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'Paranormal Activity' Review

I'm Thinking Twice About The Things That Go Bump In The Night... It's really incredible what you can do with a camera, baby powder, moving sheets, and swinging doors. It's even more incredible when you look at the budget of this film and think about how much you can get out of… Continue

Added by Gabriel on October 3, 2009 at 6:30am — 1 Comment

The Movie & The Director's Cut

Now, here's a movie that has already received my attention (on one other occasion; on this site). But (again), I want to talk about a little movie that, not only bombed at the box-office, but was destroyed by audiences around the world, as well. Of course, I'm talking about a film called 'The Crow: City Of Angels'.

Eh, Jon... Why exactly are you bringing up this movie again? Well, the… Continue

Added by thejon93rd on September 29, 2009 at 8:49pm — No Comments

Kung-Fu Revu #3: The City of Violence

Synopsis: When a man is murdered four childhood friends reunite to mourn him. Tae-soo (Doo-hong Jung), now a police detective, begins to investigate the murder and is determined to avenge his friends death. As the case unravels it looks as if the murder was committed by his… Continue

Added by kingofsnake on September 23, 2009 at 11:30am — No Comments

SEX AND THE CITY 2?!?!?!?!?!?!

So some of us had the freaking terrible option of seeing the first Sex in The City movie, but now THE HORROR CONTINUES! That's right my fellow Spillios, The Sex and the City movie will be returning with a sequel. Now the characters will be reprising the roles with actors Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Catrall, Cynthia Nixon, Kristen Davis and Chris Noth. Thankfully the movie wont be hitting theaters until May of 2010. From some set pictures that have been released during filming we see things such as… Continue

Added by Sparkley Shirt Beth Stump on September 9, 2009 at 12:00am — No Comments

The Works of Quentin Tarantino. Volume Three (with "Basterds" review)

Volume One Volume Two… Continue

Added by Mike J. McAllister on August 21, 2009 at 3:30pm — 5 Comments

Personal Favorite Blu-Rays to show your balls wit!

Hey Guys! I just got a new HDTV LCD set and I decided to take it upon myself to recommend some Blu-rays! These are films that I own on Blu-ray or have seen in person and they all tend to blow me away with the quality. So check em out!

Blade Runner (1982) For this film being nearly 20 years old, you can tell that Ridley Scott put his bloo… Continue

Added by afg1988 on August 10, 2009 at 4:26am — 13 Comments

Review: City Slickers

Mid-life crisis' have never been so fun. I can't wait for mine, but instead of going to a ranch im going to Cancun and swim forever in the lake and maybe nobody will find me. Three male friends, facing their 40th birthdays and experiencing midlife crises, decide they need time away from their "soft" city lives. They decide to vacation at a dude ranch, where they will be responsible for a… Continue

Added by Dan O'Neill on June 27, 2009 at 1:48pm — No Comments

Professor Whiplash hits the New York City streets for Allen Baron's BLAST OF SILENCE (review)

Allen Baron didn't make that many films (maybe only two or three at most in a career mostly dominated by TV gigs), but perhaps one near-great film is enough. There are two kinds of directors in this world, my friend: those who ma… Continue

Added by Doctor Lightning on June 20, 2009 at 7:19pm — No Comments

'thejon93rd's Honest Look at 'The Crow' Franchise

Last time, it was the 'Spider-Man' line of films that I took my "honest (and unbiased) look at. But, this time, it's 'The Crow' line of films. Starting from 'The Crow' right down to 'Salvation'. But... Jon, why no 'Wicked Prayer'? WHAT?! Are you serious?... The one with young John Connor himself, Edward Furlong? No, thanks. I have made it a priority to stay the hell away from that… Continue

Added by thejon93rd on June 16, 2009 at 9:22pm — 10 Comments

Sex and The City on dvd

My husband and I recently cuddled up on the couch to watch the Sex and The City movie on dvd. We could not have picked a worst film for date night! Both of us were appalled: not only was the movie incredibly negative towards relationships, dating, marriage and (gasp!) love, it didn't even feature any of the wit and clever repartee that made the series such a success -- and the clothes weren't even that great! The best part about the Sex and The City movie? The Judith Leiber… Continue

Added by MissAndree on June 9, 2009 at 2:00pm — No Comments

General Anime Reviews

I'm not an uber-anime freak. If anything, I'm an artist who happens to like a good storyline and something pretty to look at. Every time I try to see if there's anything worth while to check out, I have to scrounge through 90% porn and idiot-nonsense to find something of substance and then I still don't feel satisfied. And so, that is why I am sitting here today, witting a damn review that appeals to a very small part of the crazy nerd audience. In a way, I've done this before on a blog. But tha… Continue

Added by Dominika on June 4, 2009 at 8:27pm — 4 Comments

Hook-ups that Can't Take a Hint

When I titled "Hint" to this little blurb, I meant to say, "They can't take a 'completely understandable and previously agreed upon statement.'" I hooked up with a guy I met at the bar here in town. Nothing out of the ordinary to hook-up with someone. What is out of the ordinary, however, is when that hook-up suddenly decides that you need to form a relationship... I don't think that some of these people quite understand what a hook-up implies. James seems to think that even after I asked, "so… Continue

Added by Jillian Dooley on April 20, 2009 at 7:30pm — No Comments

Charles Dickens, William Shakespeare and Batman: Equality for Comics.

How many graphic novels can you name that would count as literature? There's Watchmen, naturally. And Maus, you can't forget that one! Oh, and The Dark Knight Returns... and eh... Persepolis... that would count too... hmmm. The high art of graphic novels sort of stops a… Continue

Added by Daedalus Ciarán on April 15, 2009 at 9:19pm — 13 Comments

Stupid Boys

I think I might be a titch on the feminist side. Okay yeah I am. Either that, or the guys in Southern Utah are just retarded. If this is you, and you know that you're not so bad, come prove it to me because I just must have the worst luck in meeting people down here. Two friends of mine came down from Cedar City to go to that anime convention in St. George and I had already told them that I was going to be really busy the entire day. I even woke up extra early to sew one of their costumes.. ..… Continue

Added by Jillian Dooley on April 1, 2009 at 7:30pm — No Comments

Escape From City 17 Part 1

This is awsome, I hope they make more. What do you think? Continue

Added by alman on March 2, 2009 at 8:40pm — No Comments

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Spoiler, NYC Toy Fair Hasbro booth Transformer ROTF image round-up! Spoilers!

Transformer World 2005, has a bunch of major spoiler info and imagery regarding the toys for the upcoming summer blockbuster Transformers Revenge of the Fallen.

Links to Spoilers:… Continue

Added by Mekklesack on February 16, 2009 at 1:27pm — No Comments

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Spoiler, NYC Toy Fair Hasbro booth Transformer ROTF images!

Transformers World 2005 has images of the new and soon to be released Transformers toys, staring in the upcoming summer blockbuster Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. This jump also includes shots of the new GI Joe toy's and their promotional merch' for their upcoming summer movie GI Joe: Rise of Cobra! So get a better look at that Devastator you saw earlier in the week.

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Added by Mekklesack on February 14, 2009 at 5:27pm — 8 Comments

More Sex and the City

Source: Variety You know you're excited about this...don't lie. Variety is reporting that Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis have all signed for the sequel to Sex and the City along with writer-director-producer Michael Patrick King. The first film, unsurprisingly, earned $415.3 million worldwide. Continue

Added by The Spill Crew on February 6, 2009 at 9:30am — 22 Comments

Frank Miller Back to Sin City and 300

Source: Digital Spy According to Digital Spy, Frank Miller has gone back to what he does best and has penned the follow-ups to both 300 and Sin City.

The writer, whose film… Continue

Added by The Spill Crew on January 5, 2009 at 11:00am — 36 Comments

The Irish and Oirish in Film!

Accents: that bane of actors throughout the world both in theatre and in film. They can sell or sink any performance. However, there is no accent more maligned, more butchered, more viciously fucked up on film than the Irish accent.