When is okay to kill your marketing team?
When can you hunt down and assassinate the entire department?
When can you get the greenlight to build a time machine and dispatch killing machines from the future to stalk and murder each and every one of them?
If you’re McG or anyone who worked on the production of… Continue
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my favourite thing to do on the interwebs. No, not that thing... But, another thing! That thing just happens to be me and my great love for awesomely-spectacular soundboard prank calls!
That's right. And today, we'll be counting down some of my own personal favourites in this list of the "Top 10 Soundboard Prank Calls (As Selected by 'thejon… Continue
Added by thejon93rd on November 2, 2009 at 6:30pm —
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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Review
Rotten Tomatoes rating: 70%
My rating: Rental.
Another decade has passed since John Connor (Nick Stahl) helped prevent Judgment Day - the day the Skynet program was fated to became self-aware and destroy mankind. But August 29, 1997 came and went without incide… Continue
Added by DavidBray on October 12, 2009 at 7:11pm —
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This summer movie season for me was a hit and miss for me. Though there were a few movies I did enjoy, this summer movie season was nothing short of mediocre. Transformers 2 was enjoyable, Star Trek was amazing, District 9 was orgasmic, and G.I. JOE, just flat-out blew a big fat one. Usually every summer there has been one movie that I cannot wait to come out. And sad to say, besides District 9 and Star Trek, nothing this summer really peaked my interest. With the 2009 summer movie season coming… Continue
Added by Ed Manoto Jr on September 1, 2009 at 9:30pm —
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The film directed by Sylvester Stallone to me is going to be one of the best action fims of all time. Why you ask well look at the cast
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham ,Jet Li ,Dolph Lundgren ,Eric Roberts, Randy Couture,Steve Austin,David Zayas
Giselle Itié, Terry Crews,Mickey Rourke,Bruce Willis and not to mention Arnold f*cking Schwarzenegger!!!!!!
The chioce of direction is also a great choice. Sylvester Stallone did great job with the action scenes in "Rambo". This is why and why yo… Continue
DVD is still here, still good, and there’s never been a better time to NOT be upgrading to the new tech. Why? Because the studios are dumping all their product out on DVD in inexpensive (comparatively) fashion and putting out all kinds of box sets totally worth your time. Exh… Continue
Before you wet yourself thinking that this is a review for the new Terminator movie, it's not. It's the mandatory game tie-in that accompanies any summer movie that had a budget of more than $12. For those of you looking for a kick-ass game that seamlessly blends in with the movie...leave now, you'll only find disappointment here.
Supposedly the game was in development by the g… Continue
'Terminator 2: Judgement Day' Movie Review:
How do you top a great movie? By making a terrific sequel.
Simply put, this is one of the best films ever made. Director James Cameron stacks the bar for what he brought with the first-installment and adds a whole-new layer with this installment. More fun, more action, more characters, more subplots, pretty much more of everything.
The only real thing that fans of the original may want to cry about when viewing this one is… Continue
He launches another very poorly constructed review of McG's latest film, which I did like. I don't think it's great, it's definitely flawed, but it's good. Anyway, check this out on YouTube and read some of the ridiculous comments his supporters leave. This guy attracts some retarded fans.
First off, he is scarcely making a review here. He's just saying: "I was right, the movie sucks, here are the one sentence review summaries from Rotten Tomatoes, you all who liked it are id… Continue
I just spent the day watching the first three movies and I really enjoyed myself. After seeing the trailer for Terminator Salvation, I realized that these people must have rewatched the first three movies before writing the script because the first three movies revealed a lot of stuff. In this post I will reveal it all.
First film described the T-600s
Everyone remembers the T-600s from the T4 trailer, but they were first mentioned about halfway through the first movie in great detail. E… Continue
Apparently Arnold and McG were working in secret about getting him in Terminator 4. So what he did to get Arnold in the movie without being in the movie is using a body mold from the last time he was the T-800 and are digitalizing it. So Arnold will be a CGI character in Terminator Salvation.
Hello there people, and welcome to the first (and hopefully not only) installment of Hey Doofus! Over the weekend, my friends and I sat down with a few cases of beer and watched one of my favorite childhood films, Commando. It's chock full of shirtless Arnie, exotic murders, near-incoherent one liners, and of course, YAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!
So let's get down to it, shall we?
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Being dubbed as 'the greatest action movie ever', former WWE wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, known in the real
world as Steve Williams
and Charisma Carpenter, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Girl is FINE… Continue
Added by Jason Rodriquez on March 16, 2009 at 8:00pm —
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So yeah, Im sure most of you are Stoked for the New Terminator movie Starring Christian Bale and Sam Worthington. Before I tell your my brief thoughts, Heres the poster:
Fucking.Epic.
Now, I know your probably saying "Hey, its just a poster" and you are right, it is. But it just makes me even more excited for this Movie. At first, I was skeptical. I didn't think t… Continue
Yahoo! movies has the new trailer for Terminator: Salvation due out march 21, 2009. Chech it out at this link;
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/terminator-salvation.html?showVideo=1 Continue
Added by Makalu on March 2, 2009 at 7:11pm —
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Now, before I start this list, I want to talk a bit about the upcoming 'Robocop' movie. Now, some of you may be wondering: "Why in the sweet Jesus is this guy talking about the new 'Robocop' movie?" And the reason is because that I completely loved the original film with Peter Weller as Alex Murphy/Robocop. And once I heard that they were remaking it, and they actually have a great director(Darren Aronofsky; 'The Wrestler', 'Requiem for a Dream', etc.) attached, that was a nice relief. Knowing t… Continue
Added by thejon93rd on February 28, 2009 at 8:58pm —
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You know, I was supposed to write this weeks ago. I even told Korey how this was going to be the start of a new series in which I review "bad" movies from a fresh perspective. However, I never got around to it, but all that's over now. It's time to stay true to my word. And. Her… Continue
Source: FirstshowingZimbio has this photo of The Dark Knight star Christian Bale meeting Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold was joined by wife Maria Shriver and Bale was with his wife Sibi Blazic.
Firstshowing added:
The tipster mentions that "the premise of Arnie's involvemen… Continue
Batman & Robin
Studio: Warner Bros.
Run time: 125 min.
Directed by Joel Schumacher
Screenplay by Akiva Goldsman
Cast:
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Doctor Victor Frees/Mr. Freeze
George Clooney as Bruce Wayne/Batman
Chris O'Donnell as Dick Grayson/Robin
Uma Thurman as Doct… Continue
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I actually unleashed the fucker inside on this subject to one of you guys, but it is proper Christmas time now, so I'll just copypasta it here.
Enjoy.
I really hate Yuletide season.
Everyone expect me to be all happy happy joy joy. You know. Love…