Rating-(Low)Matinee'   Savages tells the story of a woman and her two boyfriends who run a successful drug business. The cops don't care, and their business really isn't that violent... that is until the Mexican drug cartel shows up and is like "you are going to come work for us, and if you say no we kill you." Naturally the two friends are like "No, fuck you." The cartel retaliates by kidnapping their girlfriend, now they must get her back.   So how did this film…

Rating-Some ole' Bullsh*t!!   Poorly filmed, horribly acted, not scary, and almost unwatchable. Scary or die is the clear example of what horror anthologies should avoid being like. I love horror anthologies, so if I say that the film is boring then the film is fucking boring, and I'm quite forgiving of these types of movies.  The only reason I'm not giving this film a "F**K YOU" is because it helped put me to sleep. Goddamn, how do you make a movie like this with blood,…

Rating-Matinee'   Resident Evil Damnation takes place between Resident Evil 5 and Resident Evil 6, it's plot is that Leon Kennedy has been inserted to a fictional war torn country, there are two factions: The asshole government and the asshole rebels. He is to stop their usage of B.O.Ws (Bio-Weapons), why he didn't arrive with an army to stop this is never truly explained. Come to think of it, the plot itself, while well told and well written, contains numerous plot holes…

"The Artist"



Writer and Director: Michel Hazanavicius

Stars: Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo and John Goodman







"The Artist" has received an abundance of praise and awards since it's limited release back in late November. Knowing that, I saw the film with high expectations. Sadly, I was left empty and wanting more.



"The Artist" follows the life of a…

TOP GUN (Blu-Ray)

Some days, you just gotta say 'fuck it'. Last night was one of those times, as I said the magic f-word disclaimer as I slipped the new blu of director Tony Scott's once a mega-hit (in fact, the biggest film…

SUPER HYBRID (Blu-Ray and DVD)

I know what you're saying: "Cyrus, really? A killer car movie? That's a sub-genre that's been exhausted". And my instinct was right there with you. My instinct was wrong. Believe it or not, while not…

EVERYTHING MUST GO (Blu-Ray and DVD)...Guest Review by LEON

I don't think you can call this a “comedy”. Granted, it stars Will Ferrell, Glenn…

I can't believe I'm still banging my head against the wall on this one. How many of you out there STILL have your noses up in the air about giving a try to the…

Okay, so this is a very late time for me to see this film, it's almost been five years since its theatrical release. But after purchasing the Blu Ray and seeing it tonight, I feel it deserves a place in the Spill blogs, not just as a movie review, but to help those others who haven't seen it yet. So, to those who know of Children of Men, my apologies for the late…

Buffy Season 8 Blu-Ray/DVD Set…

"Inception"

"Inception", Christopher Nolan's dream project is now on DVD & Blu-Ray. The question is though is this DVD better than "The Dark Knight"…