"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try."

Wow, it has been awhile since I've been on here. Nonetheless, last weekend I went to see Land of the Lost on Friday with some friends followed by Up on Saturday with my family.

Land of the Lost is about the lowest I can perceive Will Ferrel getting. I chuckled perhaps twice during the movie, but for the most part was cringing at how they kept trying to set up jokes that turned out only to be childish punch lines about poop, pee or bug juice. Will Ferrel is the now cliche stupid man child, while… Continue

For all of the fellow Battlestar Galactica fans out there, if you haven't heard already, on August 7th the makers of the show announced that another 2-hour prequel movie, similar in concept to last fall's Battlestar Galactica: Razor will be released after the series finale sometime next year.

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I can imagine the writer's meeting for this one: "Let's take aspects of a bunch of really good adventure movies like Indiana Jones and The Lord of the Rings and make another [completely pointless] Mummy film!" Not that the other two films didn't rip off classic adventure movies; they just did in a much more cinematic and original way.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is yet another stop-the-apocalypse adventure flick starring Brendan Fraser (who is pretty much the only connection to the pr… Continue

Let us all hope and pray that the upcoming Disaster Movie doesn't reach the top of the box office like its oh-so-crappy predecessors have. I walked out of Epic Movie (twice, long story) and watched the first five minutes of Spartan Movie, also known as Meet the Spartans, online. Those movies are sh*t. Steaming, sticky pieces of sh*t. They aren't even movies, despite having the word in their title. They are montages of pop culture references without any humor whatsoever.

Fortunately, I have seen… Continue