Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall

WOO HOO!! Ain't she pwetty?

It's always nice to be able to be with a woman that you don't need alcohol to make attractive.

Oh and my brother got married. That's my new sis in law :(

But fret not! I get a wonderful nephew and niece out of the deal, along with quite… Continue

It was a risky mission, but curiousity and immaturity won out over common sense and decency. To violate a mans home in the name of glory is something that only the most lowest of fiends would do. Disgraceful and evil human beings, the very existence of them a scar on humankind and its mindless ability to reproduce

SO LETS GET TO IT!

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This is a big surprise. Well, not really-I should have known it was getting close to christmas 6 months ago when they started advertising.

Damn you Santa. Damn you to hell. You are a glorified holiday hogger. You hogger of holidays you. You're like that pimp that owns the best block but wants to branch out and make the other little blocks into your own.

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I think I have officially found a home on the net. This place has been stable and without drama for a good 2 months now (knock on morning wood) so to actually spend time here isn't a bad thing. Cool, I'm blogging! It's like, eating a slice of apple pie for the first time-without feeling guilty afterwards heh :D

This shouldn't be too hard, just write about whatever and bam! You're a blogger. It's like being a pornstar. The

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I've been hung up with work and studying, and other things. You know it is bad when I am making a blog post about it (I hate these things, it is like a live journal or some crap) anyways I log on and check in on random things, so if I miss commenting on your blog posts or videos etc. I will probably be a late comer but will eventually get around to it.

Also sorry to all the people on my friends list (Predator, Cyrus, Diana,… Continue