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for those whos childhood was spent watching this television marvel in awe.
Like the Angry Video Game Nerd? Like That Guy with the Glasses? This is the group for you.
For the listeners of the C&V podcast who want to give us feedback and ask us questions.
note: I didn't want to start this group, infact I hate the idea, but part of me wanted to know how many people listen to the show so i decided FINE
This is the official Kingdom Heart fan club.This group is to talk about the future of Kingdom Heart serie and to talk kingdom heart in general
I will be maintaining all of the Achrives presented here in this group.
The captain of the USS Enterprise-D. Also the baddest all around motherfucker in Starfleet. Kirk has nothing on this dude.
Come one, come all, fans of Solid Snake!
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- Hometown:
- Scarborough, Toronto
- About Me:
- I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free.
A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.
I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.
I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.
I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.
I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.
A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.
A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.
I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.
I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.
A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.
But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.
My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.
I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.
I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the F-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core—no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically-formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed, and I have unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.
I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt; and I'm hangin' tough.
Over and out.
- All Time Favorite Movies:
- Star Wars Trilogy, Spartacus, Terminator 2, Raiders of the Lost Arc, Scarface, Clockwork Orange, The Big Lebowski, The Ten Commandments, The Road Warrior, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Back to the Future 1 and 2, Rocky movies, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pixar movies, Cast Away, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Braveheart, Ghost World, Viewaskew movies, Gladiator, Black Hawk Down, Training Day, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The 40 year old virgin, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Kill Bill: Vol.2, No Country for Old Men, The Dark Knight
- All Time Worst Movies:
- Attack of the Clones, Batman and Robin, Batman Forever, Kazaam, Hitman, Ghost Rider, Never Back Down, Catwomen, Battlefield Earth, Street Fighter, Steven Segal movies, Jack Frost From Justin to Kelly, Biker Boyz, Botched, Rollerball (2002), Son of the Mask, Inspector Gaget, Home Alone 3, Little Man, Johnson Family Vacation, 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, Cheaper by the Dozen 1 and 2, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Tom Hanks, Malcom Mcdowell, Johnny Depp, Samuel L. Jackson, Liam Neeson, Robin Williams, Jackie Chan, Russell Crowe, Jack Black, Seth Rogen, Steve Buscemi, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Robert Downey Jr., Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, Tera Patrick
- Favorite Directors:
- Stanley Kubrick, Steven Speilberg, Martin Scorsese, Coen Bros, Tim Burton, Kevin Smith, James Cameron, Ridley Scott
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for those who love dark knight so FUCK YOU HATERS I'm talking to you MDS you twlight lovin motherfucker its a movie of course some shit doesnt make sense and fuck Vegaobscura u wannabe power ranger BIG UPS TO CHIG CHAMPA LONG LIVE THE LEAGUE IM OUT
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As for you being a villian truly i have not thought about that :) Would be hard because I need a face to put with the character and a voice to go with it But you never know.
I've haven't listened to much of their music, I do like them for one important thing.
The skeleton finger gloves inspired the 'skeleton hands grabbing boobs' - T-Shirts that Boobs, I mean Babes that are Misfit fans wear.
Anyone who brings Boob Grabbin' into the equation with the them chicks, especially at the hole in wall seedy the bars Zombie Messiah hangs out, is alright with me.
BOOBS! I mean...BRAINS! In second thought:
BOOBS! BRAINS! PARTY! BOOBS! BRAINS! PARTY! BOOBS! BRAINS! PARTY!
There, Zombie Messiah made his own catchy chorus.
I can sing at the hole in the wall seedy bars I creep all night.
That would make me a Misfit, right?
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