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Hometown:
Minneapolis
About Me:
What can I say. I'm a bass playing, comic reading, movie whoring simpleton. I spend most of my free time either ferrying me and my drunken cohorts from place to place, working on my games, playing someone else game, or spending some me time with my dvd collection.
All Time Favorite Movies:
Zardoz*
Quick Change
Metropolis
Battle Royale
The Green Butchers
Troll 2
Evil Dead Series
Ichi the Killer
Nightwatch and Daywatch
Stacy**
Highlander
Tampopo
The Rock
Blade Runner
Spriggan
Ghost in the Shell
Clerks
The Producers(Zero Mostel version)
Blazing Saddles
Suicide Club
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
40 Year Old Virgin
There Will Be Blood
X-Men and X-2
Spider-man 1 and 2
Iron Man
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
And Now For Something Different
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Where the Buffalo Roam
Batman
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Justice League: The New Frontier
Raising Arizona
* With a film that starts out with Sean Connery taking murder requests from a giant floating head how can this film not be awesome.
**An all time great simply for the fact there is a one-handed chainsaw named "The Bruce Cambell 5000".

This list is subject to change/add based on what mood strikes me, and how lazy I'm not at the moment.
All Time Worst Movies:
Smiley Face
Troll 2
X-Men: The Last Stand
Stacy*
Battlefield Earth
Druids**
*A favorite of mine but it can't be overlooked that this is a badly put together movie
**Why Christopher Lambert, why?

I usually like to keep these types of movies out of mind, but be sure I will add more as I recall these travesties of the moving picture.
Favorite Actors or Actresses:
I'll add a nice large list when I get the time, but until then.

In Norton we trust.
Favorite Directors:
Will add as the laws of time and space permit me to.

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At 1:04am on December 26, 2008, C.H. Gorog said…
Merry Christmas, mr. tankard!

At 3:03pm on October 7, 2008, RENEGADE™ said…
AH! another person from out of town.
See ya there at the party.
At 8:55pm on August 30, 2008, Jason said…
Hell, that sounds like a really good time. You probably need some sort of counseling now.
At 3:12pm on August 20, 2008, Meksicano said…
Thanks, I thought making it a GIF would give me a fighting chance against Stephan, the obvious winner, lol
At 2:41am on August 18, 2008, Zero said…
Thanks man I'm a professional artist :)
At 7:08pm on August 17, 2008, Stephan said…
Thanks, glad you like it so far. :D
At 5:33pm on August 15, 2008, Jason said…
Long live the new flesh! (Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

If you're looking for stuff along those same lines, the Brood is one of my faves, along with Scanners. 'Body horror' is always nasty fun - Jacob's Ladder, From Beyond, The Thing, and Altered States. Nothing too rare, there. Let me know what you end up watching.
At 11:49pm on August 14, 2008, Dexter said…
Thanks
At 12:48pm on August 13, 2008, Ismael890 said…
thnx for the welcome haha ==)
At 2:26pm on August 10, 2008, Lewis Morris Iz Tha Illest. said…
Thanks for the welcome...
 
 

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