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Independence Day Review
Rating-Rental 
I do not like this movie. I apparently am one of the few that thinks that Independence Day is one of the most overrated films ever. Now, if you are one of those that loves this movie: A. WTF do you see in this stupid ass movie? and B. Stop reading this review right now, cause I'm not going to do anything but talk shit about this movie.Independence Day's stupid plot is that aliens come down and are basically all like "Yo, earthlings. You are going down" and…
Added by Peter Anders on January 27, 2013 at 4:36pm — No Comments
2012 Review
Rating-Rental 
In case you have been living under a rock for the past decade, then you probably know that the world was supposed to end last year as predicted by fucking fools. So, I'm going to review the movie which is equally as fucking stupid. The movie stars John Cusack as a failed author who finds out that the world is ending, so he tries to take his family to safety from the oncoming apocalypse. The plot is downright silly, with dumb shit that makes no sense to an…
Added by Peter Anders on January 27, 2013 at 4:11pm — No Comments
The Dark Knight Rises Review
Four years of build-up can do quite a lot. It gets the people pumped to see what's going to happen next, it raises the expectations considerably since the team behind the film is taking their time and since it's the end, people desperately want to know the fate of all…
ContinueAdded by Caleb Kahn on July 20, 2012 at 8:55pm — No Comments
Disaster Movie Review
Rating-F**K YOU!!! 
This movies title lives up to its quality: it is a disaster of a film. None of this is funny, and if you find this film funny you're an idiot... or too young to know any better. Fucking disgrace to film is what this movie…
Added by Peter Anders on July 18, 2012 at 3:26pm — No Comments
Titanic 3D Review
What is arguably the most iconic Hollywood film of the modern era is back once again to rake in more money. But what is it that has made this film so massive in its impact? It's a movie about an event that almost no one living today ever experienced, it's a James Cameron film without nuclear weapons, Terminators,…
ContinueAdded by Caleb Kahn on April 15, 2012 at 12:28pm — 3 Comments
Found Footage Movies Get Twisted In 'Category Six'
Have you ever found yourself hopelessly unable to decide between watching 'The Blair Witch Project' and 'Twister'? A common conundrum,…
Added by The Spill Crew on October 31, 2011 at 11:27am — 26 Comments
Flee! Friedberg and Seltzer at it Again!
Source: Variety
Like the slow onslaught of a virulent plague - there's apparently no stopping Jason Friedberg and…
Added by The Spill Crew on May 10, 2011 at 8:00am — 156 Comments
An on time review of INCEPTION.
Lets get in to the story first
Story
I actually thought the story was great in this movie. I thought it was very interesting and very intriguing.
The director, Christopher Nolan, has FUCKING BALLS. He did so many things that other directors wouldn't dare think about. Like the ending for example. If you've seen this, you know what I'm talking about.
The thing that I really loved about the story…
ContinueAdded by Joe's the name on July 16, 2010 at 10:00pm — No Comments
Trailer for "Vampires Suck"
Yes, this is the latest film by the Friedberg/Seltzer duo. You, know, the guys who make all those crappy "movie" movies. Well, to be honest, this trailer doesn't look quite as bad as I thought it would be. It still looks like it was shot for $25, and the jokes are still juvenile and obvious (a gay joke about Twilight, why I never), but I have to say, it looks way more focused on its source than any other… Continue
Added by Frit Slang on July 10, 2010 at 2:30am — 62 Comments
10 Movies I Won't Be Seeing Before I Die
Here they are, movies I will never watch no matter what. I have noticed the majority of my list are sequels so this could also count as sequels I will never see. If you can think of any I should avoid, tell me now and save me before it is too late!
10.Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
10.Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
The tagline says it all.
9. Big Mamma's House 2…
Added by The Film Vigilante on December 20, 2009 at 5:41pm — No Comments
Last Year In Film: Disaster Movie
Oh fucking Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck is wrong with the world? Why are things like this allowed to exist? Yes, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer unleashed two pieces of cinematic garbage upon the world in 2008 and whilst Meet The Spartans was a bad film it’s actually kinda watchable when compared with this entry in the _____ Movie franchise, Disaster Movie.
This film has absolutely no redeeming qualities. The jokes are shit, the performances laughable (though not in the way… Continue
This film has absolutely no redeeming qualities. The jokes are shit, the performances laughable (though not in the way… Continue
Added by Twackius on August 27, 2009 at 10:19am — No Comments
CTRL - ALT - COMMIT: Assignment Miami Beach
No cast, no crew, no money; just a script that took 3 years to finish and dogged determination to get out of this shit-hole town.
Your Room - The New Rags
*DRAWS… Continue
Your Room - The New Rags
*DRAWS… Continue
Added by Congressman Jarlabrelk on May 1, 2009 at 3:00pm — No Comments
The DISASTER MOVIE article
I have finally done the unthinkable...
Many people warned me that by taking this step, I will lose my mind and soul forever. It was dangerous. It was foolish. It was something that should never ever be attempted for the right mind. I was totally mad... to do this.
Yet I was curious and adventurous. I have heard so many things about this film. Rumors and urban legends about… Continue
Many people warned me that by taking this step, I will lose my mind and soul forever. It was dangerous. It was foolish. It was something that should never ever be attempted for the right mind. I was totally mad... to do this.
Yet I was curious and adventurous. I have heard so many things about this film. Rumors and urban legends about… Continue
Added by MaxJayJay on March 4, 2009 at 1:30pm — No Comments
Seltzer and Friedbergs next film?
I was looking around on IMDB and found the two clowns who made Date, Epic, Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans have a new movie in pre-production.
So after finding this, I searched "movie" under titles on IMDB, and looked through a few, we have a few titles, but with confirmed directors, until I spotted this.
Yup, probably going to be spoofing… Continue
So after finding this, I searched "movie" under titles on IMDB, and looked through a few, we have a few titles, but with confirmed directors, until I spotted this.
Yup, probably going to be spoofing… Continue
Added by RetardedBarney on February 23, 2009 at 3:12pm — 3 Comments
Freeform Anger: Disaster Movie
This is an experiment on the human mind. One at which I take great personal risk in attempting, or even contemplating. I have a copy of the unrated version of Disaster Movie, from the makers of such gems as Date Movie and Epic Movie. I smell a pattern. A stinky, vomit-inducing pattern. So I, much like Cyrus did, am about to put on my +1 Hat of “Oh God Why The Fuck Is This Happening” and just write… Continue
Defining the bad movie
Defining the bad movie
I’d like to write a bit tonight regarding a subject I’ve had a lot of back and forth on the topic of with films such as Arrested Development, Hannah Montana, Sex and the City, and Transformers. These films might seem to have little in common on the base level, but there is one characteristic they all share in common.
There’s a large group that thinks they’re amazing, and a large group that thinks they’re bottom rung.
So which group is… Continue
I’d like to write a bit tonight regarding a subject I’ve had a lot of back and forth on the topic of with films such as Arrested Development, Hannah Montana, Sex and the City, and Transformers. These films might seem to have little in common on the base level, but there is one characteristic they all share in common.
There’s a large group that thinks they’re amazing, and a large group that thinks they’re bottom rung.
So which group is… Continue
Added by Miley Zor-El on January 28, 2009 at 11:23pm — 25 Comments
Disaster Moive Review
Released: August 2008
This movie has been beaten to death by many people but a fellow Spill member (BladeRunner007) asked me if i would watch this pile of crap and write a review. So after removing all the sharp objects from my room i sat down and watch Disaster Movie.
Its terrible! I dont feel like i need to say anything else but i will. First off, there is no plot. Honestly if… Continue
Added by Jason The Reviewer on December 21, 2008 at 4:30pm — 5 Comments
"DELGO" is greatest financial disaster for wide release film
SOURCE: Box office mojo
Defamer
So Delgo opened up recently in over 2,000 theatres as an animated feature with a cast of the likes of Freddie Prinze Jr ,Jennifer Love Hewitt, Anne Bancroft,… Continue
Defamer
So Delgo opened up recently in over 2,000 theatres as an animated feature with a cast of the likes of Freddie Prinze Jr ,Jennifer Love Hewitt, Anne Bancroft,… Continue
Added by Inkovic on December 17, 2008 at 3:31pm — 4 Comments
Disaster Movie:ITS CALLED THAT FOR A REASON!
Okay.I just made a BIG mistake.I went to go see Disaster Movie.I wanted to see what th fuss was about.Now I understand.This movie is like a huge turd just sitting in the toilet until all the water just turns brown because its been in there for so long{aka.it means the movie stinks so bad that it just says withyou for a couple of hours.}I just sat there when the movie was over staring at the screen in disbelif.I did not know a movie could be ths bad!The acting was bad,the jokes were bad,and… Continue
Added by Jack on September 1, 2008 at 1:33pm — No Comments
Disaster Movie opened up at number..........................................................
Disaster Movie opened up at number 7 in the box office, now ther might be a will to live after all.
It made $6,170,000 which means it floped badly with it budget of $30 million and it opened up in 2642 theaters over America.
Here's the full top ten.
1 Tropic Thunder ($11,500,000)
2 Babylon AD ($9,700,000)
3 The Dark Knight ($8,750,000)
4 The House Bunny ($8,300,000)
5 Traitor ($7,900,000)
6 Death Race ($6,228,000)
7 Disaster Movie ($6,170,000)
8… Continue
It made $6,170,000 which means it floped badly with it budget of $30 million and it opened up in 2642 theaters over America.
Here's the full top ten.
1 Tropic Thunder ($11,500,000)
2 Babylon AD ($9,700,000)
3 The Dark Knight ($8,750,000)
4 The House Bunny ($8,300,000)
5 Traitor ($7,900,000)
6 Death Race ($6,228,000)
7 Disaster Movie ($6,170,000)
8… Continue
Added by El Foggy on August 31, 2008 at 3:04pm — No Comments
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