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Aww, you miss me! And I didn't get a life, I just became too lazy for the internet. Seriously. . . . also, I stole all of your shoes. I love you! <3
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I have the sneaking suspicion that whoever wrote "The Tortoise and the Hare" was the parent of a fat, slow kid who wasn't good at sports.
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So, today, I wake up and do what I do every morning: I immediately check my mail to see if the online version of Publisher's Clearing House has been formed, and, if so, I am a winner.
And on the little box thingy for the news, this is what I see:...
Nick Hodges and Korey have returned to bring the next official Spill Party to the streets of London. Since the last one was such a success Korey is coming back for seconds. It's time for Spill Party 3: Return of the Black Wonder
Dr. Fu's Insidious Review of X-Men: Wolverine
Okay, maybe I should start this off with a little disclaimer. I’m kind of a hardass. Not a huge hardass -- I didn’t hate Indie 4 as much as some on this site and found Transformers pleasantly entertai...
Don't you just get tired of the recent racist bullshit going on in the site? Well, the Q hates it! And the Q thinks it's time for some good ole' fashioned *love!* If you are offended, or just fucking tired of the racism around here...welcome!
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- Hometown:
- Cincinnati, OH. Where all good villains come from.
- About Me:
It's that time again . . . it's late at night, the mood is right, the candles are lit, and I'm about to chat with hot singles on 1-900-
Wait, wait. Too much late night television. Damn mass media and the crazy left wing conspiracies trying to ruin America and kill babies and poop on Jesus
Wait, wait. Too much Fox News. And how about that airline food, huh?
*Bangs head repeatedly into table* Cable TV has stolen whatever resemblance of a soul my poor Ginger body was allowed to possess.
Hello! I am The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu, and I am indeed Insidious (though not necessarily a doctor) with a capital I. I'm not going to tell you how I came upon this title of honor, nor how many men I was forced to behead in a most terrifying and gruesome manner, nor of my long and arduous travels through my living room, nor the treasures I came upon whilst entrenched between the cushions of my couch.
Ambiguity adds to my mystique.
I AM . . . possibly allergic to pineapples. I AM ALSO . . . well, not very interesting. My favorite food is barbecue sauce. I like kittens and the color blue. I am not afraid, per se, of zombies, only wary to the point that the very mention of them sends me running and shrieking like a prepubescent girl . . . for my SAMURAI SWORD!
No, but seriously. F*ckin' zombies.
I love movies. Action movies, adventure movies, well done comic book movies, sci-fi movies, horror movies, drama movies . . .
Because I am a dramatic, horrible, science fiction superhero and marauder of action/adventure! I was, in fact, the first pick for the wailing, screechy blonde thing in the Temple of Doom, but I could not be cast because I was, in fact, not yet born.
I would have made that movie AWESOME! Instead of the horrible stepchild hidden away in the root cellar that the movie actually is, The Last Crusade and Raiders of the Lost Ark often having to explain the loud banging and warbled, demented strings of curses to their neighbors in the middle of the night. (They say it's cats.)
But I am not just about movies. That is only one of the components that makes me Insidious (with a capital I!) Oh no. I am existential, nihilistic, quixotic, esoteric; an objectivist Marxist, practitioner of despotism and perverse megolmania and a plethora of other important and exotic sounding terms I don't know the meanings of.
I also like puzzles, fishing, bow hunting, reading and writing . . .
And my writing will blow your mind with it's INSIDIOUSNESS.
If, in fact, I could ever get anything actually . . . done.
Yeah . . . I uh, should get on that . . . so, yeah . . . wow, this is awkward . . . why don't you give me your number, and I'll call you? Yeah, well, you know, I'm just going through a lot of stuff right now . . . So, yeah, keep in touch . . . But, you know, I had a great time. Hugs! . . . Well, have a nice night . . . talk to you soon . . .
- All Time Favorite Movies:
- 8 1/2
A Clockwork Orange
Batman Begins
Beauty and the Beast
Better Off Dead
Children of Men
Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Erin Brockovich
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Fifth Element
Fight Cub
Galaxy Quest
Goodfellas
Hot Fuzz
Howl's Moving Castle
The Incredibles
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Raiders of the Lost Ark
Infamous
Jurassic Park (1&3)
King Kong
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Mystery Men
My Fellow Americans
The Nightmare Before Christmas
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Others
Pan's Labyrinth
Pleasantville
The Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Sergeant York
Signs
Silence of the Lambs
Spaceballs
Spirited Away
That Old Feeling
Tommy Boy
V for Vendetta
Wall-E
- All Time Worst Movies:
- I try to avoid movies I know are going to be crappy at all costs. But here's a few I managed to stumble across:
Being John Malkovich (I am utterly at a loss to why people find this movie so mind-blowing. It was the most pretentious thing I've ever seen.)
Daredevil
The Devil Wears Prada
Elektra
Flightplan (You didn't see the end coming ten minutes in? Really?)
Ghost Rider
Honey
I Heart Huckabees (facile existentialism made bite-sized. Please, kill me.)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
LOTR 3 (I had to peeeeeeee)
Ocean's 11, 12, 13
Pirates of the Carribean 3/Spiderman 3/X-Men 3 ( . . . they need to stop making trilogies)
Wedding Crashers (Goddammit, it's NOT FUNNY!!!! AGH!!!!)
Above all: Harry freaking Potter. Tell me Daniel Radcliff can act with a straight face and I'll . . . I'll . . . do something drastic and unexpected!
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Cate Blanchette
Gary Cooper
John Cusack
Tom Hanks
Samuel L Jackson
Jack Lemmon
Edward Norton
Tilda Swinton
Denzel Washington
Rachel Weisz
Kate Winslet
Bruce Willis
- Favorite Directors:
- Del Toro, Kubrick, Cuaron, . . . some other people . . .
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Goddamn you Yahoo! News
So, today, I wake up and do what I do every morning: I immediately check my mail to see if the online version of Publisher's Clearing House has been formed, and, if so, I am a winner.
And on the little box thingy for the news, this is what I see:
Deadly Spider Hits Britain
"Hmm," I say to myself, "Seeing that I am a new resident of Britain and just a few days ago, I squished a spider that was the size of a goddamn butternut squash in my living room, perhaps I should take a gander at t… Continue
And on the little box thingy for the news, this is what I see:
Deadly Spider Hits Britain
"Hmm," I say to myself, "Seeing that I am a new resident of Britain and just a few days ago, I squished a spider that was the size of a goddamn butternut squash in my living room, perhaps I should take a gander at t… Continue
Posted on May 19, 2009 at 2:00pm — 3 Comments
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Welcome to The Crappies the award show to the bad side of movie. Create your own categories and nominess (along with mine) then on Febuary 5th 2009 will be the first annual Crappies. I will post a video giving the awards out.
Here's the trailer for Mortal Kombat 3 King of Fighters. I think this could give Uwe Boll a run for his money. Bah-hahahaha!
Talk about high flying, grapple throwings, high kicking, sword slashing, loud yelling, asian inspired films that we love and hate.
I'm just asking questions!
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A Happy Turkey day, though you're so very far away. T_T
Well, I do my part to represent rabid video game fanboys all over Spill. I just try to make my points of view as loud as possible. With as little facts as possible!!!!
and boner was awesome. she was a lot like a dog. i could regale you with stories of awesomeness in regards to that cat's badassery... but if i start, i won't stop... let's just say that she used to stalk, attack, kill, and bring me loaves of bread. if i were ever stranded in the woods with two broken legs, all i would have needed was that cat. and that doesn't even scratch the surface...
you can however beat yourself up for naming your dog buddie. in fact, beat yourself up twice. once for the name, and then again for the spelling...
and boner was awesome... the name was inspired by a movie called the wraith. two gutter punks steal a car with a chihuahua in it. the decided to call him boner the barbarian. i thought it was the funniest thing ever... for about a week... when i was 9... it wasn't until my late teens that i came to terms with the decision, and found peace in my soul...
side note about the kids naming animals:
i found a kitten when i was 9. i named her boner the barbarian, or just boner for short. i thought it was the funniest thing ever. i had that cat for 19 years. as i got older, the explanation i was forced to give for why i named her that was a burden i carried around that was only marginally less annoying than cleaning little boxes of shit 19 years...
I know so little about him... Only that he left an ordinary life to pursue his passions... His legacy will be far reaching beyond anything his humble soul would ever imagine... And in the wake of his greatness, he will be fondly remembered...
Hippies serve their use every once in a blue moon.
Halloween was good; went to a small party, but that died down quickly. I actually enjoyed the rest of my night, thoroughly I might add, by rewatching some horror classics: Aliens and The Thing. I know, I live a dangerous life, but someone has to do it, dammit!
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