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THE MOVIE ADDICT REVIEWS Mother's Day (2010)
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Rating-F**K YOU!!!
Okay! Who's bright idea was it to turn a series with over 50 episodes that run at half an half hour each into a 90 minute film?! This film is directed by M.Night Shaymalan who most people remember from really good films such as The Sixth Sense, Signs, and the god-awful The Happening. His strengths are that he works really well with actors, he knows how to set up twist and surprises. In this film however, you hav none of those. Instead all you get is…
Added by Peter Anders on February 1, 2013 at 8:57pm — No Comments
Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!
2009 and 2010 were the worst summer movie seasons, like ever. For every good movie that was released during them (District 9, Toy Story 3, Inception, Iron Man 2) we had a ton of shitty movies that accompanied them. And G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra was one of the bad ones, yet not as bad as some of the others were. It is just flat-out stupid.
G.I Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is about... well, it's about a team of soldiers trying to stop…
Added by Peter Anders on January 27, 2013 at 3:00pm — No Comments
THE MOVIE ADDICT REVIEWS Vampires Suck (2010)
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THE MOVIE ADDICT REVIEWS Twilight - Eclipse (2010)
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The Tatami Galaxy - Anime Review
Mind Game is one of my all-time favourite animated movies…I love its weird storyline…creative animation and ultimate message about life…….mann I wonder if that same guy (Masaaki Yuasa) would ever do a series somewot like that…hmm….…

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Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) and his team of Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) (and yes, I hate the puns too) are mercenaries hired to stop General Garza (David Zayas), a leader corrupted by a rogue CIA operative named James Munroe (Eric Roberts). They have to fly to an island in the Gulf of Mexico and take out their army in order to get their money.
I don't know if…
Added by Sploich on August 19, 2012 at 6:30am — No Comments

After his wife (Liv Tyler) leaves him, Frank D'Arbo (Rainn Wilson) decides to become the Crimson Bolt and fight crime until he can get her back. He is joined by Libby (Ellen Page), a comic book store clerk who has always wanted to be a superhero herself. Together they set out to stop the villainous drug dealer Jacques (Kevin Bacon) and his evil ways.
I love seeing a superhero movie that's both fully original and…
Added by Sploich on May 22, 2012 at 4:14pm — No Comments

We all know the story of Alice in Wonderland, but this isn't that story. This is the story of what happened many years after that. When doing a sequel to such an established work, it would really work better if it kept the same tone and got its facts straight. And even if this movie was more faithful to the original stories, it's still far too boring to matter.
Alice (Mia Wasikowska) has stumbled back into Underland…
Added by Sploich on May 6, 2012 at 9:24pm — No Comments
Review: Super (2010)
Frank (Rainn Wilson) is a somewhat mentally unstable short order chef who works in a diner. The two happiest moments in his life was the day he married his wife Sarah (Liv Tyler) a recovering drug addict, and the day he told an officer which way a criminal had gone. Frank is aware that him and his wife are drifting apart but does not know what to do. Then one day a man named Jacques (Kevin Bacon) shows up at his door asking if he knows where Sarah is. Five days later Frank's wife leaves him,…
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Review: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)
Tucker (Alan Tudyk) and Dale (Tyler Labine) are two "hillbillys" who have just purchased a fixer up vacation home out in the woods. Unfortunately for them a group of college kids has also chosen the same woods for a getaway. When the college kids begin to accidentally commit suicide, and their friends think Tucker and Dale are responsible the whole area becomes a battleground as our two heroes must defend themselves from the insane college kids.…
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Movies: Best & Worst of 2010
Preface- There are still a lot of critically acclaimed movies I haven't had a chance to watch yet (like The King's Speech).
Best - Top 10
(In no particular order)
Megamind
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
How to Train Your Dragon
Toy Story 3
The Town
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
The Social Network
The Karate Kid
Let Me In
Tangled
Worst - Top 10
(In no…
Added by Alex Thompson on January 1, 2012 at 8:00pm — 1 Comment
A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)
Remakes are bound to happen nowadays. Whether you're a fan of them or not, you can't stop them from happening. I for one grew up to most of these original movies that are being remade and I've now accepted it. They're were quite a few remakes especially for horror movies that I already saw and…
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A Personal Farewell to a Personal Hero
Man, this is truly a sad day for me now that Carlyle is leaving Spill as a regular Spill Crew member permanently. For the four years that I've had to watch, read, and listen to the musings of this fine and articulate man, he's been at my side for arguably the four most arduous years of my life thus far. Even though Spill was founded in 2006, I never really got exposed to the site until 2007 when I was interested in seeing reviews on YouTube in its VERY early days and…
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Movie mania roundup - Hop, 13 Assassins - nkWhiteStar
*laughs* Yeah, this will probably be the only time ever, that these two films will be uttered in the same line. I was feeling rather random at the video store today, and went for something I remembered from a previous review by Cyrus , and a film that I felt it my duty to get covered. No major surprises to be found here, but let's dive in and see what's what.
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Movie-mania roundup - The Last Airbender, Sucker Punch, Super - nkWhiteStar
A fond greeting to you all once again. :) Today, I am begining a new titled blog entry, and this will from now on, accommodate reviews for films that I rent or see on tv that are best summarised. So even though the reviews will be short, there will be more films to talk about. Thos first entry is a poor one at first sight, but hang on... the third film is well worth hearing about. ;) So, ket us begin:
Sucker…
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