I'm the 6'2", 210+ lb (actually, I fluctuate between 205 and 215lbs...trying to STAY @ 225lbs!) product of a beautiful Ghanaian couple, and I'm just here looking for cool people to politick with. Somebody told me this website was what's really hot right now...hmmm...LOL
Everyone who knows me knows I'm one of the nicest guys on God's Green Earth, but get me in a recording studio on a microphone (preferably a crisp Neumann U-87 w/a pop filter) w/a hot beat behind me and I turn into a hip hop monster!
Yeah, I rhyme. Don't worry, Ladies---I'm FAR removed from being a starving artist! Music is just my hobby. I'm a Senior Web Programmer by day, Senior Level Battle Rapper by night. I might be a bit naive, but I'm assuming that it's still possible for a Hip Hop artist to be just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle bit educated and still rep hard for the streets, no?
I do a little bit of singing too, but it's mostly in the shower...LOL
Anyway, enuff about me--what about you? Send me a message...
My criteria are quite simple...they're listed below, but not necessarily in order of importance:
1. She has to be gorgeous. I'm a man, and men like to look @ pretty girls, no? You've gotta be in shape, too. I don't like really skinny girls (no real man should!). You might have "The Package"!!! Inversely, I'm not too fond of really fat girls either. There is, decidedly, a real difference between fat and thick. Heck, I go to the gym regularly, so I prefer that she does as well.
2. She has to be as intelligent as (preferably MORE intelligent than) me. If we can't ponder string theory, supermassive black hole structure dynamics, religion versus spirituality and/or existentialism together, then what's the point? I know I JUST said that these aren't listed in order of importance, but to me, this one is THE MOST important. I can't STAND a pretty face w/nothing behind it! That's just a waste of brolick.
3. She's gotta like sex, @ least a little bit. Sex isn't the entire frame of any great relationship, but it should DEFINITELY be in the picture...@ least a couple of pixels, knowhatimsayin? I'll even settle for once a month! Nuff said.
I don't think that's too much to ask for, is it?
I'd just like to add...
I'm down to travel...I'm down to meet whoever, wherever, whenever, then write a platinum award--winning song about it. LOL
All Time Favorite Movies:
The Matrix, Life Is Beautiful, Bladerunner, Transformers (BOTH the Michael Bay one and the animated one), Blood Diamond, Mississippi Burning, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Waking Life
Name anybody thats a part of Hip Hop culture that inspires you to do whatever. That person can be a rapper, producer, turntablist, graffiti tagger or a damn breakdancer.
Ask and ye shall receive...
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