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The Buying of a Review: Dragon Age Origins

Ign.com - 8.7 Overall Rating "Set aside a large amount of time for this one – beating the game will frequently make you want to pick up and play again to see just how a decision or a conversation would be different." Gamespot.com - 8.5 Overall Rating "The Good - Intricate, involving storytelling Amazing dialogue and voice acting bring characters to life Rich fantasy world filled with interesting lore Enjoyable questing with plenty of twists and surprises Lots of spells and abili… Continue

Added by Steven Smith on November 14, 2009 at 5:20am — No Comments

Halloween II (2009) Review

Halloween II 0 Stars out of **** Spill Rating: F*** YOU! I feel betrayed right now. Rob Zombie's Halloween may not have been very good but I defended it against the fan boys of the franchise. I didn't care that they changed the backstory or made Michael Myers a towering behemoth, I was just happy… Continue

Added by Rabid Scotsman on September 7, 2009 at 10:00pm — 1 Comment

The Final Destination

The Final Destination * out of **** Spill Rating: LOW RENTAL! Please! Let this be the final destination. The 1st and 2nd entries in the series were surprisingly good but the third showed us that they had run out of ideas just after the 3rd film. There are only so many ways that you kill people… Continue

Added by Rabid Scotsman on August 29, 2009 at 10:24pm — No Comments

Simply Awesome or Crap: Films Based On English Comics

This is a new thing for me in where I go down the list of things related to a category… Continue

Added by MaxJayJay on August 6, 2009 at 4:00pm — No Comments

Age of crap: Manimal

Back...In the mists of the past there was a time when television was a wasteleand of bad shows populated by bad actors with bad writing. This was a time when cable was limited to but a handful of channels. A time when MTV had only 14 music videos. A time before ESPN, Nickelodeon, USA or Bravo. A time where any two bit producer could get anything they wanted on television no matter how stupid the premise was. It was the late 70s to early 80s. A time period that will forever be remembered as the a… Continue

Added by The Jason on July 14, 2009 at 1:04pm — No Comments

My Issues with Transformers 2 (AWFUL FILM) Spoilers

Ok I hate the live action ones because I compared them to the 1986 movie. And While I hate the 1st Bay movie... I gave it an average rating because I expected more from the film and it didn't deliver. But this one is FAR WORSE THAN THE 1ST!!!! I;'ll give you my rating right now 0.5/10... that's it... it doesn't even deserve one point. And trust me I've seen some bad movies. THIS WAS GOD AWFUL!!!! Here are my complaints... I'm more harsh on this one because they struck out once so Michael Bay sho… Continue

Added by Dardrex on July 13, 2009 at 1:14am — No Comments

The Upcoming Stinkers of 2009

Gather round, my children. I see dark clouds on the horizon. Great evil shall visit itself upon us and I have come to share my visions with you all. Take heed of my dark prophecy and change your fate! I have looked into the crystal of all knowing and have seen what movies this year will be utter piles of worthless refuse and sin! Now prepare for the Word of What Will Most assuredly Suck. 1) Obsessed. Wow. A successful businessman with a family is in danger from a psycho-bitch that wants him i… Continue

Added by Matthew Jaques on April 20, 2009 at 4:14pm — 24 Comments

Slumdog Millionaire DVD release?

After seeing this film in December i have been waiting for the DVD release. Like all DVD releases i want to see what kind of fun extras it might include. Making of? Interviews with my favorite directors? Great commentary tracks? Slumdog Millionaire came out on DVD today so i rushed out… Continue

Added by Jason The Reviewer on March 31, 2009 at 3:00pm — 7 Comments

The Mental Rebooted Films You Loved All Over Again?

Ok, i was in my local dvd store looking for something to get. This was on one of them days were i had tons of spare cash and pretty much the whole day to do what i wanted. So im trolling around the dvd store looking for them few dvds i just have to watch. Something i just havn't seen that i maybe missed cause it was limited release or just couldn't be asses at the time to go watch on the big screen. High and low i looked but i couldn't find a thing. Amazing i'm in a dvd shop with 1000's of dvd's… Continue

Added by david chalker on February 22, 2009 at 11:42am — No Comments

Coraline Review

Henry Selick never ceases to amaze me. If I love anything more than CG, it's stop-motion animation. It says to the audience, "Hey, we took our time with this. We care about your enjoyment." This movie says that, then it just blows your mind. First, I have to clear things up. No. This is NOT better than The Nightmare Before Christmas or James and the Giant Peach. However, it IS better than Corpse Bride and Monkeybone. Second, YOU NEED TO SEE THIS IN 3-D!!!!!! It isn't all gimmicky like Spy Kids… Continue

Added by Dominique Meyer on February 22, 2009 at 2:41am — No Comments

My review of The Spirit (be warned, it may crush high hoper's spirits... pardon the unintentional pun)

Here's my first review for this site. Sorry for the nature, it just is what it is: Frank Miller has lost much if not all of his credibility as a film maker. In 2008's The Spirit, based on the landmarking comic series by Will Eisner, Frank Miller has proved to us that he's incapable of going solo, to call it inadequate would be an insult to the word. The finished product of Frank Miller's solo peice is a completely forgettable 2 hour 5 minutes pictures on screen. I'm just thankful that Will Eisn… Continue

Added by Derekj4246 on December 29, 2008 at 5:52pm — No Comments

twilight EVIL?

the movie twilight is loved by millions, people are watching it over and over. But is it evil? twilight funds nazi KKK terrorist's missles is that good or bad? depends on your veiws do you like TERRORISM? are you a TERRORIST? do you want to become a TERRORIST? then sure go ahead and watch twilight, watch it again and again nazi kkk terrorists need money for there missles twilight brainwashes you people say they loved it and it was probably the best movie made? REALLY? comparing it to the dark… Continue

Added by Aaron. S on December 2, 2008 at 8:30pm — 3 Comments

Was Co-Host Serious?!

Okay, this blog is kinda late, but as soon as I heard Co-Host say something about an Austin Powers 4 in the Love Guru review, I was ready to shoot someone. When it comes to disturbing news like this, I don't think he'd be joking. I know this is a short blog, but if anyone knows any information about this, please comment. Anyway, I really think Mike Myers should quit making money this way, the Spill Crew will burn their eyes out!! Continue

Added by Doug on November 8, 2008 at 10:11pm — 1 Comment

Dark Knight Review (the correct one)

The Dark knight is a Cinematic abortion! It ran two and a half hours too long! Heath Ledger is a horrific actor ; All Ledger does the entire movie is act like the pretty boy,and skip around (on stilts) awkwardly dispensing puns in a garish costume that makes queen amidala (of one of the best movies ever made) look subtle! The Action Sequences are dark and incredibly difficult to see; often times a fight or chase will stop just for batman and the joker to make small talk about they're day. The f… Continue

Added by The Authority on August 31, 2008 at 1:30pm — 3 Comments

Teen Movie! in talks!

I was just looking through IMDB and found this: Hello IMDB users, I have been in talks with many different film studios. I have contacted all of them from AtomFilms to Columbia/Sony Pictures. I have written a full screenplay for a movie, which is a spoof on Teen Movie. "Untitled Not Another Teen Movie spinoff" is what it's really called as of now. But I don't know if I can make NATM2, but if I ever do be successful and make this movie, then it would most likely be called Teen Movie. … Continue

Added by A. Hacker on August 22, 2008 at 3:00pm — 2 Comments

The Mummy 3 Review

I can imagine the writer's meeting for this one: "Let's take aspects of a bunch of really good adventure movies like Indiana Jones and The Lord of the Rings and make another [completely pointless] Mummy film!" Not that the other two films didn't rip off classic adventure movies; they just did in a much more cinematic and original way. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is yet another stop-the-apocalypse adventure flick starring Brendan Fraser (who is pretty much the only connection to the pr… Continue

Added by HaveYouFoundFSM? on August 9, 2008 at 4:30pm — 1 Comment

DANMIT PIXAR!

cars2. CARS2?!?!? Didnt these people see the reviews for their first cars movie? i dont hate cars, but it just didnt live up to pixars reputation. it was the weakest and most unaccepted pixar movie, SO WHY MAKE A SEQUEL?!?!? why not make an Incredibles2 or a Bugs life2? but then again, maybe this is the "Cars reboot", and theyre trying to make a better (less boring) car themed movie. Continue

Added by BMAN44 on July 1, 2008 at 4:58pm — No Comments

People who upload crummy movies to Youtube.

Someone put Prom Night up on Youtube. I am contemplating wether or not I should find where they live and STRANGLE THEM TO DEATH ARRRRGGGHHHH WHYYYY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US GOD OF FILMS Seriously, I am a newly broken man now, with even less no faith in humanity. The only thing keeping me happy is Spore Creature Creator.

Seeeeeriously. So adorable. Continue

Added by Jefferoo on June 16, 2008 at 9:50pm — No Comments

cloverfield review

I will start this off with the 2 words I have to say about it. BULL SHIT. This is the worst movie ever! none of the questions are answered! Its ok to keep you guessing, but when nothing is answered!!!!!!! Thats cow crap!!!! There is know way this movie could be worse!!! Plus if you want to know about the monster you have to get it on dvd!! even still it dosent tell you evrything!!!! You have to go online to know more about it!!! THE story is some people are having a party (that takes up pretty m… Continue

Added by Yautja on June 15, 2008 at 8:00pm — 1 Comment

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