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"You either die a Pimp, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Hoe."

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It be I, Predator.
Galactic bad-ass extraordinaire.
I like big butts, and I cannot--WILL NOT lie.

Ever.

I be birthed from another world, sent here to slaughter by my Father due to immense procrastination.

I starred in Predator and Predator 2 back in the day, get that straight you filth-bags.

You all seem to think that anything that has the word Predator on it immediately means I had something to do with it.

You're like raw porn without the nudity, it just doesn't make any freakin' sense!

Bastards.

As for the Pred-Banner, don't credit me, credit the almighty and powerful Daniel LuVisi whom also goes by the name Adonihs over at Deviantart.com

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Back as a teen, I wasn't much of a hunter. Eating mountains of Kuwazanza (··¤(`×[¤) berries, reading the latest edition of The Crapulant Cosmos (|<(v)¦‡»¬¯¨_O.o° : #34) and jerking off at the closest MRirian Joint (-·=»‡«=·-) life was swell.

Now, as for my father, the gauntlet wearing-lockjaw masked ¬‡¨¦, he looked upon me with dissappointment and embarressment as his co-hunters gave him crap that his own blood was a "Mandibles Yawn". Anywho, I think it was a Saturday, I was watching Wheel of MisFortune...or was it Funniest Home Slaughters? Not too sure, but my father stepped in, wearing a shirt with flowers (which, when coming to Earth, I realised it was a Hawaiian Shirt, some kinda Russian garment. HEIL!).

He tells me that we're about to go on a family trip. Next thing you know, my mom drags me by the swig of my dreads and into our crappy ·!¦[·½Æ (... space ship). As usual, it was craptacular until I yelped, "Gotta pee". Here's the part which has traumatized me from using a toilet of any sort for my entire life:

One of the escape pods had been setup as a shitter. Kudos to my father for being such an artist (sarcasm). Halfway through squeezing out a log the size of...well, a log, I felt the ship come to a halt. Once I flushed, the doors infront of me locked, the boosters bursted, and away I went with toilet water all over me.

That's pretty much how I arrived on Earth (which coinsidently was in my issue of The Crapulant Cosmos) I caught on from the get-go that I was sent here to hunt.

"But why here?!" moaned I with a foot in the soil.

It's been a while.

*whiskey snort*
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At 1:10am on November 17, 2009, Conejita said…
Bah... you're no fun. *runs away crying*
At 12:55am on November 17, 2009, Conejita said…
All you have is the memory of cheese. I've sold all the real stuff to the Russians.
At 12:01am on November 17, 2009, Conejita said…
but you do
At 11:54pm on November 16, 2009, Conejita said…
Lol. Not trying to hit nerves. But I have distracted you long enough to steal all the cheese in New Zealand!

Catch me if you can! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
At 11:24pm on November 16, 2009, Conejita said…
That message was meant for your mom's eyes only.
At 9:40am on November 16, 2009, Conejita said…
*emo*
At 7:18am on November 15, 2009, Sav-vy-bag said…
Hervé Villechaize......La Pequeña!?

At 9:16pm on November 14, 2009, NMD said…
PREDATOR
At 10:18am on November 14, 2009, Snoopy said…
Just telling the truth dude, can't wait to see more :P just take it easy and don't mind Fleshass just an idiot with no life.
At 2:18am on November 14, 2009, Sav-vy-bag said…
.......Yeah, obnoxious black folk getting pointless new coverage is
far superior in entertainment than physically challenged dancers.


 
 

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