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"You either die a Pimp, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Hoe."

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It be I, Predator.
Galactic bad-ass extraordinaire.
I like big butts, and I cannot--WILL NOT lie.

Ever.

I be birthed from another world, sent here to slaughter by my Father due to immense procrastination.

I starred in Predator and Predator 2 back in the day, get that straight you filth-bags.

You all seem to think that anything that has the word Predator on it immediately means I had something to do with it.

You're like raw porn without the nudity, it just doesn't make any freakin' sense!

Bastards.

As for the Pred-Banner, don't credit me, credit the almighty and powerful Daniel LuVisi whom also goes by the name Adonihs over at Deviantart.com

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Back as a teen, I wasn't much of a hunter. Eating mountains of Kuwazanza (··¤(`×[¤) berries, reading the latest edition of The Crapulant Cosmos (|<(v)¦‡»¬¯¨_O.o° : #34) and jerking off at the closest MRirian Joint (-·=»‡«=·-) life was swell.

Now, as for my father, the gauntlet wearing-lockjaw masked ¬‡¨¦, he looked upon me with dissappointment and embarressment as his co-hunters gave him crap that his own blood was a "Mandibles Yawn". Anywho, I think it was a Saturday, I was watching Wheel of MisFortune...or was it Funniest Home Slaughters? Not too sure, but my father stepped in, wearing a shirt with flowers (which, when coming to Earth, I realised it was a Hawaiian Shirt, some kinda Russian garment. HEIL!).

He tells me that we're about to go on a family trip. Next thing you know, my mom drags me by the swig of my dreads and into our crappy ·!¦[·½Æ (... space ship). As usual, it was craptacular until I yelped, "Gotta pee". Here's the part which has traumatized me from using a toilet of any sort for my entire life:

One of the escape pods had been setup as a shitter. Kudos to my father for being such an artist (sarcasm). Halfway through squeezing out a log the size of...well, a log, I felt the ship come to a halt. Once I flushed, the doors infront of me locked, the boosters bursted, and away I went with toilet water all over me.

That's pretty much how I arrived on Earth (which coinsidently was in my issue of The Crapulant Cosmos) I caught on from the get-go that I was sent here to hunt.

"But why here?!" moaned I with a foot in the soil.

It's been a while.

*whiskey snort*
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At 3:05pm on November 24, 2009, Gerald Harvey Peckinpah said…
Just a quick couple bits of new business. First of all, thanks for letting Cyrus know about that most horrendous individual. (Who shall remain nameless.)

And secondly, it was certainly not my intention to make you involuntarily induce your precious pain-water the other night. I understand it's considered a priceless delicacy
in certain parts of the galaxy. If there's anyway I could make it up to you,
(Short of skull extraction.) I'd be more than happy to do so.
At 10:09pm on November 22, 2009, Conejita said…
Lol! I warned you. Should I punish myself or wait for you to get home?
At 7:12pm on November 22, 2009, Conejita said…
Around the 52 minute mark....
http://my.spill.com/group/foreignexchangepodcast/forum/topics/episode-5

Nick might be hunting you down. O_O
At 1:34pm on November 22, 2009, the chrEEp said…
Thanks a lot dude! and yeah, I love that movie and that game, I knew I wasn't the only one out there to be Awesome like you!!! haha!!
Thanks for listening to the show, we try to be interesting...make sure you tune in next week!! we'll have our site up soon hopefully! anything you want us to talk about? shoot it! and well make sure to mention it haha!!!!

-the chrEEp-
At 2:29am on November 22, 2009, Chaken said…
hey predy!! my friend and i just put up the latest episode for our podcast showTHE MADNESS HOUR!!!. check it out, tell me what you think.
At 7:07am on November 20, 2009, Chig Champa said…
Ahhh, you've found my two absolute favorite songs from the soundtrack.

I was going to post both of those in the room, but it seemed like the conversation had moved on from the soundtrack to the storyline.
At 11:14pm on November 19, 2009, Ms. B™ said…
Gahahahahahaha, Preddy made a funny.
At 10:28pm on November 19, 2009, Conejita said…
Say your prayers, Preddy one. Don't forget, my son, to include everyone.
I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin 'til the Chig Man comes! :'(
At 5:06am on November 19, 2009, Ms. B™ said…

At 11:46pm on November 18, 2009, Conejita said…
*thrump*
 
 

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