El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron is a Japanese action game and when I say this game is Japanese this thing is as Japanese as it gets.  The game is so weird and messed up I didn’t know what was happening half of the time. The story is you play as this immortal human named Enoch and he is tasked with finding these seven angels and return them to heaven so the great flood doesn’t happen. Now I wish the story was that simple and easy to follow but it isn’t half the time I…

Let's face it, Superman is in a horrible place in today's society. He might be the original superhero and the classic example of what superheroes can be but like Captain America's deal in The Avengers, things have changed in the seventy or seventy-five years that have past us by as a…

This week we answer questions about franchise game narratives, popular characters we want to be, international pricing, dream games, Captain Sassy strikes again and more!



 

It's finally here! The very first Loading Bar Video Review! This is our first attempt and we're still experimenting with how we want these reviews to go. Let us…

This week we've put together three new reviews for you. We're finishing up the last of the Summer of Arcade from Xbox as well as taking on fabulous angels and exploring what we hope is outer space.

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As you have gathered, I'm rather particularly British. So as you can guess, Superbowl isn't much of a big deal over here, if any one actually cares about it over here, they have to stay up until 3 o'clock in the morning and watch it a day late. But, in all honesty, they do give for some cool ass TV Spots. So I've decided to hunt down the very best and the very worst and post them in this very blog, and give you my verdict.

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Did The Green Hornet sting its audience, or did it...well, not sting its audience, there isn't a whole lot you can do with that title.

The Green Hornet has been floating around for a while, I'm sure it was suppost to originally be coming out in the Summer last year, but due to some…

The first film where I can say it's an ordeal to sit through without it being offensive.

You know two things walking into this, 1) It's about a guy trapped against a rock for 127 Hours and 2) He has to do some seriously gory life (and limb) changing decision to escape. It's…

More like shouldn't of focking bothered!

There is a scene in this film...actually let me rephrase that, there are several scenes in this film, where you are forced to sit through a ton of actors dignity get ripped apart. The biggest example of this is the scene where you have to look…

Well, 2010 is drawing to a close, and while we look back on 2010 within movies, all you can really do is shrug your shoulders and say "Meh!". There was very little spectacular in 2010, but when stuff was good, it was damn good. And while I'm not one to brag, when I did this list last year, over half of my predictions…

Jeff Bridges is the eff-ing Dude, man!

As of writing of this, I think this will be the last film I review of 2010 (Unless the desperation and despair of boredom become overwhelming enough that I throw myself into Litter Fockers and/or Gulliver's Travels over the next two…

....Well of course I was going to end up seeing this!

I have a weird thing when coming out of watching a Harry Potter film, it's rather strange, but for some reason, I always come out of it as some giddy child who feels like he has just reached the pinnacle of enlightenment. I feel…

And the award for biggest disappointment this year goes too...



Honestly, last year, I was one of those guys who got caught up in all the hype that was The Hangover, and you were on of those guys to. It was almost impossible to dodge it, it was a snowball rolling down a snowy mountain, as more people loved, the bigger the love for it got. When it came to Blu-Ray…

Bruce Willis is 55, I don't think he can technically retire yet.

Red is another in the long line of zany framed team action movies, like The A-Team, The Losers and The Expendables. Except it's got old people in...no wait, Expendables did that. Well in this one, they have a crazy guy and…

Paranormal Activity 2, take the first one and throw a baby and a dog in there!

I wasn't much of a fan of the first one, it had horribly unlikeable characters, terrible acting and was rather over rated in the horror aspect. So why on earth did I got watch 2, well it looked scarier and…

Facebook: The only way to achieve long distance poking!

I'll admit it if you'll admit it, we all laughed when we heard about this, whether it was last year or last week when you first heard about this movie, you mind must of said "Serious-fucking-ly". But, things have flipped, no one is laughing now. And rightly so, this film is amazing.…

Money may not sleep, but this movie will test it's capability.

Wall Street 2 isn't what I would say is my sort of movie, but if a film is good, a film is good, and I will say that. But Wall Street 2, isn't a good movie, it is ironically a Wall Street crash of a movie.…

A foreshadowing of what to happen if the Green Lantern sucks!…

Shock, horror, I'm not doing a review!

I am going to pitch an idea to you, the idea of a day, a day called FORMAL FRIDAY!!!

Sounds stupid doesn't it, but who cares. I've decided to try and create a revolution, so on this Friday (1st October) I am going to try and get as many people in the world to take part in Formal Friday.…