Hometown:

None worth mentioning

About Me:

Former U.S. Navy Sailor now a veteran. Funny, honest, and an all around asshole. Comedy is what keeps me alive. I love watching movies and play video games. I have somewhat of a social life, but its not worth mentioning. Going to College and getting paid for it (Thank You G.I. Bill). I'm 26 still living at moms house(FML), I still love reading comic books, and whenever I have free time I hang out with my little nephew Jay.

All Time Favorite Movies:

Dark Knight, Godfather(Pt.1 and Pt.2), Lord of the Rings, Taxi Driver, Gangs of New York, Transformers(the 1st one), Pulp Fiction, American Gangster, Scarface,300, Casino, The Goodfellas, The Departed,The devil's rejects, From Hell,Snatch, Lock Stock and two Smoking barrels,and The Boondock Saints, Kill the Irishman, and Reservoir Dogs,Rock n Rolla, Zombieland, The Hangover, Step Brothers, Hurt Locker, Fight Club, The Avengers.

All Time Worst Movies:

Batman and Robin, All of the Resident Evil movies,and every movie not worth remembering.

Favorite Actors or Actresses:

Robert De Nero, Ray Leotta, Johnny Deep, Jack Nickelson,Brad Pitt, Robert Downey jr,Mila Kunis(cause she's fucking Hot!), Charlize Thearon(because she is all around beautiful with or without clothing)

Favorite Directors:

Martin Scorssesy, Quinton Tarrintino, and the guy who directed The Avenegers(only because if that man can make this a worth wild movie that was the highest grossing in the world... then yeah he's worth mentioning)