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time is running out to vote for which movie sucks the most!!!! hurry to my profile to vote for you least favorite!!!!!
June 21

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Hometown:
Chicago
About Me:
I am the very last word in film critique!
All Time Favorite Movies:
Disaster movie,Untraceable,Freddy got fingered Resident Evil 1,2, and 3, Godzilla, Independence day,alone in the dark,house of the dead!
All Time Worst Movies:
Pulp Fiction, Dark knight, There will be blood, and Casablanca!
Favorite Actors or Actresses:
Brittany Anne Snow, Crista Flanagan, Matt Lanter!
Favorite Directors:
Uwe boll,Jason Friedberg & Arron Seltzer, Roland Emmerich!

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Worst Movie Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

time is running out to vote for which movie sucks the most!!!! hurry to my profile to vote for you least favorite!!!!!

Posted on June 21, 2009 at 5:03pm — 4 Comments

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Day in review, January 20th 2009

Well it seems a fellow named Barack Obama was swarn in to something... I don't know what. I think he is some sort of deity to the country (according to this picture).


http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A8/10/A8100D-md.jpg


I know what your thinking (becuase I am god) "this has nothing to do with movies,"you will say. Well, then cry me fucking river I don't care; I am an expert on the subject of barak obama! Clearly you are amazed!

Posted on January 20, 2009 at 6:30pm —

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My top 5 movies of 2008!

You've all been waiting for this I know it! Well here it if finally!






Number 5. Never Back Down




If you took fight club and added depth to the character's you'd have never back down!

Number. 4 Alien versus predator requim

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Posted on January 11, 2009 at 6:30pm — 5 Comments

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The Happening DVD review! (if you don't check out this post you will die in seven days!)

How many ways can I say brilliant? M. Knight does it again! After his smash hit with lady in the water I didn't think he could pull off another PERFECT film such as this one! This movie is about some sort of occurrence in which people stop dead in their tracks and start spouting beautifully artistic soliloquies before taking their own life,all against their own will. The film begins with one of these elegantly crafted sequences followed by a short educational scene,and then descends into extreme… Continue

Posted on October 8, 2008 at 6:00pm — 4 Comments

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The Authority Movie Crucifixion Volume 1: A.M.C. volume 1

Today I will Crucify Pulp Fiction! What a load of BullSH*T Quentin Tarantino Can't tell a coherent story for his MOTHER F*CKING LIFE! This movie is nothing more than a giant MOTHER F*CKING mountain of MOTHER F*CKING product placement and MOTHER F*CKING pop culture! This movie's fruitless attempt at gritty realism comes across as Childish,making characters swear every other F*CKING word! (just as I did) Maybe if I were in charge it would be half way decent!



Verdict: this is a… Continue

Posted on September 1, 2008 at 2:30pm —

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