Nerd Fact #1: If Venom shows in any episode of any Spiderman tv show, he has to kick Spiderman's ass for at least 95% of the episode before Spiderman wins with some gay science maneuver

Nerd Fact #2: No matter how more and more badass Batman gets, Robin still sucks.

Nerd Fact #3: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is one of the greatest contributions from stoners of all time.

Nerd Fact #4: All the Thundercats look like homosexual McDonalds mascots dressed like cats.

Nerd Fact #5: No one remembers, cares, or ever will care about Bibleman, but everone remebers and cares about Spawn. IRONY.

Nerd Fact #6: Captain Planet is in fact Edward Cullen when he is outside in the sunlight.

Nerd Fact #7: In Marvel comics, New York is the most dangerous fucking place on Earth!! Every damn good and bad guy is there!!

Nerd Fact #8: Ironically, Power Puff Girls is one one the most violent and gorey cartoons from Cartoon Network.

Nerd Fact #9: The Numa Numa Dance will forever be funny.

Nerd Fact #10: According to Godzilla movies, no matter how bad the damages are, Japan will always still have enough money for repairs, defense weapons, a giant FUCKING Mecha-Godzilla, and Sony products.

Nerd Fact #11: The Riddler was, is, and will always be the biggest douchebag of all time.

Nerd Fact #12: ..........KHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Nerd Fact #13: Jack Bower does in fact have to save the country in every fucking episode of 24.

Nerd Fact #14: The host of Double Dare, an extremly messy and fun game show that came on Nick, had REALLY bad OCD. Yes I'm serious.

Nerd Fact #15: Harry Potter needs to get some sense and just bring a gun to Hogwarts

Nerd Fact #16: I don't care how many of you hate me for this. Twillight sucks and is the worst thing to ever happen to vampires. The sooner all the fangirls accept this, the sooner we can all stop hating each other.

Nerd Fact #17: Captian Planet was actually Captain America going through a phase.

Nerd Fact #18: Michael Jackson's death does in fact trump the 9-11 disaster according to news channels everywhere.

Nerd Fact #19: James Woods is in fact Hades, Lord of the dead. He has also raped each one of our souls. You just don't realize it yet.

Nerd Fact #20: Nerds are the sexiest beings on this Earth. Accept it.

Nerd Fact #21: Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman....It all depends on what your definition of oral is.

Nerd Fact #22: Whoever thought of Link's catchphrase "Well excuuuuse me Princess" should be put in a concentration camp.

Nerd Fact #23: No matter how awesome the Ironman movies are, there will always be a New Batman movie that comes out afterwords to upstage it.

Nerd Fact #24: Dio has in fact rode tigers. He has also eaten the souls of dragons and melted the faces of angels with pure, untamed METAL. May Dio be with you.

Nerd Fact #25: Contrary to popular belief, the Bird is in fact the word.

Nerd Fact #26: Getting a Killer fucking Whale to be the main attraction at any amusement park is an idea only an incredibly stupid person can come up with, or an incredibly baked person can come up with.

Nerd Fact #27:Edward Cullen is as much of a vampire as Sarah Palin is a politician.

Nerd Fact #28: An inebriated orgasm is better than a regular.

Nerd Fact #29: In the eyes of a logical child from the 90s, Zordon is God and Pee-Wee is Satan.

Nerd Fact #30: Nothing is faster than the speed of darkness.

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Nerd Fact #32: In the Wonder Twins, the brother will ALWAYS be useless.

Nerd Fact #33: Singalongs are gay......yet irresistible.

Nerd Fact #34: If there is ever a movie about Barrack Obama, Will Smith has no choice bit to play the role.

Nerd Fact #35: Stupidity and gullibility are diseases. The only cure for them both is to first see if your hand is bigger than your face. Second, you must recite the following. "I am sofa king we todded."

Nerd Fact #36: Optimus Prime= DEUS EX MACHINA

Nerd Fact #37: Once you go nerd, you'll be at a loss of words.

Nerd Fact #38: Glen Beck is a retard.

Nerd Fact #39: Whoring is fun. Visit thatguywiththeglasses.com for great reviews and hilarious videos.

Nerd Fact #40: Religion is like your penis. You should keep it to yourself at most times and not jam it down other people's throats.

Nerd Fact #41: Daffy Duck never remembered he could fly in all his falling scenes because, in the wonderful words of the late Rick James, cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Nerd Fact #42: THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!

Nerd Fact #43: It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Nerd Fact #44: Double negatives are never not fun.

Nerd Fact #45: Every time you say the phrase "Believe it!!", Jesus dies a little on the inside.

Nerd Fact #46: Mark Hamill is and will always be the best Joker of all time.

Nerd Fact # 47: Out of all the christian rock bands out there, only about 3 of them are even remotely good.

Nerd Fact #48: All your base are belong to us.

Nerd Fact #49: In the epic battle between werewolves and vampires, Bruce Lee will always win.

Nerd Fact #50: Boredom can give birth to stupid yet great ideas. Horray! 50th Nerd Fact!!! :D

Nerd Fact #51: "Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you!" These were the exact words Stalin told Hitler before kicking his ass.

Nerd Fact #52: Any organization that names itself the "t-baggers" should NEVER be expected to be taken seriously.

Nerd Fact #53: ......FUCK Chaos Mode on God Of War III!!!!!!!!!!

Nerd Fact #54: This is proabley the most EPIC thing I have EVER seen....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Nerd Fact #55: Luigi is Nintento's red-headed step child.

Nerd Fact #56: On the day that Ozzy dies, we are all going with him.

Nerd Fact #57: When done to you, Rick Rolling is the most idiotic and dated joke in the world. When you do it or see it happen to someone else, it's fucking hilarious.

Nerd Fact #58: Clifford the Big Red Dog is in fact the bastard child of Satan and a Cerberus he raped.

Nerd Fact #59: Scientology is religious fanfiction.

Nerd Fact #60: The only good thing about Twillight is how fast the sequels come out. The faster we get this shit over with, the better.

Nerd Fact #61: Tommy + Kimberly 4eva.

Nerd Fact #62: The relationship between Big Daddy and Hit Girl, though hilarious, IS kind of morally fucked up.

Nerd Fact #63: If you were born or a kid in the 90s, your childhood has been raped by Hollywood.

Nerd Fact #64: The Yoshi's Island theme and the Soviet National anthem

sync up perfectly. Don't believe me?

...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuxBwelptag

Your childhood is now dead.

Nerd Fact #65: FIRE: God's cure for boredom.

Nerd Fact #66: When life gives you lemons, something, something, commit felonies.

Nerd Fact #67: You know you've reached the highest level of dickhood when your death is put to a vote. (Jason Todd aka the 2nd Robin)

Nerd Fact #68: Oprah is the most powerful man on Earth.

Nerd Fact #69: Hehe. 69.

Nerd Fact #70: I LOST THE GAME.

Nerd Fact #71: A movie with Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Sylvester Stalone, Jet Li, Arnold S******ger, Bruce Willis, and Mickey Rourke. Its like Hollywood took acid and steroids at the same time. The world can't handle this much testosterone and overcompensation.

Nerd Fact #72: Nancy Grace is a bitch. Not really a nerd fact, but true.

Nerd Fact #73: And the winner for BIGGEST BITCH in the Universe is: AYN RAND!! Congratulations!! You set the human race back hundreds of years!!

Nerd Fact #74: There is a high possibility that Jeff Bridges is God.

Nerd Fact #75: Only Venom can drive stick.

Nerd Fact #76: Children of the 90s definitely got the best of cartoons.

Nerd Fact #77: Being weird is just God way of saying you're not boring

Nerd Fact #78: 4chan-If you don't know what it is, you're better off no knowing.........You're going to look anyway aren't you?

Nerd Fact #79: When I hit 100 Nerd Facts, I will make a video with me and maybe others in it to celebrate.

Nerd Fact #80: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is more than 10 million light years in height. Cho Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is 100 times bigger than that. There for, the Giga Drill Breaker is at least 78 times bigger than God's dick. *This fact was proven by SCIENCE*

Nerd Fact #81: If you watched 300 and thought it was the coolest movie ever you either didn't realize you were watching softcore gay porn, or you're into softcore gay porn.

Nerd Fact #82: Bill Murray is the greatest thing to happen to nerds since Pong.

Nerd Fact #83: Jackson Pollock sucks.

Nerd Fact #84: Chuck Norris < Bruce Lee < Bruce Wayne < Bruce Campbell.

Always bet on Bruce.

Nerd Fact #85: Snoop Dogg SO did this on purpose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKds&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1

Nerd Fact #86: Band nerds are the most perverted type of nerd.

Nerd Fact #87: ANYTHING presented with this intro playing in the background will be awesome. Seriously. ANYTHING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =b1B_pZC8aWU

Nerd Fact #88: "Clocks" by Coldplay syncs up with any happy moment.

Nerd Fact #89: Neville Longbottom: The Chosen One.

Nerd Fact #90:  Horror movies are dead. *Sees Don't Be Afraid of the Dark* HOLY CRISPY CRUNCHY CTHULU!!!! THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Nerd Fact #91: The world's running out of chocolate. The aliens have no reason for peace now.

Nerd Fact #92: The New Looney Tunes Show: Like watching Two and a Half Men but with old cartoon characters.

Nerd Fact #93: The cure for every fever: More Cowbell.