Im Gonna Make A Pencil Dissappear

Before I begin my review I would like to note that this review is COMPLETLY spoiler free.You would ticked off if I revealed the ending.

Anyway,the story to this film is simple.Back in the ole days{like 1345 a.d}there was a group called the Illuminati.This group was dedicated to science and proving evoulution.Well the Church didnt like that.So they started killing members of the group.Many fled and met in secret somewhere.The path to this church was called The Path of Illuminati.Fast foward to p… Continue

Okay,let me get started by saying this film could have been something.Sure it basically has the same story as the 1st one.A bunch of stuff in a museum come to life and they must stop an egyptian dude.But it feels like the filmakers tried TOO much to beat the 1st one by literally putting in the same jokes from the first one into this one.For example{no spoilers}in the first one Dexter the monkey slaps Larry.But in this one there are 2 monkeys slapping Larry.Also the opening titels are exactly the… Continue

"Action at every turn"
This film starts out in the year 2003.A man name Marcus Wright is 1 hour away from death row after murdering 2 cops and his brother.A girl played by Helena Boham Carter comes to visit him pleading him to sign papers so he could help him to"change the future".Well Marcus is put to death.Flash foward to the 2018.Judgment Day has come and gone and those left behind are faced with another danger.A group called SkyNet thought humans were basically wasnt worth a piece of dog poo… Continue

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Ben Stiller beat Christian Bale in the North American weekend box office duel between their respective "Night at the Museum" and "Terminator" sequels, according to studio estimates issued on Sunday.

The 20th Century Fox comedy "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" sold $53.5 million worth of tickets during the three days beginning Friday, far exceeding the $30.4 million debut of its 2006 predecessor.

"Terminator Salvation" earned $43.0 million. The film fell… Continue

I came across this advertisement for the upcoming Disney film.A Christmas Carol.Well,Disney has officially kicked off the promotions for the film that opens sometime in November I think by sending off a train with carols,snow and all the wonderful things we enjoy at Christmas tme.Well,you might be thinking that sounds cool but I saw the dates and this train tour begins on May 22.So apparently Disney is kicking off the Christmas Season either REALLY late or REALLY early.Think Im jpoking look at t… Continue