CRACK ROCK STEADY! ARE YOU READY?

Hometown:

West Orange, New Jersey

About Me:

So this mad random wolf jumped out and we were all, dude check out that mad random wolf, and the guy turned around and was like what? And then the wolf started chasing us and dude, an owl came out of no where and we were just like “fuck this” and then we got back to my place and the wolf was there chillin’ and I was like what the fuck? And the wolf was all ‘sup? And then my bro’ brian was like, “Get the fuck off my guitar” and the wolf was all, “My B.” So then the wolf was like “Dude you want some chicken?” And he took out this big ass plate of chicken, only it wasn’t chicken it was the owl, and my homie dante was all “Dude Not Cool” but that’s just because Dante’s a little vegitarian bitch. So we were eating and then another wolf jumped through the window and it was all “Fuck wrong house” and left again. So then like I dunno ten minutes later we were playing Guitar hero, the wolf was beasting, dante was in the corner dying of AIDs, and brian was all, dude what happened to the other guy? And I was all, oh yeah… So then Me, Brian, The Wolf, but not Dante, cause he’s a whiney little bitch, went back out to the forest to find the other guy, and like halfway to the forest this mad random hobo came out and was all “You look cold why don’t you put on this dress I got you?” And the wolf was like, fuck off, so the wolf bit the hobos dick off, then we found out the hobo wasn’t a hobo, just a mad random perv. So we were in the forest and the other guy was there chillin like nothing happened and he was all “what’s with the wolf?” and the wolf was all “you bring the money I bring the weed” we really didn’t know what the wolf was talking about at that point so we went to chuckie cheeses for some food, cause the wolfs weed gave us the munchies mad quick. So we were at Chuck Cheeses, and we saw the rat himself, and the other guy was all “lets beat his ass” so we lured him out with a trail of weed then we beat the shit out of him in the back ally and then the wolf was all fuck the cops, so we ran after taking our pizza and when we got back to my place Dante was all WTF why didn’t you get me pizza? And I was all Cause your a fag, and Dante started crying and then we beat him up because he said WTF and the wolf was all What do we do now? and we thought, not very hard, and decided to play go to NYC and get some hookers. When we got there the cops were all fuck no you can’t have no prostitutes, and we were all ‘the fuck not? and he was all because it’s illegal, and the wolf was all ‘Sup, and the cop shit his pants and ran away.

All Time Favorite Movies:

Fuck this, too much thought's involved.

All Time Worst Movies:

Not too many movies I dislike. Granted I've never seen those Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg things that are supposed to be the equivalent of watching shit decay but like I said, like most of what I've seen so far.

Favorite Actors or Actresses:

The turtle, der Schnabeltier, Jackalpe Jack, and The MacManus brothers.

Favorite Directors:

Craig Fu Yung, Mick Moriss, and Mr. Penguin.