If it's crap ... We'll tell you
This is my review of Rebecca Black's Friday. I am new to this sort of thing, so if anyone who is good at this has any advice, I would love that. I desperately want to get better. I would like to point out that I do not like the song specifically. I like it in the same way that some people like Troll2. There seems to be a lost in translation type thing with this video.…Continue
Added by Mallen 171 on April 3, 2011 at 7:42pm — No Comments
Sporting some serious "modern horror" (and we use that term loosely) credentials behind it, the full trailer for FilmDistrict's 'Insidious' has been released and it has a decidedly "Poltergeist meets Amityville Horror" look to it. Directed by "the…
Held here in Austin, TX, the South by Southwest (SXSW) festival is a hodgepodge of media conferences and festivals that focus on the convergence of film, music and interactive…Continue
Did The Green Hornet sting its audience, or did it...well, not sting its audience, there isn't a whole lot you can do with that title.
The Green Hornet has been floating around for a while, I'm sure it was suppost to originally be coming out in the Summer last year, but due to some…Continue
The first film where I can say it's an ordeal to sit through without it being offensive.
You know two things walking into this, 1) It's about a guy trapped against a rock for 127 Hours and 2) He has to do some seriously gory life (and limb) changing decision to escape. It's…Continue
Added by El Foggy on January 6, 2011 at 10:15am — No Comments
Yes indeed that time of year has come again when we prepare to drink ourselves into a barely concious stupour to celebrate another uneventful year and ring in the next unevitably boring year. Looking back on the year in video games we have had some excellent releases however there has disapointingly not been an outpouring of new and exciting franchises. Some honourable mentions that didn't quite make the list would have to be Vanquish, a delightfully crazy japanese 3rd…Continue
More like shouldn't of focking bothered!
There is a scene in this film...actually let me rephrase that, there are several scenes in this film, where you are forced to sit through a ton of actors dignity get ripped apart. The biggest example of this is the scene where you have to look…Continue
Added by El Foggy on December 29, 2010 at 2:30pm — No Comments
Well, 2010 is drawing to a close, and while we look back on 2010 within movies, all you can really do is shrug your shoulders and say "Meh!". There was very little spectacular in 2010, but when stuff was good, it was damn good. And while I'm not one to brag, when I did this list last year, over half of my predictions…Continue
Here are 4 animated TV shows, and the films that ruined them.
What Ruined It:
Rugrats In Paris (2000), Rugrats Go Wild (2003); also the TV series All Grown Up! (2003-2008)
The creation of the TV series All Grown Up ruined Rugrats because it was unnecessary to bring the Rugrats to their teenage years, facing problems. I mean the All Growed Up TV special was good, because seeing the Rugrats all grown up was good in only small…Continue
Jeff Bridges is the eff-ing Dude, man!
As of writing of this, I think this will be the last film I review of 2010 (Unless the desperation and despair of boredom become overwhelming enough that I throw myself into Litter Fockers and/or Gulliver's Travels over the next two…Continue
Added by El Foggy on December 17, 2010 at 5:27pm — No Comments
....Well of course I was going to end up seeing this!
I have a weird thing when coming out of watching a Harry Potter film, it's rather strange, but for some reason, I always come out of it as some giddy child who feels like he has just reached the pinnacle of enlightenment. I feel…Continue
Bruce Willis is 55, I don't think he can technically retire yet.
Red is another in the long line of zany framed team action movies, like The A-Team, The Losers and The Expendables. Except it's got old people in...no wait, Expendables did that. Well in this one, they have a crazy guy and…Continue
Added by El Foggy on October 23, 2010 at 6:15pm — No Comments
Paranormal Activity 2, take the first one and throw a baby and a dog in there!
I wasn't much of a fan of the first one, it had horribly unlikeable characters, terrible acting and was rather over rated in the horror aspect. So why on earth did I got watch 2, well it looked scarier and…Continue
Facebook: The only way to achieve long distance poking!
I'll admit it if you'll admit it, we all laughed when we heard about this, whether it was last year or last week when you first heard about this movie, you mind must of said "Serious-fucking-ly". But, things have flipped, no one is laughing now. And rightly so, this film is amazing.…
Added by El Foggy on October 14, 2010 at 2:00pm — No Comments
Money may not sleep, but this movie will test it's capability.
Wall Street 2 isn't what I would say is my sort of movie, but if a film is good, a film is good, and I will say that. But Wall Street 2, isn't a good movie, it is ironically a Wall Street crash of a movie.…
Added by El Foggy on October 7, 2010 at 2:33pm — No Comments
A foreshadowing of what to happen if the Green Lantern sucks!…
Added by El Foggy on September 29, 2010 at 1:30pm — No Comments
Yes, I have a sweet spot for Will Ferrell.
I love Anchorman, I love Talladega Nights, I like Step Brothers, so I was kinda thinking The Other Guys would be great as well. It wasn't. It isn't bad, it's not even it not being funny, it has a lot of moments. It's just not as good as it thinks it is.
The big sign of this is the end credits.…Continue
Scott Pilgrim may have lost the battle at the box office, but no matter what it kicks the worlds ass!
There's two ways you can take this movie, Face Level or you can take it deeper.
At Face Level, what you get is an extreamly smartly written and directed rom-com for Geeks, not that…
Sometimes, you just got to go to the theatre, and shout out "Fuck Yeah!"
Now, if you have a single brain cell, you can't really go in to this thinking it's going to be masterclass film-making 101. If you do, you're going to be very upset, because I tell you know, all you are going to get is an orgy of Bullets, Explosions and Gore. People are ripped in half very never-ending steams of…Continue