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Will you stand strong in the face of overwhelming odds? Will you remain true to yourself as an entire city wages war against you and your ward? Do you even know who you truly are? This is Bioshock Infinite.
This game is one of the best games I have played in over five years. I’m starting the review off like this so you know I truly…Continue
pieces then rip their spines out and feast on their life essence? Boy howdy if you answered yes to either of these questions do I have a game for you. It’s time for Metal Gear Rising: REVENGEANCE. A good game with quite possibly one of the worst names I have ever heard. Silly Japanese.
Well you already know I like the…Continue
Hey everybody, it’s time to once again sync our rigs and grab any god damn tool that inexplicably also acts as a gun and smash some necro limbs off. Let’s go space walking in Dead Space 3.
Dead space is a franchise about space zombies. They aren’t zombies in a traditional sense but zombies none the less. You play as Isaac Clarke in his increasingly…Continue
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Are you ready to kill hordes of aliens without breaking a sweat? Are you ready to … never mind there are so few things actually HAPPENING in this game all I can talk about is killing aliens. This is Halo 4… or 3? …5 I don’t know they all blend together.
That all may sound overly negative but in reality I quite enjoy…
When the world goes black, when the most corrupt hold the most power, and when the hope of the many rest upon the shoulders of one. Darkness is your most powerful weapon, with blade and magic you will cut corruption from the world. When you’ve been cast out and dishonored, revenge solves everything.
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Walking out of my room, in which the cockroaches and the rats are at war for total supremacy, I can honestly say I wasn't expecting much from Seth MacFarlane's directorial debut, 'Ted.' I expected little more than what I saw in the trailers and anything I've seen in just about every Family Guy episode: Crass, vulgar humor that does tickle the funny bone every now and then, and is good to watch with the guys. Needless to say I held just as much breath for Ted as I did the notion that Fox…Continue
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Are you ready for hours of random dungeon crawling? Are you itching to look at weapon and armor stats every five seconds? Well you're in luck! Time to play us some Diablo 3.
This is going to be a fairly short review, so I will save you some time. Did you like the first two? If so, this is…Continue
Added by LempiElinika on May 29, 2012 at 12:04pm — No Comments
Review: Max Payne: 3 X-BOX 360
Grab your guns, ridiculous amount of painkillers, and that cloud you predominately display over your head. We are going deep into the seedy underbelly of Brazil for another adventure with everyone’s favorite psychotic, depressive vigilante—it’s Max Payne…Continue
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Hop in your dune buggy, load up your assault rifle, and make sure you grab plenty of wingsticks. We're going pedal to the metal with RAGE.
Rage is the story…Continue
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Do you have your Lancer ready? Are you quaking with anticipation over curb-stomping some Locust? Well then suit up, COG, it’s Gears of War 3.
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Dead Island is an open world, post Zombie outbreak, skull bashing vacation in the beautiful island resort known as Banoi. It starts off with a cut scene right when you start…
Welcome to Mars. The red planet, named after the god of war himself. Will it ever know peace? It's time to find out; this is Red Faction Armageddon for X-Box 360.
It's time to leave the open free surface of Mars and head back to the confining, claustrophobic, soul-crushing mines that this franchise was born in. This time…Continue
Added by LempiElinika on June 9, 2011 at 6:59pm — No Comments
Do you want to sling lightning like Zeus? Do you enjoy grinding around on powerlines while bewildered citizens look up in awe? Then charge up and make sure you're grounded. This is inFAMOUS 2 electric boogaloo (sorry couldn't resist). For the PS3.
Welcome to the beautifully lawless city of New Marais, where the women are almost as loose as…Continue
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X-Box 360 version.
MORTAL KOMBAT is a standard in video games. As long as they exist I can’t help but feel so will MORTAL KOMBAT in some form or another. They have been around for a while and done many things to help forward fighting games. Have they ever been…Continue
Dynasty Warriors 7… Where do I start.
First off I know a lot of people hate this series. I understand that, and on top of that I get why. No need to berate me or tell me why these games suck, I know. To me the Dynasty Warriors games are peanut butter and jelly, mac and cheese,…Continue
Let me start off saying this is my first blog post on here in the 2 or more years on this site. Sorry if it isn't up to snuff with others I'M NEW TO THIS DAMNIT! Now on to my review.
Normally I would leave this type of stuff to people who actually get paid to do it but I loved the first Dead Space so much that I had to go out and reserve a copy of the second one for the X-Box 360 ASAP. That being said I was worried there was a lot of hate, discontent and general spitting of…Continue
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