That's ok Dylan. But if you want to get people's attention, do it with dialogue not insults. Present your point, back it up with facts or well-thought out opinions and don't be afriad to concede a point to someone that does not agree but DOES have a valid arguement.
Intelligence and humor works here MUCH better. TRUST ME, you don't want to piss off Chiq Chompa.....
"Does anybody want to talk about the rear view mirror in the high tech body suit in Avatar?"
No need. Jet Fighter Pilots have been attaching rear view mirrors for years. It's actually proven to give you a better chance than relying on instruments alone. Especially since most have a "Blind spot" in their rear.