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- Hometown:
- Alnilam, 2nd star in the Orion Belt
- About Me:
- Nothing interestin' really.
Oh,
wait,
there is one thing.
Not so much interesting as it is just plain weird.
For reasons that, so far, seem to elude physicians & scientists alike, whenever I fart, it smells like fresh roses.
Now, my doctor has stated to me, (off the record, of course) that I shouldn't rule out the possibility that it may due to the idea that I may very well be the much prophesized Second Coming.
However, as it is evidenced by the sloppy, sloth-riddened girth of my fat ass (induced in major part by the amount of my life that I've wasted sitting on it in front of the computer, emptily commiseratin' with my fellow Spillophiles, posting girlfight videos on youtube & downloading onion-booty porn) I am not a person who shoulders responsibility all too well. Let alone leading an entire worldwide community out of sin.
Therefore,
I'm hoping that this enigmatic flatuent dilema o' mine is not a Divine bestowary & is somehow more of a result of my diet.
Otherwise,
I'm screwed.
As would be all of you.
Because, lemme tell you something,
if my pimp-ass is gonna go down ( or in this case, the proper term may be "up"),
I'm taking as many of you fuckers with me as I can.
I can guarantee y'all, this time around,
there ain't gonna be none of this "Forgive them for they know not what they do" bullshit.
- All Time Favorite Movies:
- Godfather, Good Will Hunting, House Of Flying Daggers, Yank My Doodle... It's Dandy (porn), Purple Rain, yadda yadda yadda, etc.
- All Time Worst Movies:
- Oh, I don't know. Trying to figure that out would require that I think back about all those movies in my past that have made me go "YEEARGH! Mine eyes! MINE EYES! Never before have mine eyes been struck with such a beastly excremental emission as afoul as such which they have now beheld! Fie!! Fie upon this cinematic Ragnarok & all the villianous miscreant minds who's shoulders bear the responsibilty of birthing & then releasing yon monstrous wormstool 'pon it's fair citizenry! Fie, I proclaim!".
That kind of mentality would only serve to take up memory cells for which I could otherwise use for other & more purposeful encephalomalactic means.
Therefore, I shan't waste vital psynapsal energies on such disadvantageous cognitations.
I shan't I tell you.
I simply shan't.
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Aw geez.... I dunno.
I guess never really sat down & thought about it . I'm always so engrossed in things of a much more existential & ecumenical level, that rarely does my mind descend from it's galatical stratosphere to ponder upon such humble & deferential musings.
Y'know what?
Just stop askin' me stuff, 'kay?
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My Favorite Science Fiction Films.
here's a list of my 50 favorite science fiction films of all time
(which, the Transformers did not make it in):
50. TRON
Before there was the Matrix,
there was TRON.
Okay,
so maybe there really isn't all that much as far as compelling storyline goes in this cyber-epic-fantasy. But, boy, those visuals were unlike anything we had seen before. The science of computer graphic effects were fully upon us & in a land n… Continue
Posted on June 25, 2009 at 2:00pm —
My Favorite Animated Films.
which inspired me to rank a list of my favorite animated flicks so far (I must emphasize that these are my favorites & not what are technically considered the best).
I've divided 'em into two categories of 2-D & 3-D animations.
2-D Animation (however, there are some included here that contain some aspects of CGI):
Runners up:
- Pinnochio
- Atlantis
- Jungle Book
15. Wonder Woman (2009)
Princess Diana as a… Continue
Posted on June 1, 2009 at 4:30pm — 2 Comments
My Favorite Non-Superhero Comicbook Movies.
10. Men In Black
I was kinda surprised that as a comicbook nerd, I was never even aware of MIB until the movie came out. So afterwards, I decided to look up the printed version & check it out. And no wonder I had never heard about it: it was a piece of crap. Which I guess just… Continue
Posted on May 17, 2009 at 3:00pm — 18 Comments
My Favorite Comic Book Movies..... So Far
ALL by ourselves.
At the time of this post, I had just returned from watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
And even though it isn't on… Continue
Posted on May 11, 2009 at 7:30pm — 2 Comments
My Top Ten Favorite....
these are my top 10 favorite....
.... movies that feature a dancin' Travolta in 'em (Yep.
Believe it or not, there are actually ten of 'em):
10. Lucky Numbers
A movie so forgettable, that I have nothing in my memory banks that would enable me to caption this.
9. Look Who's Talking Too… Continue
Posted on October 28, 2008 at 10:30am — 6 Comments
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I don't even know! I don't even know . . . o.0
Well, not really, but they'd make me get a job. Booo. XD
And don't worry, I often surf the web in my birthday suit. And, of course, for 'birthday suit' I mean my cardboard replica of the battle-robot from Alien. :D
I'll always be here.
I like that shirt your wearing.
O.O
I'd like to be a fiction author, and I'd like to write a book in every genre, if at all possible. I'm not big into romance, so that would be a challenge, but I do enjoy stories with elements of Sci-Fi and Horror and Fantasy (without jumping off the wagon totally).
Well, you study Creative Writing, but your degree is in Literature. I don't think there's a degree for actual creative writing . . . there's one for Journalism, which teaches you how to write, but at the beginning all the people who want to write are lumpred in with the people who want to be Sean Hannity, and that's agony.
Oh man, I haven't had a corn dog in like . . . ages.
And the universe is Spanish?! for some reason I was thinking something like Norwegian . . .
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