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The Ninja Shanise
  • 15, Female
  • aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
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November 12
cats in raincoats is the best thing on the planet. period.
November 12
was terrified by Paranormal Activity.....but I'm kind of a sissy, so that's not saying much.
November 1
Whether you became a fan of the show when it was on the air, or picked up on it after the fact, you're all welcome here. So relax, dip your balls into something, enjoy $240 worth of pudding, and post some of your favorite sketches. I'm outta heeeere.
October 28
sandwiches in christmas sweaters.
October 28
October 28
I want to marry Michael Showalter.
October 11
Hate Stephanie Meyers? Hate those dumbass books she writes? Then this is the place for you. This franchise MUST come to an end.
October 2

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Hometown:
under Cyrus's bed.
About Me:
bizarre, singular, abnormal, anomalous, strange, peculiar, odd, irregular, quirky, unconventional, aloof, aberrant, atypical, eccentric.



things I enjoy:
movies, writing, perfectly sharpened pencils, offensive jokes, lolcats, zombies, teh internets, drawing and art, dinosaurs, obsessing, commentaries, laying around being lazy, bagels, petting things, eating with my fingers, anything childish, presents, music, acoustic guitar, piano, ukuleles, sweaters, fuzzy hats, KITTIES, puppies, lols, hilarious doodles, sandwiches, candy, snow cones, comedy, film, smug expressions, thumb rings, blankets, when posters cover every wall in a room, aaaaaannnndddd you. :)

hrm, what else?

i lurv cyrus.

:3
buahaha. yess. I lurv makin' stuffs for him, listening to LEOG, and just worshipping him. Not even joking here. I looovvee him. He's just too cool.







All Time Favorite Movies:
Wet Hot American Summer, The Baxter, Eagle vs. Shark, Batman: The Dark Knight, The Ten, Clerks, Clerks 2, Hard Candy, Mallrats, Donnie Darko, The Nines, Knocked Up, Wrist Cutters: A Love Story, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Dogma, Step Brothers, Dawn of the Dead, Spaceballs, Kung Fu Panda, Enchanted, Fargo, Mystery Men, Jackass: The Movie, Jackass Number 2, Jackass 2.5, Garden State, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Disturbia, Saving Private Ryan, Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, The Savages, Howl's Moving Castle, Friday The 13th series, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky, Kiki's Delivery Service, My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Tru Confessions, Margot at the Wedding, V for Vendetta, Lars and the Real Girl, Hot Fuzz, The Savages, Shaun of the Dead, Say Anything, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Haggard, The United States of Leland, Kiss Kiss Bang Band, Girl Interrupted, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, RENO 911!: Miami, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Quarantine (REC), Cloverfield, Toy Story 1 & 2, Stealing Harvard, Melinda and Melinda, Mean Girls, The Darjeeling Limited, Chasing Amy, Schindler's List, Pan's Labyrinth, Saw....and many, many more I'm sure I'm forgetting.
All Time Worst Movies:
Meet The Spartans, Bratz, Are We There Yet?, Are We Done Yet?, Daddy Day Camp, Daddy Day Care, Failure to Launch, College Road Trip, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, The Love Guru, Over Her Dead Body, The Wedding Date, The Grudge 2, Epic Movie, and Twilight.

HOLYSHIT. THE DEVIL'S REJECTS.
Favorite Actors or Actresses:
Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, Elizabeth Banks, Michelle Williams, Ryan Reynolds, Gaspard Ulliel, Seth Rogen, Philip Seymour Hoffman, James Franco, Jack Black, Will Ferrel, Jim Carrey, Leigh Whannell, Vince Vaughn, Cary Elwes, Morgan Freeman, Jeff Anderson, Edward Norton, Matthew Lillard, Robert Downey Jr., Nathan Lane, Alec Baldwin, Justin Long, Michael Cera, Jay Baruchel, Andy Samberg, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler, John Cusack, Christopher Walken, Ellen Page, Jonah Hill, Jake Gyllenhaal, Thomas Lennon, Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Bill Hader....and tons of others. I just can't narrow it down.
Favorite Directors:
- David Wain
- Kevin Smith
- Judd Apatow
- Hayao Miyazaki
- Peter Hedges

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At 11:55pm on November 1, 2009, jack burton said…
What...
P.A scared you?
{BOO} I would like 10$ now! Mwahahahaaaha...
At 11:35am on September 22, 2009, jack burton said…
{Hell Yes}
Thanks for joining...
At 4:59pm on September 19, 2009, Cyrus said…
Awww. I lurv youse tooo.
At 6:02am on September 17, 2009, jack burton said…
You need to be A {...True Hip Hop Head...}
Join that damn group damit! lol
At 5:38am on September 17, 2009, jack burton said…
God damn..
APE DOS MIL
Props on that!
At 12:18am on September 17, 2009, jack burton said…
{THX for the INV}
PS,
Don't hunt down Cyrus,and boil his Rabbit! Hahaaa...
At 11:19pm on September 16, 2009, jack burton said…
{Hug it out bitch}
I'm kinda gay for that dude myself! Hahaaa...
I'm Str8 as all hell,but {PCU} was an ender.
Say no to drugs kid's
At 1:44am on June 30, 2009, Cyrus said…
Life is good. Happy that Spill is sending us to Comic Con (never been...very excited.)
At 5:28pm on June 25, 2009, Cyrus said…
Just checkin' in. How's it goin?
At 6:08am on May 15, 2009, PREÐATOR said…
I actually gave her a bucket 'o Cheez-Whiz.

Bet you didn't do that!

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Short Spill story. bah humbug.

Okay, so to start, I just want to say that this is fiction. Aaaaalllllll fake. This is just a short little story about me attempting to talk to Cyrus and the members of LEOG. It's how chaotic I imagine our meeting would be. Well maybe not "chaotic", but definitely embarrassing.

I have better writing capabilities, but I whipped this up just now, so whateva.



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