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How to Write a Screenplay in Open Office
The height of accomplishment for any fan of cinema is to write a film of their very own. We've seen plenty of movies, and naturally, we think that we could write one ourselves. But then the realization hits us: How? So, the natural thing to do would be to do a Google search, and we'd come across forum after forum telling us this works, and that works. Read this book, and go to this site. And before you know it, your head is spinning…
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Box Office Predictions: September 10th, 2010
Hey guys! It’s that time of the week again, although this time it will be a little different. You see, this week we don’t have a major competition between studios like we have in recent
weeks. No, this week we only have the latest Paul Anderson shitgasm Resident Evil: Afterlife
which will most likely suck ass if the rest of the films were any
indication. However, the other films were big box office successes and
has actually turned the franchise…
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Box Office Predictions: September 3rd, 2010
Hey guys! It’s that time of the week again, and finally we have a couple of films that are really worth looking at, even if they are coupled with another heinous Drew Barrymore flick. On
the one end we have George Clooney’s newest thriller The American,
which pits the infamous actor into a rarely subdued performance as an
assassin. In the other corner though, we have the much-anticipated,
Tarantino-inspired, Rodriguez-realized action film…
Added by Edmund Poliks on September 4, 2010 at 12:36pm — 1 Comment
Box Office Predictions; August 27th, 2010
Hey guys! It’s that time of the week again, and luckily we have a lineup that is a significant improvement over the array of bullshit that we had flung in our faces like monkey feces last
week. This time around, we have a pair of genre meals to feast on: a
heist film with a large cast rounded off by a singer and a Jedi, and
another Blair Witch Project with a penchant for demons. Will
horror and hand held sensibilities win out, or will T.I. bust…
Added by Edmund Poliks on August 27, 2010 at 8:52pm — 3 Comments
Box Office Predictions: August 20th, 2010
Well, shit. This is the big one folks, and that statement is true for a variety of reasons. For one thing, those two spawns of Satan’s asshole, Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, released
their newest film this week: Vampires Suck. For another
thing, this week has possibly given us the worst new selection of films
to come out this year. I mean think about: one crappy parody, a pair of
sequels, and another Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy. Oh,…
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Box Office Predictions: August 13th, 2010
Hey guys, it’s that time of the week again when we examine all the wonderful piles of cinematic tripe that Hollywood wishes for us to shell out our cash for, and see what’s going to come
out on top. I apologize ahead of time for this coming out a little
later than expected, but this week was a tougher week for me. A lot of
glorious work and trifles but I was able to get it done. So without
further ado, here we go.
This time around, we…
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Box Office Predictions: August 6th, 2010
Well guys, another week has passed, and another weekend worth of new releases has been shoved into our faces by Hollywood. Battling it out in the financial ring are a pair of bruisers
wavering on unsteady ground. At one end you have another glorified
sequel to the Step-Up franchise, which has made a great deal
of money in its past but finds itself at that uncertain third
installment which has tripped many more superior franchises that…
Added by Edmund Poliks on August 6, 2010 at 10:55pm — 4 Comments
Box Office Predictions: July 30th, 2010
Hey guys! It’s that time of the week again, so let’s sit back and take a peek at what Hollywood is dangling in front of our eyes and wallets this time around. Up on the menu for this
weekend is a triple feature free-for-all between some of our big
contenders: Warner Bros., Universal, and Paramount. From one end, we
have a sequel to the 2001 hit Cats and Dogs which possess the notability of having a nine year separation between itself and its…
Added by Edmund Poliks on July 30, 2010 at 10:42pm — 9 Comments
Box Office Predictions: July 23rd, 2010
All right guys, it’s that time of the week again as we look at what’s coming out and try and figure out much it’s going to make for its opening. Unlike previous weeks though, this one is
cut-and-dry, set in stone, and overwhelmingly one-sided in favor of a
certain action movie featuring a certain female mega superstar. Which
could that be? The name of the star seems to have slipped my mind. Oh
yeah, now I remember who it is. It’s Joey King, the female…
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Box Office Predictions: July 9th, 2010
Hey guys! Another Friday, another group of new releases, and another set of predictions from yours truly. This time around, we have two ends of the rating spectrum battling each other for
box office dominance in a fight that doesn’t appear quite as one-sided
as previous ones in recent weeks. On the one hand, we have the
action-packed gore-fest of Predators, which is a reboot of the famous sci-fi action franchise as helmed by Sin City’s…
Added by Edmund Poliks on July 9, 2010 at 9:14pm — 6 Comments
Box Office Predictions: July 2nd, 2010
Hey guys! Another Friday is upon us, and with it the prospect of new releases for box office consideration. This week, we have a pair of highly anticipated summer blockbusters battling each other for the top
slot. In one corner, we have the highly anticipated newest installment
of the Twilight franchise: Eclipse. With its prequel
taking the box office by storm last year, this most recent chapter in
the love triangle of wide-eyed human girl Bella Swan,…
Added by Edmund Poliks on July 2, 2010 at 10:28pm — 2 Comments
Box Office Predictions: June 24th, 2010
Hey guys, we’re near the end of the week again so let’s get on with the box office predictions for the week! Last week was a very easy one, with Pixar draining the other releases of all
their money (wink Jonah Hex wink), but this week we have a couple of comedies coming out (a buddy and an action comedy) so we’ll see how we do.
Knight and Day…
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Box Office Predictions: June 19th, 2010
Hey guys! Sorry for this being a day late, but I’ve been on a trip for the past two days and I haven’t had access to the internet. Luckily however, I’m still one day ahead of the announcements, so without further ado, I’ll provide my box office predictions for this weekend.
This time around, we got a comic book film going up against a Pixar giant, so although it won’t really be a hard choice which will triumph, let’s dissect them…
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Box Office Predictions: June 11th, 2010
Well guys, it’s that time of the week again, as we take a look at the films coming out this week and I’ll give my insight in to how much they’ll make this weekend. Admittedly, I only hit 1 out
of 4 last weekend, but I am much more familiar with these two films and
where they’re coming from, so let’s see if I’ll do any better this week!
The A-Team…
Added by Edmund Poliks on June 11, 2010 at 1:53pm — 10 Comments
Box Office Predictions: June 4th, 2010
Starting today, I have decided to do a weekly segment where I look at the movies being released each week and provide my predictions of how I think they will do, based on what I’ve seen of the trailers and
the ad campaigns.
This week, we have a wide array of genres: R-rated comedy, cgi-animal family movie, an action movie, and even in a sci-fi horror flick. So, here we go.
Get Him To The Greek…

Added by Edmund Poliks on June 4, 2010 at 11:03pm — 8 Comments
The Office: Has It Run Its Course?

The year was 2005, and a show entitled The Office premiered in late March, a comedy series that many criticized as a carbon copy of an earlier and highly successful show from the U.K. that sported
similar characters, similar story-lines, and even the same name. As
expected by some, the show premiered with mixed critical reception and
was even considered being pulled off the air, but the ratings were
enough to allow for a…
Added by Edmund Poliks on May 21, 2010 at 6:34pm — 3 Comments
G.I.Joe sequel WILL go into development
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Cobra Commander vs. Julia Childs -- Box Office Predictions for this Weekend
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Bill Murray talking about Ghostbusters Three
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Tropic Thunder Knocks the Dark Knight From Top Spot
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