Chicago Jon "THE BEAR & Sami "THE KANGAROO" kick off their spin off show with a blast  (from Dragon and the wolf Podcast Show) Todays show Jon talks about his secret Valentines day date , Jon sings Im a "Barbie girl in a Barbie world", Sami askes "is it ok to test a…

WELL LADDY'S it is St Patricks Day so this week its everything Green , We are joined with PeanutVendor Brian and First off We…

WE'RE BACK! Yes Wayne The Wolf returns after his stay in Hosptial and what a strange show to come back on, We talk about Treebeard raping a Chicken? Bale Returning as BATMAN? , A priest…

With Wayne the Wolf out of action and in Hosptial having his guts ripped open (seen Promethus? like that) Chicago Jon THE BEAR takes over the podcast and brings in newcomer Sami THE KANGAROO as they both fill in for us…

DRAGON AND THE WOLF REVIEW THE LAST STAND

I know this is very late BUT since the LAST…

LAST WEEKS EPISODE WAS UPLOADED ( NOW ITS FIXED) SORRY FOR THE…

This week The Dragon and the Wolf are joined once again with Chicago Jon the BEAR to pay tribute to the DIE…

This week its SUPERBOWL talk from the game itself (which 2 aussies know shit all about BUT lucky for us Chicago Jon can help us with) We talk the trailers from the Superbowl such as…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   Despite its unique tone and creepy visuals, The Passing is about as un-scary as a movie can be, and is often funny when it isn't trying to be. It sure doesn't help when the script is THIS bad and the actors clearly don't know how to fucking act.

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   What happens when the lunatics take over the asylum? Well, you get one suck ass movie. Despite the creepy atmosphere and some creepy visuals, Asylum Blackout fails due to a lackluster plot, dog shit dialogue, and terrible acting. If you want something similar to this go out and play Batman: Arkham Asylum. Not only cause it's Batman, but also because it kicks ass and it does this type of story really well, where as this film does…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   I'm not going to lie: I do not find Megan Fox actractive at all. No, its not because of her toe-thumbs (though those don't exactly help) it's because of horrible an actress she is. Okay, in this movie you have Megan Fox playing the typical snobish high school cheerleader who gets possessed by a demon after a fire, now her friend Needy (played by Amanda Seyfried) must stop her from eating everyone. Sounds interesting right? Well, at some parts…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   2009 and 2010 were the worst summer movie seasons, like ever. For every good movie that was released during them (District 9, Toy Story 3, Inception, Iron Man 2) we had a ton of shitty movies that accompanied them. And G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra was one of the bad ones, yet not as bad as some of the others were. It is just flat-out stupid.   G.I Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is about... well, it's about a team of soldiers trying to stop…

Rating-Some ole' Bullsh*t!!   Poorly filmed, horribly acted, not scary, and almost unwatchable. Scary or die is the clear example of what horror anthologies should avoid being like. I love horror anthologies, so if I say that the film is boring then the film is fucking boring, and I'm quite forgiving of these types of movies.  The only reason I'm not giving this film a "F**K YOU" is because it helped put me to sleep. Goddamn, how do you make a movie like this with blood,…

This week it's Australia day So we WERE MEANT to…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance is a truly awful movie, not only is it an embarrassment to this character that is featured in the title, but it is an embarrassment to the superhero genre as a whole. So, it is a slight improvement on its predecessor.   The plot is that Johnny Blaze, played by Nicholas Cage, must protect a child from the devil and his forces. Sounds fun right? Well it is... for about 20 minutes. The rest of the film is…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   While it contains a fascinating setting that I wish more ghost films would explore (Waverly Hills Sanatorium, look it up it is quite interesting, and frightening) Death Tunnel contains far too much terrible dialogue, plot holes, unexplained character motivations, and unlikable characters to justify watching…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   Talk about a letdown. I mean what the fuck happened? Did Paul W.S (Worthless shithead) Anderson's balls drop off or something? Well, we got a lot of shit to dig through so lets get started.    The story of Alien Vs Predator (AVP) is that a satellite owned by the…

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Well 20 minutes were lost in todays record BUT the great Chicago Jon saves the day as me and jay lost all hope with this shit crashing every…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!    Holy fuck! I knew Russia made terrible movies but holy shit, this has to be the of the WORST science fiction films I have seen in years. If I had to choose which was worse: Skyline or well.... THIS, I'd have to choose this. I'd go as far to say that I'd rather watch Skyline twice…