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It's been ten years and the Men in Black are back. Coming along with them is a villain from the past, Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement), who was imprisoned on the moon by Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) in the 1960s. After learning how to travel through time, Boris goes back and murders K, leaving his partner Agent J (Will Smith) to jump back himself and try to stop Boris.
After the embarrassing money grab that was the…
Added by Sploich on May 25, 2012 at 1:35pm — No Comments
Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl) is down on her luck and down on cash, so she takes a job as a bounty hunter. Her first case it taking in an old bedmate, Police Officer Joe Morelli (Jason O'Mara). But in her search for Morelli, she finds herself getting wrapped too deeply into a very dangerous situation and she needs to find a way out.
I think what I find charming about this movie is how incredibly basic it is.…
Added by Sploich on May 23, 2012 at 11:09pm — No Comments
Arthur Kipps (Danielle Radcliffe) is a lawyer who has been sent to a small village to settle the estate of a woman whose family died tragically. While in their home, he begins seeing her ghost as well as the deaths of several local children. He realizes the he is the one who must put an end to this.
If Daniel Radcliffe wants to make a name for himself and get past the Harry Potter thing, he needs to pick better…
Added by Sploich on May 23, 2012 at 4:45pm — No Comments
Two movies from this year to check out tonight, and you can probably guess which one perked my interest more to see. Well, to be fair, I also rented War Horse today, but that film's far too long to see tonight (it's already midnight here) so that will wait until tomorrow. Still, there should be plenty here to discuss, so let's dig right…Continue
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A little late on this review, due to some family-related festivities over the weekend. But the extra long wait was well worth it, as the series continues to build upon the story and characters. And along the way, throw in some surprises as well. I have nothing to waffle on about this week, so I'll go right into the review.
Just as the title…Continue
Battleship is pretty much exactly what I was expecting. I could just see the writers shrugging when handed the premise and saying, "We got nothin'." It was a complete waste of two hours of my day sitting through this mess of boring CG propaganda.
The movie centers on Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch), a lieutenant in the U.S. Navy who encounters an alien invasion on what was to be his last day before they kicked him out of…
Added by Sploich on May 18, 2012 at 2:01pm — No Comments
Sacha Baron Cohen is back, this time as Admiral General Aladeen, ruler and dictator of the African Republic of Wadiya. After being threatened by the rest of the world to stop oppressing his people, Aladeen travels to the United States to speak to the United Nations. But he is forced into a life of American mediocrity when his right-hand man Tamir (Ben Kingsley) attempts to murder and replace him. Aladeen now has to rise…
Added by Sploich on May 16, 2012 at 3:03pm — No Comments
Twenty years after her mother murdered several members of the cloth during her own exorcism, Isabella Rossi (Fernanda Andrade) decides to bring a film crew (namely one camera man, Michael (Ionut Grama)) to Italy and see if she can perform another exorcism on her mother. She inducts the help of Fathers Rawlings (Simon Quarterman) and Keane (Evan Helmuth) who work outside the Catholic church's endorsement.
Added by Sploich on May 15, 2012 at 5:04pm — No Comments
Firstly - a disclaimer before I enter the review. Looking back at my stance on the previous episodes, especially last week's one, I see that I've been a little too harsh on the series so far. It is still developing characters and setting up their arcs, while expending upon the world. I may have been a bit too critical on some aspects, and…Continue
You know.... one of the hardest traits to earn as a good reviewer, is to enter a film with an open and clear mind. That can be easier said than done however, especially if you've already heard poor reviews and articles relating to it, you tend to block most of it out, but the key words never fully leave your mind. So was the case with…Continue
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In the late 1700s, wealthy businessman Barnabas Collins (Johnny Depp) is turned into a vampire and his family cursed by a witch (Eva Green) until Barnabas learns to love her. He is buried and then unearthed in 1972 and must adjust to life in the new century while rebuilding his family name.
I don't feel like I'm in a minority when I say that I've never seen the original Dark Shadows soap opera upon which this movie…
Added by Sploich on May 11, 2012 at 2:48pm — No Comments
When the Avengers truly assembled for the first time in San Diego two summers ago, Robert Downey, Jr. boldly stated that this film was "the most ambitious movie [he's] ever seen", even over the phenomenon that was Christopher Nolan's Inception. It has taken four years to develop the main…Continue
Added by Caleb Kahn on May 6, 2012 at 7:00pm — No Comments
First, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America: The First Avenger and now……..the moment who have been waiting for since 2008 (mostly the ending of the first Iron Man), out comes Marvel’s The Avengers finally arriving 4 years later and with all the hype surrounding it and one of the most anticipated summer…Continue
There is a stir of panic brewing inside a S.H.E.I.L.D. base as scientists scramble to figure out what is going on. The tesseract, piece of alien technology with seemingly limitless power, has begun to give off enormous amounts of energy. S.H.E.I.L.D. Director Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) gives the order for all personal to evacuate the facility as they fear an explosion is imminent. Director Fury stays below with the tesseract and a small group of scientists along with some soldiers.…Continue
Added by Lt. Commander Armstrong on May 4, 2012 at 1:01pm — No Comments