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Star Wars Costume, 1977

I just found this picture in my dad's year book from Halloween, 1977. I thought it was pretty good, considering. Weird to think the guy under there hadn't seen Empire Strikes Back yet. Also, what the hell did he use for that light saber? The platfo…

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Adam

So I go downstairs this morning and my mom's at the computer. She calls me over and says "Have you seen this?" For the next minute or so I'm watching a trailer for a movie called Adam, a romantic comedy about a guy with Asperger Syndrome. First of…

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Play-By-Play Review - The Notebook

I have to watch The Notebook for a school project, so I thought I'd comment on it as I watch. Well this opening is rather generic. I'll admit I've never seen it in red before, but they could have at least been a little more original about it... So…

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Was I watching the same movie everybody else was watching? I couldn't possibly have been watching the same Avatar as everybody else. People are raving about this, calling it "revolutionary" and "a milestone in filmmaking." All I saw was an unoriginal, uninspired borefest of a glitchy sci-fi "epic."

Alright, plot, as if this movie actually had a plot worth mentioning. You've got this moon called Pandora (yeah, real original) and it's inhabited by a bunch of creatures that have wires sticking out… Continue

Posted on December 22, 2009 at 7:44am —

I Am Not Among Peers (please don't read this, you will find nothing of value)

DISCLAIMER: There is absolutely no reason anyone but myself (and even then I probably won't) should ever read this. I'm not exactly sure what the point of posting it was in the first place....

I'm not sure why I'm writing this and I don't believe and somewhat hope nobody reads this, but I've been looking reading the comments on several posts today and noticing that I don't seem to agree with almost anyone on this website. While realizing this, I've also noticed that I rarely seem to agree with… Continue

Posted on June 22, 2009 at 11:05am — 4 Comments

New Alice in Wonderland Photos

Everything I'm hearing about Tim Burton's new movie is making me more and more excited than I could have expected. Now we get character pics and set concept art and the film is looking absolutely gorgeous.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/21/first-photos-tim-burtons-alice-in-wonderland-what-do-you-think/

When that unofficial pic of Johnny got out a while back I was skeptical, but n… Continue

Posted on June 22, 2009 at 2:39am — 1 Comment

Star Wars Costume, 1977

The platforms make the costume, truly.

Posted on May 26, 2009 at 2:03am — 2 Comments

Review - Star Trek

In 1968, Gene Roddenberry said he was planning to make a prequel to his beloved television series, Star Trek. Alas, he was never to make this film before he died in 1991, and thus the backstory for the characters he and his fans loved dear were lost forever. In 2005, however, it was decided that they would try to fulfill the creator's idea.

Before today, I had never seen anything Star Trek related. I mean, I've seen clips from episodes and movies, but I've never seen a full episode of any of th… Continue

Posted on May 9, 2009 at 4:21pm —

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At 6:57am on April 26, 2009, Luke Veinot said…: I agree, I hope there's no more borat references but don't expect any. Did you see his Ali G show? Bruno and borat had nothing to do with each other.

At 7:26pm on March 14, 2009, Alec Malcolmson said…: There's always that one movie that everyone loves but you just can't understand why ... like Iron Man or Gran Torino.

At 11:05pm on January 15, 2009, Blobguy said…: I applaud your bravery to even attempt to watch them.

At 7:16pm on January 15, 2009, Blobguy said…: Well, humor is something that can cause controversy amongst the closed-minded, and I usually only face those who intend to insult Woody to no end, so I apologize if I may have seemed a bit rude before.

At 1:37pm on January 15, 2009, Blobguy said…: I try not to hold peoples' opinions of films and filmmakers against them, but I find it difficult not to resent those who claim to "hate" Woody Allen movies without just cause.