If it's crap... We'll tell you

All Blog Posts Tagged 'don't' (12)

Why the star wars prequels may disappoint, but not quite suck

Here's my reasons why the prequels dont suck (theyre not as good as the originals by any stretch of the imagination) 5) the action yes, it doesn't matter that much if it shouldn't be the main draw of the film in the first place, but still, the action sequences were pretty great. technically, the movies are all wonderful 4) The villains Now, I know these can't compete with Darth Vader, but in my mind, theyre fucking close. Darth Maul is so awesome and General Grievous....i just love him. so muc… Continue

Added by KrissKross on July 7, 2009 at 7:52pm — 28 Comments

What I Watch on A Rainy Day- Pt. 1

I saw the beginning of this film before I fell asleep at 3:30 am one Thursaday morning. For the next couple of days i couldn't stop thinking of this film (I passed out when Brandon discovered Emily's body at the tunnel...........oh SPOILER!). I couldn't stop thinking about her death… Continue

Added by Justin PeaceMaker on April 17, 2009 at 12:50pm — No Comments

Why Television-to-Movie Transitions (Usually) Don't Work

Why Television-to-Movie Transitions (Usually) Don't Work. Now, I think that there's a "two and two" with this argument. Of course there have been adaptations (like: 'The Fugitive', 'Serenity', etc.) that have worked out well, but that's only because it's either set a few years away from the television show, it's slightly/completely different from the television show or they take all the correct turns. The ones that are just straight-forward adaptations from the television show itself...… Continue

Added by thejon93rd on April 11, 2009 at 7:30pm — No Comments

My Idea For A Punisher Film.

PUNISHER: War Journal Characters: Frank Castle Billy “The Beaut” Russo Microchip Ox Fancy Dan Montana The Castle Family Kingpin Plot: Vietnam Veteran and current CPD Officer Frank Castle’s world is destroyed when his wife, son and daughter are killed during a Mafia hit. Castle spins out of control taking the law in his own hands, killing powerful members of the Russo Family, who are controlled by Billy “The Beaut” Russo for his genius. Castle eventually quits the CP… Continue

Added by Deadpool on April 1, 2009 at 4:00am — 3 Comments

Day in review, January 20th 2009

Well it seems a fellow named Barack Obama was swarn in to something... I don't know what. I think he is some sort of deity to the country (according to this picture). http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A8/10/A8100D-md.jpg I know what your thinking (becuase I am god) "this has nothing to do with movies,"you will say. Well, then cry me fucking river I don't care; I am an expert on the subject of barak obama! Clearly you are amazed! Continue

Added by The Authority on January 20, 2009 at 6:30pm — No Comments

Worst of 2008: The Year of Not That Bad

2008 was probably one of the best years of movies during my lifetime. We witnessed the rise of the superhero, the continuing success of Apatow & the return of such titans as Rourke, Jones and Downey Jr. This lead me to realize that, while making my worst of the year list, that not all of them were that bad to me. Mind you, I haven't seen what I've heard are the shittiest (Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, Mummy 3, 10,000 BC, Love Guru, etc.). Thus, the lower half of the list m… Continue

Added by Tommy on January 19, 2009 at 10:30pm — 3 Comments

Don't You Wish You Were A Film Critic?

Almost 14,000 of us are here at Spill.com. Why? Because we LOVE movies. We don't just like them, we love them. We're not the average audience that goes out to watch a flick on a Friday night. We cause the hype, we talk about movies, review them, and we constantly look for any movie-related news to get us through the day. I don't know what the ideal job would be for you, but wouldn't you love to be a film critic? The thought of just writing your own reviews, or making video reviews like the Spil… Continue

Added by Gabriel on November 24, 2008 at 3:30am — 10 Comments

The Happening DVD review! (if you don't check out this post you will die in seven days!)

How many ways can I say brilliant? M. Knight does it again! After his smash hit with lady in the water I didn't think he could pull off another PERFECT film such as this one! This movie is about some sort of occurrence in which people stop dead in their tracks and start spouting beautifully artistic soliloquies before taking their own life,all against their own will. The film begins with one of these elegantly crafted sequences followed by a short educational scene,and then descends into extreme… Continue

Added by The Authority on October 8, 2008 at 6:00pm — 4 Comments

Music Movies #16: Don't Look Back ("Give The Anarchist A Cigarette")

He is the poet laureate of rock 'n' roll. The voice of the promise of the 60's counterculture. The guy who forced folk into bed with rock. Who donned makeup in the 70's and disappeared into a haze of substance abuse. Who emerged to find Jesus. Who was written off as a has-been by the end of the 80's, and who suddenly shifted gears releasing some of the strongest music of his career beginning in the late 90's. He is Columbia recording artist Bob Dylan. Dylan has starred in many motion pictures, t… Continue

Added by Nowhere Man on September 7, 2008 at 7:30am — No Comments

The whole Hancock thing...

I dunno what to think right now about superheroes. I mean we knew where they stood about the turn of the century and it was and is an exciting time to be a comic book fan because all of these adaptations are jumping out, yet the suits seem to be trying to produce their own super-franchises as well. When I was about 13 I read the Watchmen and I began writing my own fiction in that perception. Superman, Spider-man and others are what come to mind when some people thought of superheroes, but for m… Continue

Added by Jay on July 3, 2008 at 2:00am — No Comments

YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN - raw unedited audio review

… Continue

Added by The Spill Crew on June 22, 2008 at 12:34am — 1 Comment

REVIEW: Don't Mess With The Zohan

Spill, you have deceived me. This movie is SOME OLD BULLSHIT times one thousand. I left the theater emotionally damaged. Thank you for your time. Continue

Added by THE MILKMAN? on June 9, 2008 at 8:30pm — No Comments