Hometown:

Akron,Ohio

About Me:

I live in Hawaii. I surf, watch movies, drink, and fornicate with prostitutes in my spare time. Cheers!

All Time Favorite Movies:

The Killing Fields, Apacolypse Now, The English Patient, Casablanca, Any Cohen Bros. film, The Godfather trilogy, Trainspotting, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Mutiny on the Bounty (1962), The Bounty (1984), In The Name Of The Father, The Caine Mutiny, The Sand Pebbles, Ghandi, The Mission, Cape Fear (1991), Casino, Goodfellas, My Cousin Vinny, Heat, Blow, City Hall, The Shining, Gangs of New York, My Left Foot, Lawrence of Arabia, The Last Temptation of Christ, Four Rooms, Arsenic and Old Lace, Mystic River, Million Dollar Baby, Most Clint Eastwood films directed by or starring, Jeremiah Jones, Last of the Mohicans, Glory, Malcom X, There Will Be Blood, Once Upon a Time in the West, Damage, The Professional, True Romance, Immortal Beloved, Any Monty Python film, A Fish Called Wanda, Alien, Aliens, On the Waterfront, A Few Good Men, Hoffa, Most Cohen Brothers films, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Chinatown, The Last Detail, Carnal Knowledge, Dead Presidents, Sideways, American Splendor, Titus, Sleepy Hollow, A Beautiful Mind, Cinderella Man, Elizabeth, The Gift, Ripley's Game, In The Line of Fire, Empire of The Sun, The Thin Red Line, Casualties of War, Carlito's Way, Schindler's List, Red Dragon, The Silence of The Lambs, The Reader, Revolutionary Road, Quiz Show, Most Tarantino films, The Freshman, A Streetcar Named Desire (1951), The Boondock Saints, Catch Me If You Can, Road To Perdition, The Untouchables, The Green Mile, Saving Private Ryan, Apollo 13, Philadelphia, The 'burbs, Volunteers, The Money Pit, La Bamba, American Me, Poltergeist, Poltergeist II, Quills, Swingers, Made, Munich, Baraka, Mr. Roberts, Say Anything, Heathers, Contact, American Psycho, Office Space, Caddyshack, Secretary, The Grey Zone, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Why We Fight, Manhunter, From Hell, Koyaanisqatsi: Life out of Balance, The Last Dragon, Sid And Nancy, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Men At Work, The Sea Inside, Dances With Wolves, Bull Durham, Thirteen Days, Lock,Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Ghostbusters, In The Company of Men

All Time Worst Movies:

My Name is Bruce, Anything with Vin Diesel, Anything Eddie Murphy has done in the last 15 fucking years besides the Shrek movies, White Noise, Freddy Got Fingered, The Wash, The Golden Compass, Bless The Child, Anything with Freddie Prinze Jr, Anything with Ashton Kutcher, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, Caddyshack II, The Ladykillers, The Blair Witch Project, Anything with Bill Cosby, Maximum Overdrive, Pearl Harbor, Almost anything with Ben Affleck, Any God-Damned thing with Larry the fucking Cable Guy, All the Police Academy movies, Corky Ramano, The Golden Child, Superman IV, Joe Dirt (except the scenes with Christopher Walken), Who's That Girl, Alexander

Favorite Actors or Actresses:

Kelly Macdonald, Kate Winslet, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Daniel Day-Lewis, Anthony Hopkins, Morgan Freeman, Tommy Lee Jones, Edward Norton, Denzel Washington, Paul Giamatti, Russell Crowe, Jack Nicholson, Cate Blanchett, John Malkovich, Sean Penn, Ralph Fiennes, Marlon Brando, Christian Bale, Tom Hanks, Bill Murray, Steve Buscemi, Maggie Gyllenhall, Frances McDormand, John Christopher Depp

Favorite Directors:

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