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- Hometown:
- Waco, Tejas
- About Me:
- I Slam Bitches!!! Nuff said...
- All Time Favorite Movies:
- Off the top of my head I would have to say:
Alien, Aliens, Versus, Ichi the Killer, Battle Royal, The Predator 1 & yes even 2, GrindHouse, Idiocracy, Akira, 3 extremes, Saving Private Ryan, Office Space, The "El Mariachi" series (here's hoping for a blind gunman series), 40-year old virgin, Superbad, Knocked up, The Evil Dead series, The Toxic Avenger series (Citizen Toxie Rocked the shit!), Dead Alive, Deranged, Motel Hell, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(Original) 1&2 , Clerks, Training Day, Slither, Terror Firmer (Troma's an acquired taste I know.), Surf Nazi's Must Die (again Troma.), American Beauty, The Death Wish Series (At least 1-3 anyway) , Seven, Feast, The Godfather Series, GoodFellas (I actually prefer this over the Godfather series), Halloween Both the Original and remake, The Big Lebowski, American Movie, American Hardcore, The King of Kong: A Fist Full of Quarters (This movie had me on the edge of my seat!), RoboCop, Old Boy, Batman '89, Batman Returns, Batman begins, Hatchet, V for Vendetta, Strangers with Candy: the Movie, Azumi, 8mm(Even thought I believe with everything that drives me that Joel Schumacher is a Hack!) , Hard Boiled, To Kill a Mockingbird, Irreversible, Run Lola Run, Crash (the One that won the Oscar Not the James Spader movie Crash.), Bubba Ho-Tep, C.H.U.D, George A. Romero's "Dead" Series("Dawn" Being the Holy Grail Of Zombie flicks none other can compare.), Escape from New York, The Thing, Hostel, The "It's Alive" Series, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Willow, Pan's Labyrinth, Re-Animator, the "Rambo" series, the "Rocky" Series, the Running Man, Sin City, The Shawshank Redemption, Team America World Police, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Cannibal: the Musical, The Terminator 1&2, The Transformers: The Movie '86, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol.1&2, Return of the Living Dead 1&2, American History X, China Town, Reservoir Dogs, Dusk Till Dawn, Super Size Me, Rumble In the Bronx, Black Sheep (Both the Chris Farley movie and the man eating sheep horror movies), Tommy Boy, Anchor Man, Talladega Nights, Sling Blade, 11:14, Smokin Ace's, The 4 rooms, Full Metal Jacket, The Professional, Killer Clowns from Outer Space (This One hold's a special place in ol Sanchez's Heart.). There are still More But thats all that come to mind now.
- All Time Worst Movies:
- The resident evil series- This series sucked on every level, as zombie films go they sucked, as action films go they sucked, at being a video adaptation Whoa did they suck the biggest pair of fuckin harry, sweaty, coconuts. So all in all It's all a big box of suck wrapped in toilet paper with a note attached thats written in Doo-doo!
Cabin Fever - Boy where do I start I think this my fault for having not noticing the stink lines resonating form the DVD Case When I rented this turd from my local Video store.
Boy this was hipster horror at its worst, I mean I like Eli Roth I think he has genuine love for movies. But was he doing this on purpose was he that blazed in making this(Not that I'm bashing getting blazed To each his own and that be my own). Some how I can picture this movie is the product of throwing a bunch of random scenes that don't amount to anything into a blender, add nekkedness, Some snarlin wolves, some sub par gore, Start that sucker up, Eli Roth then proceeds to hop on the counter with a lit joint pressed tightly between his lips and proceeds (as the blades are at full speed mind you) to drop a python-esque duce into the mix, they then pour the contents of the blender the onto a piece of paper and begin to smear and there we gotta movie.
Transformers '07 - I promise not to go on pointless rant like the one above this one out of my undying respect for the Transformers. Because I could (I really fuckin could!) I'll just say that for a movie about giant robots blowing shit up. Why were there so many humans that took away time from the robots actually blowing shit up. Star Scream Kicked so many layers of ass. But why only 7 or so minutes of this? I also don't care to much for Shia LaBeouf's "Hey I'm not a homo" style of acting either. But I know the acting is not something this movie should be judged by its the Transformer carnage and like I said before there was just not enough. Most of the fight scenes lasted only a few Minutes if even (except for the final battle). The camera also seemed too close at times and I feel it took away from the flow of the action. I can't remember a movie where I walked away more disappointed than this movie. Maybe I'm too hard to please? Naaa Fuck that! Sanchez slam bitch!
"Sorry if I'm going on a rant but Damn if it don't feel good."
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Christopher Walken - this man has the uncanny ability to make lamest movies have at least one memorable scene.
Case and Point: Pool hall junkies(Not a bad movie just bored me a little.) The Bathroom scene near the very end of the movie Were Christopher Walken's character gives Mars Callahan's character The whole "be the man" speech but delivers it in such a way that makes what could easily been another cliche scene into something Awesome!
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