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UK, Birmingham, England

About Me:

I'm alive, still. I work with PC's mostly fixing them. Easy work. Also I edit Film for small projects. Don't get paid enough for that.
Love Film and photography. Not an artist at all. Well not anymore.
Thats all I can be bothered saying about myself. The best bits were edited out.

All Time Favorite Movies:

Fallen angels
kikis delivery service
millenium actress
fight club
cube
duel
hulk
sideways
schizopolis
solaris ( Steven Soderbergh version)
a nightmare on elm street (original)
unforgiven
once upon a time in the west
Black god white devil
my nieghbours the yamadas
pom poko
only yesterday
whisper of the heart
police story 1 - 2
trainspotting
redbelt
oleanna
Kikujiro
brother
violent cop
hana bi
takeshis's
short circuit 1 - 2
the never ending story
the explorers
critters
the monster squad
cocoon
cobra
midnight run
ringu
joint security agency
oldboy
a bittersweet life
save the green planet
pie
tokyo godfathers
blade runner (directors cut)
rocky 1 - 2
memento
following
gladiator
dogville
ferris buellers day off
rush hour 2
dark city
the green mile
shawsank redemption
lemon popsicle
jurassic park: the lost world
the iron man
can't buy me love
die hard with a vengence
pulp fiction
speed
the crow
kung fu hustle
inside im dancing
batman begins
batman returns
south park the movie
strange days
ong bak
ghostbusters
grave of the fireflies
the girl who leapt through time
bad guy
audition
dead or alive (Miike Takashi version)
gozu
memories of murder
bullet in the head
terminator 2
true lies
total recal
predator
Rambo
matchstick men
lord of war
the weatherman
children of men
robocop
the bodygaurd 1 & 2
born to fight

All Time Worst Movies:

revolver
anything done by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
House of the dead,
hostle
seed.
dragonball evolution
my little eye
street fighter: the legend of chun li
open water
speed 2
mortal kombat annihalation
TMNT 3
chain reaction
the saint
the sweetest thing
fantastic 4 (1 & 2)
Never ending story 3
Domino
Atonement
star treck inserrection
kill bill volume 2
death proof
batman & robin
jaws the revenge
tank girl
Somersault
Eric Roberts the actor

Favorite Actors or Actresses:

Gary Oldman, The rest I don't need to mention because this guy alone can play any chracter he wants to, to perfection.

Favorite Directors:

wong-kar-wai. The rest are the obvious ones.

By Jaaga welcome to my page.

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Top 10 Nightmare On Elm Street Deaths

!!!WARNING GRAPHIC ADULT CONTENT!!!

As the Nightmare On Elm Street remake is coming up I thought I would post some of my best death scenes from the films.

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This is from Nightmare On Elm Street 4. I just like the take on the jaws fine.

9)

Nightmare On Elm Street 2 my least favourite of the franchise. This is a scene of Freddy coming out of Jesse.… Continue

Posted on July 16, 2009 at 5:00pm — 2 Comments

Worst Living Director UWE BOLL?

Uwe Boll.

The man, the myth, the unnatural disaster.
This unbelieveable man has given us the most diabolicle crap known to man.This guy makes bad movies.and still gets funding. The guy must have sold his soul to the devil or has a lot of virgins waiting to be sacrificed for his next movie.

More incredible is the fact that he can intice stars with crazy act in my movie magic powder. How on earth can he get Lance Henriksen, Christian Slater, Stephen Dorff, Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, Ron Per… Continue

Posted on June 15, 2009 at 10:30am — 2 Comments

Who is the WORST ACTOR EVER?

There have been many bad actors that we've seen on screen. At home or in the cinema, some have made a household name for themselves like Keanu Keeves for his selfless act at being wooden as fuck.

For me its Eric Roberts. the guy is consistantly bad. The coca cola kid said it all.

This guy is close, but hasn't done anything since besides maybe shave.… Continue

Posted on June 9, 2009 at 3:00pm — 6 Comments

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At 6:55pm on August 12, 2009, Podbaydoor / Mother of Invention said…: Oh, I would love to see that version.
And I change my avatar every couple of months.
I'm a girl, I like something new.

At 1:20pm on August 10, 2009, Podbaydoor / Mother of Invention said…: I saw GI Joe too, after watching Red Cliff. I didn't think it was too bad, but it wasn't great. Red Cliff, on the other hand, amazing. The costumes, the scenery, the fight scenes, the actors, the Chinese traditions, aaaargggh

At 9:17pm on August 9, 2009, MetalVirgin™ said…: Everything from Comic Con always gets leaked eventually...just give it time...it'll find its way out there.

I agree....it's a low matinee. It's very fun to watch with friends...especially friends who like to talk to the screen. I had a lot of fun.

At 6:21pm on August 5, 2009, Steven Linn said…: Hey so I joined this website and tried texting but the number didnt work. Send me it again :-)

At 11:17pm on July 17, 2009, MetalVirgin™ said…: I haven't heard the new LEOG yet...so I can't tell you to not listen...but I gotta say...they do tend to spoil things.

I'm a fan of both Freddy and Jason...as long as they're not together. I'll try to check out your blog.

At 7:15pm on July 17, 2009, Podbaydoor / Mother of Invention said…: Yes, it is very spoilerish, hey, Leon was there. :-) But they do talk a lot about all the books, the movies, and plots. So if you still want to read the book, and like them to be a surprise, don't listen to it. It's funny though!

At 9:27am on July 11, 2009, Manny S. said…: Monster squad is great. I just saw it recently on DVD and it was still enjoyable. I didn't make me groan like the other stuff I liked when I was a kid.

At 11:08pm on July 10, 2009, Podbaydoor / Mother of Invention said…: October 17th, baby! Please join the group

At 11:40am on June 25, 2009, Guitaro Man said…: When you say Jaga, are you referring to the band Jaga Jazzist? I dunno lol. And, no, I didn't see Transformers 2 (THANK GOD!), I'll probably watch on HBO in a year or so.
Here's my plan for your request:
Cyrus as Jet
Leon as Spike
Carlyle as Faye (only cuz they have similar hair =D)
Korey as Ed (I might just draw him on a computer with goggles)
and, of course, Co-Host as Ein since he and Korey are best buds like Ed and Ein. So how does that sounds? Feel free to throw out any ideas =)

At 8:45pm on June 24, 2009, MetalVirgin™ said…: I think that is up to you. I can't tell you if you should or shouldn't get the tattoo. I think as long as you like it you should get it. I know plenty of people who hate my tattoo that I already have...but I love it. I need to get it touched up...but I love it.