(No shoes, no shirt and they still got service)

The first minute set the bar high. Sadly, it’s very predictable, unoriginal and too sober. There is a tampon joke that’s so disgusting to the point that I hated it. The acting is good. The writing…

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We've totally been through the ringer. Once again the foul mistress alcohol has beaten us down into purple slime. In this episode we give you the skinny, as much as we can remember anyway, on our trip to New Orleans and the shenanigans that went down in that city. I would elaborate more on what else is in the episode but to tell the truth, I'm still drunk. LETS GET REBELLIO-BLEEEEHHH!!! Sorry... just... just check it…

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180 DEGREES!! This show was supposed to be about people who have turned their careers/lives around 180 degrees for the better or worse. HOWEVER, this show itself took a cue from the topic and got turned around into complete insanity. Now we've derailed before and I'm sure we will derail again but this I'm sure its going to be HARD to beat what happened in this episode. You might want to get 2 cold drinks for this…

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The boys are back plus one! This episode sees the return of our favorite statistician/intern David! The crew runs over the Occupy Wall Street movement, their take on the hilarious insanity of Republican Party's nomination, fighting the hipster vampire invasion with the power of rock. Then in wacky news a woman is arrested for giving fake ass implants, a man bribes cops with tacos and the crew becomes more acutely aware that their show now has a drinking game…

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Tony and Josh throw out heapin' helpin' too sexy Texas sized portions of rebellion in episode 30. We're using our powers today to plan Die Hard levels of nefarious deeds using the Occupy Wall Street protest as a front, Super Mario on PCP, real stories about quitting our jobs, and THE SCRIPT CLUB DRINKING GAME! ALL IN GLORIOUS 4D!!!!!!

 

The Script Club Drinking Game!

1. Anytime Josh yawns into the Microphone

2. Anytime Tony…

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Voted upon by a jury of filmmakers, critics, festival directors and people in the industry, the 2011 Fantastic Awards were handed out and in true Fantastic Fest fashion, the winners were encouraged forced to chug a beer from the mug-shaped awards by host Tim League. For films that won more than once... it got…

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"This Thanksgiving... The Fuzzy Pack is backy back" Premiering on Facebook mere hours ago, we have the first teaser trailer for the obvious 'Hangover' rip-off 'The Fuzzy Pack'. What's even stranger is that this teaser trailer is actually premiering in front of 'The Hangover Part 2' this weekend in theaters! Normally we don't post this kind of hokey,…

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Camp... but awesome camp. The superhero rockstar, guitar wolf, fights alien zombie spawn and save the world. Pretty much japanese awesome over the top stuff at its best/worst. I mean your never gonna see a 50's greaser rockstar fight zombies in an american film... and if we do, it wont have the same spark this did.



The funniest bit was the hero, a nerdy kid trying to be as cool as guitar wolf. He gets hurt trying to fight for rock and roll and guitar wolf… Continue

Hey, if anyone's wondering what to get me for my birthday (Sept. 20th - I might be getting some people together for drinks or whatever) I could really, really use a VIP badge for Fantastic Fest.



And here comes the self-humilating pandering:

PLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEE????



Oh for the love of God, I beg you! BEG YOU! Hahahaha...



Okay, seriously though - I really want to go to Fantastic Fest this year (maybe even cover it, either… Continue

Here I come again, mad pimping;



http://fistfightatthearthouse.wordpress.com (Everything and your mom)

http://eatingsounds.wordpress.com (Occasional music news)

http://twitter.com/costa_kout (I sold out like fucking whoa)

http://www.shockya.com (Entertainment, TV and film news)



And yet I add a new project to my gunbelt, with "All Hail Imminent Destruction!" -



http://haildestruction.wordpress.com



I more or less just bullshit about science… Continue

This has been attempted many times, I'm sure, but I'm going to go ahead and try to create the definitive LEOG Drinking Game here. And as a gentleman who has found in his hands a bottle of weapons-grade alcohol at least 7 times in his life, this should be both fair and get ya'll fucked up proper.



GROUND RULES: This is created for those with mixed beverages. If you have beer, 1 sip = 1 gulp and 1 shot = chug for three seconds. if you have straight liquor, make sure you have 911 on… Continue

This is an experiment on the human mind. One at which I take great personal risk in attempting, or even contemplating. I have a copy of the unrated version of Disaster Movie, from the makers of such gems as Date Movie and Epic Movie. I smell a pattern. A stinky, vomit-inducing pattern. So I, much like Cyrus did, am about to put on my +1 Hat of “Oh God Why The Fuck Is This Happening” and just write… Continue

A couple of Japanese Astronomers (Hisashi Hirabayashi and Masaki Morimoto) sent a message to the Altair solar system in 1983. The message was filled with about 71 images. Why did they do this?



Because they were drunk.



They came up with this idea while heavily drinking and they sent a message to a solar system filled with planets. The chances of there being life is slim but I think the aliens are going to be confused by our message.



Some things they added were… Continue