Here's on for ya:

So, a guy decides he wants to go to Mexico for his vacation. Once there he decides that he'd like to go bungie jumping, so he finds an agency, that drives him to the tallest bridge around. They tie his feet with the elastic cord and he jumps...

As he springs back up toward the bridge the people he was with notice that his face was seriously bruised, and he didn't look well. He fell back toward the ground a second time, than sprang up again, due to the bungie cord. This time his face was covered in blood and he looked worse than before, so they grabbed him and pulled him onto the bridge.

They knew there wasn't enough bungie cord to actually reach the ground, so they asked him, "what happened?"
Dizzy and confused the American replied "WHAT THE HELLZA PINATA?"

LOL