p>Cześć!

I just released to the world my spoof the movie "Fight Club" set in my beautiful Poland, where instead of a fighting club there's a vodka club that also vlogs. :P I shot it, wrote it, edited it, and have a bit part in it. ;) It also is SUBTITLED, so no worries about not knowing Polish :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozO6EKxX0k…

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p>Cześć!

I just released to the world my spoof the movie "Fight Club" set in my beautiful Poland, where instead of a fighting club there's a vodka club that also vlogs. :P I shot it, wrote it, edited it, and have a bit part in it. ;) It also is SUBTITLED, so no worries about not knowing Polish :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozO6EKxX0k…

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An incredibly ambitious party movie that attempts to lay all other party movies to rest with the aid of weed, acid, ecstasy, alcohol, topless girls, adrenaline and high octane fuel that does anything but burn out? Yes, it's true. This is the movie to end all party movies and all parties period! It doesn't slow down, it doesn't let you up, and it's the culmination of the teenage life of all the kids who are now growing up with Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Fight Club, Jersey…

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Since nothing's really coming out in Janurary that I a.) Like and b.) Can afford, I'm looking at Bastion, one of the games that I failed to play last year and why I ad probably so many other people loved it. Was it the alcohol? The guns? The old dude that sounded like he had five kinds of throat cancer?…

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So when last we left our intrepid heroes, they had just left Africa, about to move on to denude the next country on their list. For those of you keeping score at home, that's four countries, with approximately eight drinks, in the span of an hour and a half.

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NOTE: This blog will not be pornographic, but it will be about sex.

This blog is 'Rated R' for you 'make everything like a movie' fans.



Note: Names were changed to protect innocents and to not kill of all my delusional chances of 'hitting that' eventually.

Plus, I rather have people clowning a funny avatar rather than the real life guy who got it off Google.



WARNING: Not intended for people under the age of 18 and people over the age of 18 with… Continue

Hey, if anyone's wondering what to get me for my birthday (Sept. 20th - I might be getting some people together for drinks or whatever) I could really, really use a VIP badge for Fantastic Fest.



And here comes the self-humilating pandering:

PLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEE????



Oh for the love of God, I beg you! BEG YOU! Hahahaha...



Okay, seriously though - I really want to go to Fantastic Fest this year (maybe even cover it, either… Continue