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Broad of the Dead
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- Hometown:
- Cortland, OH
- About Me:
- Spill writer by day, face melter by night.
**If you (for whatever reason) can't get enough BOTD/horror or just want to see the random things that pop into my head, follow me on Twitter here!**
- All Time Favorite Movies:
- Anything made by: Michel Gondry, David Lynch, Terry Gilliam, Edgar Wright/Simon Pegg, George A. Romero, Marc Caro and/or Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Stanley Kubrick, Sam Raimi, Mel Brooks, David Cronenberg, Christopher Guest, David Fincher, Peter Jackson, Alfred Hitchcock and Dario Argento.
Some other favorites: The Lookout, King of California, The Wrestler, Special, There Will Be Blood, Wristcutters, Lars and the Real Girl, Away from Her, Scotland, PA, Mysterious Skin, Half Nelson, Winter Passing, Everything is Illuminated, The Royal Tenenbaums, Hard Candy, Metropolis, High Fidelity, Office Space, Harvey, Say Anything, Anchorman, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, American History X, Being John Malkovich, The Squid and the Whale, The Deer Hunter, Mean Creek, Dot the I, Donnie Darko, In Bruges, Leon: The Professional, Philadelphia, Ghostbusters I & II, Thumbsucker, Garden State, Children of Men, True Romance, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rock 'n Roll High School, I Love Your Work.
My specialty is of course horror, hence the nickname Broad of the Dead. If you want to know my favorite horror flicks, you're better off emailing me.
- All Time Worst Movies:
- Cloverfield (GET OVER IT), Snakes on a Plane, The Island of Dr. Moreau (with Val Kilmer), Calvaire, Gangs of the Dead, Redneck Zombies, Bubble, Wedding Crashers, Team America, Grease, House of the Dead.
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Daniel Day-Lewis, Vincent D'Onofrio, Bill Murray, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Campbell, Mickey Rourke, Christian Bale, Robert Downey Jr, Christopher Lee, John Cusack, Natalie Portman, Maura Tierney, Laura Linney, Tilda Swinton, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Zooey Deschanel.
- Favorite Directors:
- See "All Time Favorite Movies"
Tessa's Blog
Battle for the Blood: Werewolves vs. Vampires
Posted on November 10, 2009 at 4:27pm — 32 Comments
Movied: 'A Christmas Carol' and 'The Fourth Kind'
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 11:30am — 12 Comments
The Men of 'The Men Who Stare at Goats'
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 11:30am — 16 Comments
"Based on a True Story" Horror Films
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 1:15pm — 18 Comments
Bill Moseley
Posted on October 29, 2009 at 1:00pm — 12 Comments
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Here's a comic of mine that seemed to be liked when I made it a while back....
Virgin
Is Tessa Impressa'?
Zombies Easy to Kill? BRAINS!
Let me know what your BRAINS! think...Yeah..Zombies do care about BRAINS! more than just becuase they're delicious.
Did you check me out on the
C&V Podcast's Halloween special with Zombie Messiah as a Guest? Lucky Podcast #13.
What your BRAINS! think?
I hope you're having a better day today. Don't let any thing get you down. I'm sure you know the only people who criticize can't be creative. Thanks so much for sharing the online comic. Its a wonderful blend of Love and Rockets meets 8 Ball.
D.d.
Zombie Messiah and Tessa The Broad of the Dead Weren't Friends because we weren't
using
our
BRAINS!
That's one hell of a disturbing movie , I saw it on the Bravo (I think) list of 13 more horror movies , and I could barely watch the clips (even when they were blurr). At times 'm glad my knowledge of horror movies is mainly mainstream.
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