, it will be the best money you will have ever spent. Or at least go to youtube and look up the trailer. By the way the movie makes less sense than the trailer. You may be thinking right now.... Why should… Continue

Added by zware on April 8, 2010 at 11:40pm — No Comments

My Top Ten "Epic" Movies

Since I hear the word "epic" so much, especially when talking about movies, I have thought of a list of movies that I believe actually are Epic.

Here are my guidelines that I followed: 1) It has to be a movie, but I think a few mini-series can classify as movies. 2) The movie has to take place over a period of years, or the story has to be very rich and grand. 3) As long as the story continues, I view sequels as part of an epic.

I hope you enjoy my… Continue

Added by Michael on May 22, 2009 at 9:00am — 6 Comments

ok well what about the greats dada film ever made for thous that now what it means

Added by LeeRoyDaRex on May 17, 2009 at 12:22am — No Comments

Opinions about things that are Better Than Sex

While viewing some topics I see alot of arguments about what is better than sex!

Some things like:

One poster believes that to him BORAT is a better than sex movie. Then I see about 5 replies arguing with that person about how it isn't better than sex and he is wrong.

some thing as someone who things Transformers is a better than sex movie.

I'm tired of seeing other people being PUSHED down by other people about their… Continue

Added by Runba on December 18, 2008 at 3:30pm — No Comments

Man creates Fem-Bot Wife

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2023392.ece

"Le says his relationship with Aiko hasn’t strayed into the bedroom, but a few “tweaks” could turn her into a sexual partner.

Le said: “Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm.”

Added by Runba on December 18, 2008 at 5:53am — No Comments

Great Scenes From Bad Films, Part 7: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

I love the Friday the 13th films to an almost psychotic degree but even I will admit that most of them are not good films. Fun films to be sure, but not good films. I’m not entirely sure exactly why I like them so much, there’s just something about the silent, plodding killer that I love so much. That and the sheer stupidity of the characters he kills. Perhaps my favourite example of this is in one of the earlier films. I’m not exactly sure which but I think it might be number… Continue

Added by Twackius on October 31, 2008 at 4:13am — 5 Comments

Great Scenes From Bad Films, Part 6: Pumaman

Ok, I promise, tomorrow will not be a movie featured in MST3K. In fact, it’ll be a super awesome Halloween special edition of Great Scenes from Bad Films! Awesome. But Mari Nickl reminded of Pumaman and I just had to include it. It was another great Mike era episode and this film really deserved the MST3K treatment. Allow me to elaborate.

The film opens with a paragraph regaling us with the Aztec legend of a God descending from the heavens, fucking an Aztecette and fathering the… Continue

Added by Twackius on October 30, 2008 at 4:30am — 3 Comments

Great Scenes from Bad Films, Part 5: Hobgoblins.

As with yesterdays entry into the hallowed halls of shit cinema fame, this entry came to my attention through the stellar work of the crew at Mystery Science Theater 3000. This film was in what is possibly my favourite of the Mike era episodes, in fact it would probably be my favourite of all episodes if not for Manos. Everything about this episode is great, the riffs, the host segments with classics like Crow’s ‘In Search Of…’ style programme about women to the cardboard cut-outs of the crew… Continue

Added by Twackius on October 29, 2008 at 2:30am — 7 Comments

Great Scenes from Bad Films, Part 4: Manos: The Hands of Fate

Like most people out there who have seen Manos: The Hands of Fate (Translation: Hands: The Hands of Fate) I became aware of it through Mystery Science Theater 3000. The episode is held in high regard amongst the shows fans and rightly so. It is, after all, awesome. Some of my favourite riffs I heard in the shows history come from this episode, as do some of my favourite segments. Such a thing is only possible with the just the right film, and Manos is just such a film.

Every frame is… Continue

Added by Twackius on October 28, 2008 at 4:00am — 4 Comments