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If you told me a decade ago that Ben Affleck would become of one of my favorite directors, I'd probably die from the aneurysm caused by an epileptic seizure of laughter.
HOT DAMN. Those were the first two words that came out of my mouth last night from watching Argo. This is going to be one of those films where I couldn't find anything wrong with it, and I'm going to spend the next few paragraphs explaining why you should you drop what you're…Continue
Posted on October 14, 2012 at 4:24pm
Hey little girl, where did you get that paint? How did you make the Sinisterly face? Why are you looking at me with pure evil in your heart?
It’s been a good long while since a horror film really got to me. Don’t get me wrong, The Cabin in the Woods was and still is an awesome movie, but it never really scared me (but it did make me laugh).…Continue
Posted on October 10, 2012 at 9:00pm
For Father’s Day, let’s do something different
One of my earliest memories about movies was hearing my dad talk about Back to the Future while we played Monopoly with my mom. I think I was 4 or 5 at the time, and he talked about these time traveling adventures. As a four-year-old that was all I wanted to know about a movie so I asked my dad if I could see it. The following weekend, he bought the Back to the Future Trilogy on VHS and gave them to me. We…Continue
Posted on June 17, 2012 at 1:26pm
If we get an “invitation” from aliens, let’s treat it exactly like a Facebook invite from someone you barely know and ignore that shit…and remember to defriend them.
It’s been a good long while since Ridley Scott has made me excited in my pants. The man has made a fantastic name for himself in the past decade as the director for gritty or historical dramas, and oddly working with …
Posted on June 11, 2012 at 9:30pm — 1 Comment