WHAT THE FUCK!?!? I mean really WHY? Granted the first was pretty ok. But as it went on they just got dumber.
This is also the ONLY thing keeping Mike Myers's career alive. The past few movies he has done were shit, so were these but they make money. And the name "Shrek Forev
20th Century Fox has released a new four minute featurette for the upcoming science-fiction epic 'Avatar' said to have a record budget and groundbreaking visual effects. The film is director James Cameron's follow up to the Oscar winner and box office monster 'Titanic' which was made over a decade ago. The featurette has new footage and features intervews from director Cameron, producer Jon Landau and the stars, Sigourney Weaver, Sam Worthington and Zoe Saldana. The film opens December.… Continue
Added by James on October 31, 2009 at 10:32pm —
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What would happen if you mixed W.O.W. with Fallout 3? Why, you'd get Borderlands, the dark horse this year of first person shooters! I didn't expect much of this game, just a Fallout ripoff, but damn, did it deliver.
On with the good of this game: The gameplay. It's nothing face-melting, but it's got solid shooting and a god damn huge amount of weapons, I think over 200,000. So far I've used maybe 300, and still collecting. Of course, you have a backpack like Fallout with which you carry everyt… Continue
Added by Charlie Dirkx on October 25, 2009 at 3:59pm —
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M'kay, my first copy of this was apparently saved as a draft. Yet I have no Idea how to retrieve it so i'll just write a new one.
Halo: ODST puts you in the place of a lonely soldier wandering the streets of New Mambasa after a Covenant ship hyper-warped into space causing him and his squad to crash in the abandoned city. That's a cool-ass concept, right? Moving on to the pros:
The game is a new take on the human-convenant war. It does a great job of making you feel like a vulnerable soldier,… Continue
Added by Charlie Dirkx on October 4, 2009 at 5:44pm —
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The fall TV season is always jam packed with new series and shows coming in for another season. With all the madness, a couple of shows are sure to get axed, but these are the three shows that I'll be supporting.
How I Met Your Mother (Season 5)
"How I Met Your Mother" is a series that I didn't catch until this sum… Continue
Depp will probably step into the shoes of Captain Jack Sparrow again, but this might be his last run.
Just recently, there have been numerous reports of Johnny Depp becoming less enthus… Continue
Added by Gabriel on September 25, 2009 at 2:00am —
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According to my sources, aka the Adult Swim website, the long awaited 4th season of The Venture Brothers is slated to air on October 18, 2009.
Adult Swim has also released a preview trailer shown here:
Oh man...thank you God and/or FSM. Continue
Eddie Murphy dead rumors are not about Eddie Murphy's career, at least not today. 'Eddie Murphy dead' is merely the latest celebrity death rumor to hit the Internet. Celebrity rag tabloids and pathetic excuses for journalists like to print rumors that aren't true, like the Eddie Murphy dead rumor. But Eddie Murphy dead stories are not true, as most everyone should expect.
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In Bruges Review
Rotten Tomatoes rating: 81%
My rating: Full Price!!
The Film4 studio almost always makes damn good movies, if you ignore hiccups like Dogma or downright burps like Borat. Four Weddings and a Funeral, Slumdog Millionaire, Trainspotting. The occasional few piles of shite do not detract from its standing. So let’s look at one of their many good films.
When hit men R… Continue
Added by DavidBray on August 12, 2009 at 6:44pm —
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Welcome to Video Game Equivalent, where I try to find you an equal to a movie, book, show, or comic in video game form.
Hello there, minions. Today I will be doing a VGE on the popular toy series, GI Joe which has since spawned a cartoon series and a live action movie.… Continue
Added by C.H. Gorog on August 7, 2009 at 4:00pm —
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Harry Potter: Did you know, sir? Then?
Albus Dumbledore: Did I know that I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No.
Well the 6th Installment of the HP series is out and to celebrate, I'm reviewing the 6 that have been released so far.
So:
1st - MATINEE!
2nd - FULL PRICE!!
3rd - Same
4th - Same
5th - Same
And the 6th:
STORY:
Too much wa… Continue
July 4th is this Saturday, fireworks and cookouts, what more could you ask for, well how bout some movies that show you what America is all about Ass kicking and in your face explosions and lets not forget PATRIOTISM. U S A! U S A! U S A!U S A! DON'T TREAD ON ME!!!!
Here are some of my 4th of July favorites
The Patriot
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Added by TerryFTW on June 30, 2009 at 1:19pm —
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A little late to be sure, but I figured there's no better time than now. E3 2009 unveiled A LOT of great games to us and quite a few great trailers. I myself am a huge fan of trailers for games and movies since I find it an art form unto itself. With the right trailer, you can either build up just the right hype to make people curious enough to want the product or completely cement the fact your product will be awesome. Some trailers don't always work (especially when they tell you too much abou… Continue
He launches another very poorly constructed review of McG's latest film, which I did like. I don't think it's great, it's definitely flawed, but it's good. Anyway, check this out on YouTube and read some of the ridiculous comments his supporters leave. This guy attracts some retarded fans.
First off, he is scarcely making a review here. He's just saying: "I was right, the movie sucks, here are the one sentence review summaries from Rotten Tomatoes, you all who liked it are id… Continue
This series was in serious jeopardy after the terrible T3 of 2003. The characters, mythology, and script were mistreated, there was no atmosphere and the film felt like a joke.
This film is the complete opposite of that. This is the first Terminator film that isn't just a rehash of the first. This is also the first Terminator film without Arnold Schwarzenegger's direct involvement. Gone are the cheesy one-liners and chase/escape plot. Instead, we are in the future. 2018. Post-judgment day. The… Continue
Added by Rize on May 22, 2009 at 9:00am —
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I just spent the day watching the first three movies and I really enjoyed myself. After seeing the trailer for Terminator Salvation, I realized that these people must have rewatched the first three movies before writing the script because the first three movies revealed a lot of stuff. In this post I will reveal it all.
First film described the T-600s
Everyone remembers the T-600s from the T4 trailer, but they were first mentioned about halfway through the first movie in great detail. E… Continue
I just found out that Robert DeNiro is producing a biopic about Missy Elliot. WTF makes her life so interesting that we gotta see it on the big screen. I rather see another State Property film instead a female rapper who's life is not as interesting…