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"You either die a Pimp, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Hoe."

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It be I, Predator.
Galactic bad-ass extraordinaire.
I like big butts, and I cannot--WILL NOT lie.

Ever.

I be birthed from another world, sent here to slaughter by my Father due to immense procrastination.

I starred in Predator and Predator 2 back in the day, get that straight you filth-bags.

You all seem to think that anything that has the word Predator on it immediately means I had something to do with it.

You're like raw porn without the nudity, it just doesn't make any freakin' sense!

Bastards.

As for the Pred-Banner, don't credit me, credit the almighty and powerful Daniel LuVisi whom also goes by the name Adonihs over at Deviantart.com

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Back as a teen, I wasn't much of a hunter. Eating mountains of Kuwazanza (··¤(`×[¤) berries, reading the latest edition of The Crapulant Cosmos (|<(v)¦‡»¬¯¨_O.o° : #34) and jerking off at the closest MRirian Joint (-·=»‡«=·-) life was swell.

Now, as for my father, the gauntlet wearing-lockjaw masked ¬‡¨¦, he looked upon me with dissappointment and embarressment as his co-hunters gave him crap that his own blood was a "Mandibles Yawn". Anywho, I think it was a Saturday, I was watching Wheel of MisFortune...or was it Funniest Home Slaughters? Not too sure, but my father stepped in, wearing a shirt with flowers (which, when coming to Earth, I realised it was a Hawaiian Shirt, some kinda Russian garment. HEIL!).

He tells me that we're about to go on a family trip. Next thing you know, my mom drags me by the swig of my dreads and into our crappy ·!¦[·½Æ (... space ship). As usual, it was craptacular until I yelped, "Gotta pee". Here's the part which has traumatized me from using a toilet of any sort for my entire life:

One of the escape pods had been setup as a shitter. Kudos to my father for being such an artist (sarcasm). Halfway through squeezing out a log the size of...well, a log, I felt the ship come to a halt. Once I flushed, the doors infront of me locked, the boosters bursted, and away I went with toilet water all over me.

That's pretty much how I arrived on Earth (which coinsidently was in my issue of The Crapulant Cosmos) I caught on from the get-go that I was sent here to hunt.

"But why here?!" moaned I with a foot in the soil.

It's been a while.

*whiskey snort*
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Batman Versus The Terminator Teaser

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Pred-Doodles #3

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Pred-Doodles #2

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At 7:07am on November 20, 2009, Chig Champa said…
Ahhh, you've found my two absolute favorite songs from the soundtrack.

I was going to post both of those in the room, but it seemed like the conversation had moved on from the soundtrack to the storyline.
At 11:14pm on November 19, 2009, Ms. B™ said…
Gahahahahahaha, Preddy made a funny.
At 10:28pm on November 19, 2009, Conejita said…
Say your prayers, Preddy one. Don't forget, my son, to include everyone.
I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin 'til the Chig Man comes! :'(
At 5:06am on November 19, 2009, Ms. B™ said…

At 11:46pm on November 18, 2009, Conejita said…
*thrump*
At 5:56pm on November 17, 2009, Conejita said…
All this butter and no pig?
At 5:31pm on November 17, 2009, Conejita said…
I can haz?
At 4:29pm on November 17, 2009, Chig Champa said…


Ah, the blacks... when will they learn?

Anyways, I haven't posted any comments on it, because I'm sure they'd be lost amongst all the other drooling praise, but I wanted to make it clear; that video you made is cooler than all Hell.

I thought I was told, maybe by you, or Ebony Jones, that the Batman vs. Terminator was going to be a comic, part of your college work, or something.
So does that mean there's more comic material, or have you decided to go with the shorter animated feature instead?
At 2:10pm on November 17, 2009, Chig Champa said…
Where da gold at? I want da gold!
At 1:10am on November 17, 2009, Conejita said…
Bah... you're no fun. *runs away crying*
 
 

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