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THE MOVIE ADDICT REVIEWS Vampires Suck (2010)

Added by Mike Brown on January 7, 2013 at 12:08pm — No Comments

MediaWhorz reviews "Hellsing"

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Added by Kora Redward on April 23, 2012 at 8:30am — 1 Comment

Review: Underworld: Awakening (2012)

After thousands of years the humans have discovered the existence of vampires and lycans within their society. Now for the first time, the vampires and lycans are the one's being hunted in what is being called, "The Great Purge." Selene, a vampire with the unique ability to survive in the sun, is attempting to flee the country with her lover Michael, the only vampire/lycan hybrid in existence. Before the two can get on the boat they are ambushed by a group of soldiers and are knocked…

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Added by Lt. Commander Armstrong on January 25, 2012 at 8:59pm — No Comments

This Just In..."Jackie Brown" and "Vampires, Mummies & Monsters"

JACKIE BROWN (Blu-Ray)...Guest Review by LEON

Back when Quentin Tarantino was a ‘real’ director, he didn’t follow up his second try, "Pulp Fiction" (one of…

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Added by Cyrus on October 19, 2011 at 4:32pm — 4 Comments

Fright Night 2011

I still haven't seen the original Fright Night. With the new trailer released I'm going to definitely need to watch… Continue

Added by Sesshu on May 18, 2011 at 11:55pm — No Comments

Cranky's First Review of the Season: Dylan Dog

My son and I enjoyed it, but I would give it a matinee at best, more than likely rental as it is average. An interesting attempt, but missing something. several things really. Film quality I saw was some what grainy, which in these days of HD quality visuals, is somewhat disconcerting. There was also a couple of "glitches" where it appeared to skip. Bad editing? Most of the film is at night, so everything is dark and coupled with the grainy quality, took away a lot of the emotional impact…

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Added by Cranky Old Dude on April 30, 2011 at 3:39pm — 1 Comment

Rare's 10 Worst Movies of 2010

10. Saw 3D







A film that barely manages to make this list, Saw 3D is the movie that a small part of me feels a bit reluctant towards even mentioning here, as I, admittedly, consider myself a fan of this series. As ridiculously labyrinthine as the plot had become, I had been more than mildly interested as to how it would all pan out, as the filmmakers assured fans that they had a plan set out in terms of how they wanted to end the series.…

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Added by Rare Addict on January 3, 2011 at 1:23am — No Comments

FF REPORT DAY 1: Korean Wizards, Goblins, 14 Blades, Methamorphisis, Vikings

Hello my fellow spillious,

Once again I find myself in the greatest genre film festival in the world FANTASTIC FEST. This means I only going to get a few hours of sleep and watch a ludicrous amount of movies. Well let me tell you about my first day at Fantastic Fest…

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Added by Antonio Quintero on September 28, 2010 at 1:30pm — 3 Comments

Taintlight, Proof That Freedburg and Seltzer Could Be Much Worse

Netflix is a very fun little tool. It's like if your local video store could be crossed with the Internet, offering you tens of thousands of fun movies and television shows. But like the Internet, while it can be a source of fun and hidden gems worth seeking and sending, there are many evil little discoveries, that make you wish you never wasted your time looking at them.



Taintlight is the Prime Example of That. And with the recent success of… Continue

Added by Scott_PJ on September 5, 2010 at 4:14am — 1 Comment

Want to Know Why Vampires Suck is a Hit? 5 Reasons We'll Never Stop Seeing These Piles of S***

So yeah, in case you didn't pick up the sad news, Vampires Suck, the latest "movie" from con artists Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, placed #2 at the box office this weekend, making an estimated $12.2 million over the weekend, and a head-shaking $18.5 million since its launch on Wednesday (when it placed #1). Against its $20 million production budget, that means it'll become profitable by the end of the week, and it will also likely surpass the… Continue

Added by Chilling Sound of Doom on August 22, 2010 at 5:00pm — 10 Comments

It's a fucking shame with the movies out right now.

Where do I begin, when I need to express my frustration with the average movie going audience of today?

Especially teenagers.

My own fucking age group.

I swear, I'm one of the few sane people my age when it comes to going to the movies. People I consider my friends, are out there supporting bullshit like "Vampire Suck", and actually enjoying it?

I don't want to go on a rampage towards Friedberg & Seltzer, because I'd be here all night.

It truly is fucking sad, when fun… Continue

Added by Meh. on August 21, 2010 at 9:08pm — 2 Comments

Box Office Predictions: August 20th, 2010

Well, shit. This is the big one folks, and that statement is true for a variety of reasons. For one thing, those two spawns of Satan’s asshole, Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, released

their newest film this week: Vampires Suck. For another

thing, this week has possibly given us the worst new selection of films

to come out this year. I mean think about: one crappy parody, a pair of

sequels, and another Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy. Oh,…

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Added by Edmund Poliks on August 21, 2010 at 12:05am — No Comments

How Scott Pilgrim Can Still Be Saved At The Box Office

How?

Most of next weekend's releases are being released under 3,000 theaters, and none of them have any buzz surrounding them. These movies include Lottery Ticket, Piranha 3D (there actually is some anticipation for this film, but I doubt it will do well), Nanny McPhee Returns (I'm expecting another Universal bomb there, by the way), The Switch, and one more movie which will be a threat to every, and I mean EVERY movie in theaters right now...



Vampires Suck. Yes,…

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Added by Pony Master 2000 on August 16, 2010 at 12:51am — 2 Comments

An Early Review/Rant on Vampires Suck





At one point in time parodies used to be well crafted films that would riff a particular genre/film to shred, and some went as far to include comments on society. But last time I checked, Mel Brooks is no longer making

films, which is very depressing, especially when you consider that the most prolific directors in the parody genre are the two ass clowns known as Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. These two men have created more… Continue

Added by Narcoleptic Sloth on July 27, 2010 at 11:30am — 39 Comments

Behold the horror of the Vampires Suck trailer!

The shit heads Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have returned to make another piece of shit movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg&feature=pyv&ad=5281781376&kw=vampires%20suck%20movie

God Help Us All...

Added by Pony Master 2000 on July 9, 2010 at 9:00am — 1 Comment

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: An Improved Turd

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Eclipse_Theatrical_One-Sheet.jpg





Before I start this review, I am going to honestly and clearly identify my disdain for this series. As a cinephile, I hate it for its poorly written plot, soap opera characters, and horrendous special

effects. As a vampire and werewolves fan, I hate it for transforming

the former into sparkly comic-book rejects and the latter into

over-sized stuffed foxes. And as a fan of a good romantic story, I hate

it for its…

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Added by Edmund Poliks on July 3, 2010 at 3:30pm — No Comments

Werwolves do it better

I think Wolves get it done best. Take a look at New Alpha Rising: Ascension. All the bloodwork and gnawing that Vamps get into ain't all that cool.

Added by A. T. Russell on April 20, 2010 at 12:51pm — No Comments

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

no no no no i cant do this its time to stop being nice im cmoing out guns blazing to burn this idea down like the frankenstein mob. ok so lets get started



Vampires, yes vampires again but unlike Daybreakers and my vampire entires before this will not be nice. Vampires in Films and games for the most part (except for Twilight ((this is not about twilight)) and the other thing im going to say in this rant) are suppose to be bad ass and killing many ov people over centuries in a story… Continue

Added by Vergil on January 22, 2010 at 2:19pm — No Comments

Life After 'True Blood'?! Is it possible?!

Hit the link for other ways to feed your bloodlust! Any mourners have tips not suggested in the list?!
Here’s the link: http://www.fearnet.com/news/b16625_Is_There_Life_after__amp_lsquo_True_Blood__.html?intcid=search_articles_True-Blood

Added by FEARnet on September 17, 2009 at 5:16pm — No Comments

Daybreakers Trailer

An interesting take on the Vampire mythos!

Added by MavenCree on June 26, 2009 at 12:00am — No Comments

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