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I remember when the DVD for Zack Snyders 300 was released, the trailer for a small horror film from director Michael Dougherty called Trick R Treat played on the trailer reel before the DVD menu. That was in 2007, it is now 2009 and it has still yet to come to DVD. Last night I went to a screening at comic con for Green lantern: First Flight and Trick R Treat. The crowd was huge, and that's the way the movie should be seen, with a huge audience. Sadly this film is coming straight to video. This… Continue

If Bryan really loved me, he wouldn't have allowed this fucking movie to be made. This movie is proof that Anchor Bay Entertainment, a company that I loved, that I used to adore, is now turning into The Asylum Entertainment. Not since Death Valley: The Legend of Bloody Bill have I been this pissed off at a videorelease movie. Now, what is this movie about? I don't even fucking know! I don't get it because the filmmakers (HA I used the word filmmakers) did such a shitty job of getting the story a… Continue

Unearthed Films has blessed us with this special edition of Nacho Cerdas Aftermath Trilogy. The Awakening, Aftermath, and Genesis are the three short films in the trilogy. All three deal with death in general. Even though they are going in the same direction, they are completley different. So let's start with the Movies

The Awakening:

The Awakening is probably my Least favorite of the series.… Continue

We all know it now, Hollywood is giving us remakes up the ass, remakes we don't need. They Live, Metropolis, Eyes Without a Face, Robocop, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Poltergeist, Near Dark, Hellraiser, The Crazies, Flash Gordon, Back to School, ROSEMARY'S GOD DAMNED BABY! There are no reasons to remake these movies. They Were fine the way they were. Ok, maybe Plan 9 From Outer Space was bad, but the reason that movie is so awesome is because its bad, it is so bad it cannot be remad… Continue

The 5 worst horror films
Ok here we go
So 5 is Death Valley The Revenge of bloody bill

It’s a 2004 videorelease movie from one of the worst studios, ASYLUM ENTERTAINMENT
They haven’t released one good movie and most of their movies are rip offs of recent movies
So death valley is about some college kids ending up in an abandoned town overrun by zombies. Now I thought the first 4 minutes of this movie was the trailer… Continue