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The following is a collection of unbelievably stupid questions asked from parents going to Alvin & the Chipmunks 2. They were too numerous to just isolate into one long blog. Seriously.

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“Is that middle bag the large?”

…Yes, the middle bag, which is in between the small bag and the large tub, is a large…

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“Would you like to add a candy to your order for $1?”
“Is it free?”

‘Nuff said.

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“Is that popcorn fresh?”

This was shortly asked after a… Continue

If you thought This Is It wasn't enough for you as far as Michael Jackson feature films go, and if you've watched your VHS copy of Moonwalker to the point where you see it as an art film rather than a collection of music video, then plan your trip to Disneyland now.… Continue

For a while now, one my most popular posts was a rant expressing my shock and curiosity of “The Princess and the Frog” in 3D. And as you know by now, there isn’t one playing. Within the theatre, I have two managers that are on both sides of the spectrum. One doesn’t believe there is a print in 3D and the other expressing sadness that Disney yanked the project a month ago.

I’ve been saving this news for about a… Continue