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This Discussion,is for all you younglings out there.... Here i will post the most crazy insane You Tube vid's i can find! If it's not Bad-Ass,you wont see it here. I loved these games., So watch what you say! Hahaaa... ...
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C.O.L Ohio
About Me:
The one that sezz BAD MUTHA FUCKA ON IT!
All Time Favorite Movies:
the thing/the natural/aliens/fight club/anything quentin/bram stokers dracula\ann rice/L fish movies/you get the point/oh i spazd for a mo stanly kubrick!.and spike lee joints/also huge anime fan/and also i do like evil dead 2 over 1 and army is the truth bruce 4ever! oh and all things zombie/cool hand luke/and the prequels of star wars/ make me dout my childhood./BEING THERE
All Time Worst Movies:
i dont watch crappy shit.but u ask so i gotta agree witya the 2 out of 900 scary movie writers crap that they do!
Favorite Actors or Actresses:
im on vodka right now so mind my spelling/L fish/anthony hopkins/jack nickolsin\dinero\tim roth\charlese therone/don chedle BRUCE CAMPBELL/SamJack/Bruce Willis/Sam roc/Gary Oldman
Favorite Directors:
quentin/kubrick/scorsese/spike/clint/ ROMERO/sam raimi..........
{I like good shit}! I can add more..but you get the point.

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At 12:13am on November 21, 2009, Cranky Old Dude said…
Hey! Jimmie was great. he is buried near me. His family still make the news fighting over his affairs. No question he was great and it is a shame his flame burned out so early. But Clapton's over all body of work combined with the fact he avoided offing himself with drugs (read his autobiography) makes all the difference.

By the way, just how the hell to I post a you tube video? I have a great one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB6SsB4DgM
At 11:40pm on November 20, 2009, Cranky Old Dude said…
Del Tron 3030. Surprisingly, yes I did like it. I don't "do" a lot of rap, but some I find interesting F bombs in music and violence towards women don't work for me, but social commentary does. And this bit had both a strong musical score backing it (more than just a strong back beat and scratchy noise). His commentary on technology and the future I found interesting and frankly, I could understand the lyrics which truthfull I can't always say that about my favorite music over the years. Thanks! (However Clapton is GOD of the guitar and U2 rules)
At 10:57pm on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
DAMN IT!!!. That 2nd act was 3rd bass man.. lol Sorry had to fix that there.
At 10:56pm on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
Listen Jack. To clear something else up. If U thouight that I was maube offened by what U said talking like a white guy. I soooooo wasn't I actually found that shit funny. Cause you're such a fuckin chameleon U could pull it off man.. LOL

Us white guys can't say the same though. I mean unless it's fron the heart. (Eminem. Snow. 3rd . Cage) we look goofy as hell... Making us perfect cannon fodder.
At 10:50pm on November 20, 2009, Cranky Old Dude said…
Thanks for the Clip. 2001 is always a great place to mine for parody.
At 10:38pm on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
Oh really Jack... lol. Well I tell U what, When I go back up to me room and get to my hard drive I'm gonna hook it up and show U pics of my very own back garden in the snow.

It's all about the math Jack.. lol Up north in Scotland/U best believe we get the Snow man. And that;s me "imforming" you. =D
At 7:30pm on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
What? LOL. U think I'm talking my place for more than it's worth.. LOL. Well could be. I mean me personally. I've never been mugged or been in a fight. Seen some go down. But never been in any of that bs.

Look, I'm sorry in the winter I got U beat in the weather. LOL. Trust me on that,. Have U noiticed all my mood swings as of late (being an that, then fine) the weather system here will realldy doo U in. lol
At 6:21pm on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
HA. Will let me get back on my feet first before we put that plans like that into effect. There's a ton of Spill shit I want to do,if funds and health will premit.

Think U could hack it here? lol It's not the "snowman" langauge here. It's the snow i.e the weather. Unless U visit in the summer. then that joke is fucking worthless. LOL

Love to seewhat U US folk would make of this place btw. lol
At 5:26pm on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
lol. Ok let me break it down. That first part was posh English. A language I dabble in.. lol

2nd one was all me. U ever come to Glasgow, U would hear that all over only with more swearing. lol. He lead a charrmed life and need no roids to sound "pure dead gallas" lol
At 3:39pm on November 20, 2009, Cyrus said…
Hadn't actually played Uncharted 2 so I didn't know about all that, but it does seem kind of obvious from the comparisons they draw.
At 2:50pm on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
Why Jack old boy. Whatever do U mean about the UK vancular being a challenge? For if it's obtuse I can change round for thee. LOL Sorry. Just head fuckin. Here check out my actual native tounge

Uh, Jack pal. U dinae like ma patter there mate? Gee me a bell and I'' change roon and that, k pal? Dinae want U thinking i'm a heid the baw. lol
At 1:42pm on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
No probs man. JB is who U are when it comes to Spill, so it's alll good. But just to ask. Did U mean U were gonna redo the page or something? How is that comic coming along?

Not a SP fan eh? LOL. Also who is Ricky Bobby? UK dweller here remember. LOL
At 12:51pm on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
Cool Jack. Cool We all get like that. Just glad Jack is back.. lol.

And again. There is nout wrong with U and how U do UR thing on the site. M-kay? lol
At 8:43am on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
No, not at all. lol. But it was a cool ass nod to one of the coolest, funniest and indeed overlooked characters in the action genre. In a movie sense it tied it all together as to all the cool flicks and the kind of culture UR into.

But hey, just my view. UR name is UR name and I'd cool with it. I just want to know if U don't plan to change U are as a Spill memmber (Spill lingo and all) why even change the name?
At 6:38am on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
(Jack) What have U done?
At 3:36am on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
Yeah join the cue of non sleepers. lol.

Ok, on the real thing I'll say this. Now granted I don't know a lot about U outside of Spill and yer personal life. But I know that how U talk is the EXCAT same way as U do here. It's just U man cause that's all U know how to be. This site has a lot of what I call "character members". Those who make up persona's usually tied into a movie they like and run with it. hyping it up and shit.

UR Jack Burton in name only. The talk. Lingo. The way U interact with fellow members. That's all U. It's all real. There's not one disingenuous bone in yer body. Or "faked" out persona.

So If you're worried about folks thinking your not real or just putting that on as a show, then stop now. K?

Are U actually writting a comic book story? Cool. I'm all over the place with my creative outflow. Don't know if I'm coming or going sometimes. lol.
At 2:03am on November 20, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
Who the fuck is talking bs about U now? Are U still bugging over Smooth McCock?

I mean we all have our own "language" that we talk due how we are raised. I got my own Scottish kind and U have yours. But fuck anyone who can't understand and then through their own lack of understanding take out on you. There not fucking worth the worry.

Mon JB snap put of it. UR above the haters of this site. Wise to how these saddos work ya know?
At 11:01pm on November 19, 2009, Benjamin David said…
Right, right................Wait, what?
At 3:09pm on November 19, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
OH THANK GOD!! We get to see her in the tub and Trinity off's her (hopefully) lol.

Well I''m glad this ep is looking good. Was worried there for a sec.. lol
At 2:44pm on November 19, 2009, Guy Behind The Guy (Age 86) said…
Uh, no.. I have to watch it via a web sitr like some peasent cause over in the shitty UK we won't see Dexter unti Jan/Feb time.... Bastards.. lol. Nah it cut it out before I could see the preview. It always fucking does... Grrrrr. lol.
 
 

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