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THE MOVIE ADDICT REVIEWS Vampires Suck (2010)
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MediaWhorz reviews "Hellsing"
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Review: Underworld: Awakening (2012)
After thousands of years the humans have discovered the existence of vampires and lycans within their society. Now for the first time, the vampires and lycans are the one's being hunted in what is being called, "The Great Purge." Selene, a vampire with the unique ability to survive in the sun, is attempting to flee the country with her lover Michael, the only vampire/lycan hybrid in existence. Before the two can get on the boat they are ambushed by a group of soldiers and are knocked…
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JACKIE BROWN (Blu-Ray)...Guest Review by LEON
Back when Quentin Tarantino was a ‘real’ director, he didn’t follow up his second try, "Pulp Fiction" (one of…
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Fright Night 2011
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Cranky's First Review of the Season: Dylan Dog
My son and I enjoyed it, but I would give it a matinee at best, more than likely rental as it is average. An interesting attempt, but missing something. several things really. Film quality I saw was some what grainy, which in these days of HD quality visuals, is somewhat disconcerting. There was also a couple of "glitches" where it appeared to skip. Bad editing? Most of the film is at night, so everything is dark and coupled with the grainy quality, took away a lot of the emotional impact…
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Rare's 10 Worst Movies of 2010
10. Saw 3D
A film that barely manages to make this list, Saw 3D is the movie that a small part of me feels a bit reluctant towards even mentioning here, as I, admittedly, consider myself a fan of this series. As ridiculously labyrinthine as the plot had become, I had been more than mildly interested as to how it would all pan out, as the filmmakers assured fans that they had a plan set out in terms of how they wanted to end the series.…
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FF REPORT DAY 1: Korean Wizards, Goblins, 14 Blades, Methamorphisis, Vikings
Hello my fellow spillious,
Once again I find myself in the greatest genre film festival in the world FANTASTIC FEST. This means I only going to get a few hours of sleep and watch a ludicrous amount of movies. Well let me tell you about my first day at Fantastic Fest…
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Taintlight, Proof That Freedburg and Seltzer Could Be Much Worse
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Want to Know Why Vampires Suck is a Hit? 5 Reasons We'll Never Stop Seeing These Piles of S***
Added by Chilling Sound of Doom on August 22, 2010 at 5:00pm — 10 Comments
It's a fucking shame with the movies out right now.
Added by Meh. on August 21, 2010 at 9:08pm — 2 Comments
Box Office Predictions: August 20th, 2010
Well, shit. This is the big one folks, and that statement is true for a variety of reasons. For one thing, those two spawns of Satan’s asshole, Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, released
their newest film this week: Vampires Suck. For another
thing, this week has possibly given us the worst new selection of films
to come out this year. I mean think about: one crappy parody, a pair of
sequels, and another Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy. Oh,…
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How Scott Pilgrim Can Still Be Saved At The Box Office
How?
Most of next weekend's releases are being released under 3,000 theaters, and none of them have any buzz surrounding them. These movies include Lottery Ticket, Piranha 3D (there actually is some anticipation for this film, but I doubt it will do well), Nanny McPhee Returns (I'm expecting another Universal bomb there, by the way), The Switch, and one more movie which will be a threat to every, and I mean EVERY movie in theaters right now...
Vampires Suck. Yes,…
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An Early Review/Rant on Vampires Suck

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Behold the horror of the Vampires Suck trailer!
The shit heads Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have returned to make another piece of shit movie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg&feature=pyv&ad=5281781376&kw=vampires%20suck%20movie
God Help Us All...
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse: An Improved Turd

Before I start this review, I am going to honestly and clearly identify my disdain for this series. As a cinephile, I hate it for its poorly written plot, soap opera characters, and horrendous special
effects. As a vampire and werewolves fan, I hate it for transforming
the former into sparkly comic-book rejects and the latter into
over-sized stuffed foxes. And as a fan of a good romantic story, I hate
it for its…
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Werwolves do it better
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Life After 'True Blood'?! Is it possible?!
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Daybreakers Trailer
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